I was not living in Dundee when the North Carr Lightship was almost lost (having moved to London, England, the previous year), and I don’t believe I even heard of the incident at that time.
When the ship broke free from its main anchor, the Fifeness Coastguard Station (on shore less than 2 miles away) spotted that it was moving off station and notified the Lifeboat Service.
(As a maritime nation with some 20,000 miles of coastline and lots of opportunities for mariners to get into trouble, the government created the RNLI (Royal National Lifeboat Institution) in 1834. Today, this charity maintains 238 lifeboat stations around the British Isles, has over 5,600 crew members, mostly volunteers, and more than 3,700 shore crew around 12% of whom are women.)
Neither the Anstruther nor the Arbroath Lifeboat Stations could launch due to a combination of low tide and the fierce south easterly gale. However, the Broughty Ferry Station could launch in any tide (Broughty Ferry is a suburb of Dundee about four miles east of the town centre, and being on the estuary, rather than the North Sea itself, was slightly less affected by the storm).
At 2.42 am on Dec 8, 1959, the acting secretary of the Broughty Ferry lifeboat received the message that the North Carr lightship had broken loose and was drifting in a north westerly direction. He authorised the launching of the lifeboat, the Mona, by telephoning the coxswain and the lifeboat mechanic. They in turn notified the other volunteers by telephone or, in one case by walking about 100 yards, and knocking on his door…
They also fired the maroons (like firework rockets on steroids). About a foot long, two of them soar across the sky and explode with a very loud noise and an extremely bright flash of light. This summons the crew, lets the town know that the lifeboat is going out, and if those in peril are close enough, assures them that they have been spotted, and help is on the way.
The Mona had a crew of eight: Ronald Grant, George Smith, Alexander Gall, John Grieve, his son John T Grieve, George Watson, James Ferrier, and David Anderson. All volunteers, there were three who worked
in the Caledon Shipyard in Dundee, a mechanic, a self-employed contractor, a plumber, a boatman at Dundee Harbour, and one who worked for a marine engineering firm.
Under the direction of the Chief Launcher, the Mona was safely underway by 3:13 am and set off down the
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Firth of Tay, where the river debouches into the North Sea. The shaded areas show
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estuary into increasingly large waves Much of the following comes from the official report of the events of that day and from published research by Iain T McIntosh:
The weather was overcast with frequent fierce rain squalls. The wind was from the south-east, force 7 to 9, with a very rough sea and a heavy swell. Visibility varied from 2 to 6 miles. Low water neap tide was at 02.52.
The two middle buoys marking the bar at the entrance of the river had been absent from their normal positions since the 20th of November. It is almost certain that the Fairway buoy, the most seaward lightbuoy, was extinguished and adrift from its position at this time.
The Mona sent her first R/T message to the Fife Ness Coastguard at 03.20 and made her way down river at 6 knots. They tried to call the North Carr Lightvessel but without success. The North Carr was also sending up rockets at regular intervals to give her position.
At around 04.00 the senior coastguard at Carnoustie, David Mearns, caught his first sight of the Mona as she cleared Buddon Ness, he reported later that she appeared to have reduced speed and was constantly disappearing in the mountainous seas. He watched as she crossed the bar of the Tay.
At 04.06 the Mona reported that she was abeam of the Abertay Lightship. The North Carr fired another distress rocket at 04.25 and the Fifeness coastguard asked Mona if she had seen it. The Mona radio operator only managed to gasp out “No…our position…. We have just passed the middle buoys on the Bar and we are just hanging on.” Coastguard David Mearns saw the Mona turn south into St Andrews Bay at about 04.45.
At 04.48 the Fifeness coastguard told the lifeboat that the North Carr had sent up a red rocket and they asked
if the Mona had seen it. The Mona reported “Yes, we saw that one. We have just cleared the bar.” That was the last message heard from the Mona.
The Fifeness coastguard saw the Mona’s masthead light in St Andrew’s Bay at 05.39, they were unable to estimate how far away the Mona was, they radioed the lightship to see if they could see the lifeboat, the reply was “Yes, I think it is the lifeboat, will burn another flare.”
Fifeness coastguard sent a signal to the Mona on the distress frequency asking the Mona if their receiver was working, and to fire rockets and flash their searchlight up into the sky. There was no response, and the masthead lights disappeared a few minutes later.
At first light about 08.30 a search was organised by the
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coastguards in which a shore party and a helicopter took part. Mr William C. Philip, a barman of the Carnoustie Station Hotel, was the first person to reach the scene of the disaster. He usually went for a walk on the beach first thing every morning and spotted a boat in the distance bobbing in the water. At first, he thought it was a ship’s small boat that had come in with the storm. When he reached the boat, he shouted to see if there was anyone there, but with no response. He stayed around for a while, and when he started to walk back, he saw a man’s body floating in the surf.
Mr. Philip tried to pull him in, but the body was too heavy. Just then Coastguard John Hamilton came along the beach and together they pulled the body up onto the sands. It turned out to be the youngest member of the Mona’s crew, John T. Grieve.
John Hamilton was a Corporation employee, who was also a relief coastguard. When the rocket went off, he left his municipal job and hurried to the coastguard station. He actually took part in both the beginning and the end of the Mona’s disastrous trip. He had been on coastguard duty from 2 am to 8 am that morning (Dec 8th) and he had received the message at 02:45 am from the coastguard at Fifeness that the North Carr Lightship had broken adrift. He had called senior Coastguard David Mearns and the message was relayed to Broughty Ferry to call out the Lifeboat. Shortly after Mr. Hamilton had returned to his job as a Burgh Labourer in Carnoustie he heard the maroon being fired from Westhaven. A message on the pad at the Coastguard station told him the Mona had been driven ashore at Buddon.
When the live-saving apparatus crew with breeches buoy equipment arrived, Mr. Hamilton was sent to telephone the police. The Carnoustie Coastguard Station officer was the first person to board the lifeboat. This was about 09.20. He found five bodies all wearing lifejackets.
Half a mile to the southward of the lifeboat was found the body of ex-coxswain Alexander Gall. Near it was the lifejacket of George Watson along with the broken foremast of the lifeboat. The police walking to the scene found the body of the seventh member of the crew on the beach at South Flat, about half a mile from where the Mona had gone aground.
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The Morning After - The Mona, Beached, North of Buddon Ness.
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All seven men died from drowning; they suffered no injuries apart from abrasions. The seven bodies were taken to the police mortuary at Carnoustie. The eighth (the body of George Watson) was never found.
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Saturday forenoon was when my mother dragged me into Dundee City Centre to go round the shops. This was a regular occurrence for the first decade of my life. I do not recall these outings with any great amount of pleasure. I didn’t understand their purpose as it was only rarely that she bought anything. Occasionally there was some activity that I did enjoy. I liked the Students’ Charity Parade. I liked seeing the Spitfire that was parked in the City Square as part of a fundraising project. I enjoyed anything out of the usual that distracted my Mum from the relentless trek round the shops. I now understand that this was an important social activity for her. Being part of the hustle and bustle was an opportunity to dress up and sometimes casually meet her friends and acquaintances.
At some point of the morning we would visit at least two of the “Big Five.” I refer to the five major department stores that graced Dundee City Centre from Victorian times into at least the 1960s. They were D. M. Brown, located opposite G. L Wilson on the northern corner of Commercial Street and Murraygate, while on the southern corner Smith Brothers could be found. Further to the west on the corner of Whitehall Street and Nethergate Draffens ruled in solitary splendour. Almost hidden on the east side of Reform Street the smallest of the five was Cairds. They all sold a similar range of goods, but each had its own specialities, style, and ambience. Social standing could be assessed by who regularly shopped where and whether or not one paid cash or put purchases on one’s account.
Without doubt the magnet for the posh and those who aspired to be posh folks was Draffens. Rather like
Captain Peacock in Are You Being Served? the Buyer in charge of each department would ensure that favoured customers were recognised and properly attended to. The store had a well patronised coffee shop that served silver service coffee with choice of white or brown sugar. It had a restaurant that served lunch and afternoon tea and was the place to go for fine fabrics. My mother only rarely ventured into Draffens and then only if she was looking for a specific item. I understand that the only Draffens now left in Dundee is a cocktail bar in Coutties Wynd.
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My experience of Cairds was largely as a result of my joining the Scouts. Cairds was the approved
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retailer for Scout uniforms and accessories. It was there that I bought my first woggle, neckerchief, hat, and staff. Gents outfitting and school uniform was also a major part of their business. I vaguely remember there being an upmarket toy department that I liked to visit because it sold Mamod model steam engines etc. Cairds also was only rarely visited by my mother.
We always went into D M Brown’s. This was where my mother felt at home, and this was where she purchased soft furnishings, kitchenware, and bedding. Many of these purchases were made when DMs had its Summer or New Year Sales. These were big events with advertisements
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department had its sale goods piled high on the counters. My father and I had our shirts and underwear bought in the DM’s sale and my mother tried to zone in on items that she had seen during her weekly visits rather than the items that had been brought in specifically for the sale. The store had a broad range of departments but was rather more impersonal than Draffens or Cairds, there was more attempts to sell the goods and it gave the impression of being the “People’s” store
G L Wilson was another of my mother’s favourite stores. In many respects it fitted neatly into the social space left
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between Draffens and D M Brown. In my era it was the only one of the five that was still owned and operated by the founding family. Sir Garnet Wilson was the very active Lord Provost of Dundee during and immediately after WW2. His brother John was also active in the business and was often seen on the shop floor, recognisable by the carnation he wore on his lapel. As a child I loved going to G L Wilson’s because it had a lift with a lift attendant who was always very chatty to the children. I learned later that as a company policy and whenever possible the lift attendants and the boys that helped around the store were injured WW1 veterans or youngsters with
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The highlight of G L Wilson’s year as far as I was concerned was the Christmas Grotto and my annual meeting with Santa. I do not have a clear recollection of what this store actually sold, but I think that it was primarily a draper with some more specialised range of clothing, particularly for ladies, added on.
The first four stores were definitely Dundee enterprises
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and developed from small family firms. The final member of the big five was an English institution that spread into various parts of the UK. I don’t think that my mother was terribly fond of Smith Brothers, and we rarely ventured inside for a look round. What I do remember is that when my mother was doing any kind of dressmaking she went there for material, patterns, thread, and buttons. I seem to recall that the store had quite a sizeable furniture department and that they sold clothing. As the store occupied a prime city centre position for so many years it must have been a popular outlet for some but clearly not for us!
To the best of my knowledge all of the buildings are still standing and are currently in use. The interiors have been refurbished and been put to a different use. The exteriors have largely been restored to their former glory but where have all the crowds that used to congregate in Dundee City Centre gone? Are they at out-of-town shopping centres or are the hunched over a computer buying on-line? On thing is sure, they aren’t going into department stores, nor are they likely to!
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The North Sea is the northeastern arm of the Atlantic Ocean between the British Isles and the mainland of Europe and is known as one of the most treacherous seas in the world for ships to navigate. It’s often rough,
stormy, or covered by thick fogs, and is shallow, and laced by swift, tangled currents. Its fishing grounds are probably the richest that have ever existed, and more than a quarter of a million ships use the North Sea annually.
Any ships heading for the Firth of Forth, if coming from the north, have to steer well clear of the North Carr Rock before turning west into the mouth of the River Forth. Numerous ships have died on these rocks over
the centuries, and, in the early 19th century, after sixteen ships were lost between 1800 and 1809, the government decided that something had to be done. This resulted, eventually, in a lightship being positioned there.
The photo shows the third of these ships the North Carr Lightship III (1933 to 1975) on station, (it now sits
at its final resting place in Dundee harbour, waiting to be scrapped.) You can tell from the photo, why they call it a lightship – not so obvious is the fact that such ships don’t have propulsion engines, they simply get towed to their station and anchored there. They function like lighted buoys, or lighthouses (with foghorns).
The North Carr was manned by a crew of seven, and on 8 December 1959 a full gale was blowing, and the lightship was rolling and pitching heavily.
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Suddenly, the moorings gave way, the anchor was lost, and the ship began to drift north-westerly towards the shore. The crew behaved heroically, and after sending out a distress call, set to work to deploy one of their two spare anchors. They were successful, but soon thereafter the gale was so strong that the mooring line parted again; they finally managed to deploy the second spare anchor so as to hold the ship some 900 yards off the rocky shore at Kingsbarns, near St Andrews.
The ship and crew were still in serious danger, and an attempt was made to tow the ship to safety. This failed, and the decision was made to evacuate the men by helicopter. The rescue would have to be made in extremely adverse conditions. A full gale was blowing, and the Lightship was rolling and pitching heavily.
To assist in the rescue operations the Lightship crew cut away the 40ft aftermast, which allowed the helicopters, two Bristol Sycamores from RAF Leuchars, to fly as low as 5ft above the lantern and pick up all
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The Earner was an Assurance Class sea-going tug identical to the HMRT Jaunty shown here. |
seven members of the crew from the chart house roof. The Lightvessel was eventually taken in tow by the Admiralty tug "Earner" on 11 December, repaired at Leith, and put back on station on 16 March 1960.
Brave men all – but not unique. There were others on that December night more than sixty years ago…
To be continued...
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British National
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Part One
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In 1949 the British government had a military commitment to the North Atlantic Treaty Organisation (NATO) and the need to fight fires in other parts of Great Britain’s crumbling empire that could not be met by the regular armed forces. The answer was to enact compulsory universal male national military service legislation. From then until 1960, all able-bodied British males between eighteen and thirty years of age were obliged to complete two years of service in one of the armed services. The last few of two million conscripts gratefully threw off their battledress in 1963. So my contemporaries and I were subjected to the delights of non-voluntary military service.
Exemption could be obtained on grounds of conscientious objection to serving in a military force or for compassionate reasons. National service could be deferred until a university or other post-secondary education was completed, but it was a deferral, not an exemption and many a highly-qualified young man found himself marching up and down on a wet and windy parade ground at the mercy of the eagle eye and sharp tongue of a zealous drill sergeant whose sole aim in life was to achieve total uniformity of movement from a group of disparate individuals or crawling about in long, wet grass, at night, encumbered with rifle, ammunition pouches and small backpack and wondering why his talents and expensive education were not being made better use of. Some professional qualifications were taken appropriate advantage of, and the forces benefitted from the work of doctors, dentists and teachers who were, sometimes grudgingly, giving their service to their country. But many with technical qualifications were not properly used and saw national service as two years lost out of their lives and a hiatus in their careers.
National service was not universally welcomed by those who underwent it. My own military experience was with the British Army, and I assume the RAF and the Royal Navy did things similarly in the early stages, when the service was trying to achieve obedience, conformity and a standard of cleanliness and self-discipline that may not have been highly regarded aspects of life till then. Most conscripts saw it as an unwelcome intrusion into their lives and few looked forward to the high degree of regimentation and restrictions on personal freedom and activities to which they knew they would be subjected.
Older generations of men, who had lived through WWI or WWII as adults, often expressed the thought that national service would ‘make a man ‘ of someone, especially of a youth who was out of control or who needed ‘toughening up’ and maybe it did for some. But in others it bred an increase in a pre-existing hatred of authority and the two years were spent in resentment and silent disobedience. It was not unknown for magistrates to offer young offenders who were out of work the choice of a gaol term or of signing up to military service. While this may have been a useful recruiting tool, it did nothing to improve the overall quality of recruits.
For many, the enforcement of the sometimes ridiculously high military standards of presentation of dress and equipment and ‘spit and polish’ came as a shock. The short back and sides military haircut and the blouse
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battledress were unwelcome changes of style for many in an era of Teddy Boys and DA(1) hairstyles. Having to sleep and relax in a large, spartan room with a number of other men was very different to their former lives. The constant polishing of unending items of brass, ironing of clothing to achieve razor-sharp creases and the detested ‘bulling’(2) of boots were tasks few young males had encountered before. Jumping out of bed without hesitation at an early hour every day and queueing with mug, knife, fork, and spoon for breakfast were more unfamiliar routines. The scrupulous cleaning of the barrack rooms and the laborious polishing of floors were new and unwelcome jobs.
A much more active life, which included physical training, often in inclement weather and trotting long distances on boot-shod feet, loaded down with equipment and weapons, wearing uncomfortable, heavy, uniform clothing, and the torturous and usually wet, muddy assault course were a major shock to unaccustomed minds and muscles. Marching in formation with a highly stylised rhythm and stride, the stamping of boots in unison and the maintaining of ruler-straight lines and ramrod posture while doing so was quite alien to all in civilian life. There were some, fortunately for the blood pressure of drill instructors, a very few, who never mastered the strictly timed and obscure movements of rifle drill, at which all were obliged to become proficient, regardless of their future service direction.
A national serviceman’s pay was a pittance, far less than even a modest civilian wage. In my time it was twenty-five shillings a week, barely enough to buy the essential materials needed to present the high standard of polished and pressed uniformity of dress demanded and buy a cup of tea and a bun or a beer in the NAAFI(3) of an evening. If you smoked cigarettes as well, which many did then, the pay was inadequate. Married servicemen got a little more but not enough to support a wife and maybe a child who were back at home. Pay was delivered in cash, weekly, from an officer seated at a table, with much saluting and boot-stamping.
Enlisting as a regular soldier was available as an alternative to being called up but it was an option that most shunned, the minimum term a young man could sign up for being three years instead of the two of national service. ‘Regulars’ were paid about fifty per cent more than conscripts. In the period of which I write, the military had a need for infantry, truck drivers, labourers and other unskilled workers that could not be met by volunteers. Britain’s educational standards were not universally high in the post-war years so there was a good supply of suitable candidates and an inadequate supply of civilian jobs.
First came the initial shock of the raw recruits being shouted at, marshalled into squads, loaded like camels with clothes and baffling military equipment, shepherded into the barracks – their home for the foreseeable future – taught how to make up a bed with the coarse blankets provided and how to fold them just so in the approved style to avoid the wrath of their superiors. Most learned to deal with this new and strange environment. The initial few weeks kept us confined to the barracks, learning the rudiments of military behaviour and getting fitter, thanks to the constant physical exercise and sound, if uninspired nutrition. Youth is resilient for the most part and all was not doom, gloom and misery, however. After three weeks of initial training, we were allowed out of barracks for an evening for the first time. Predictably, this aimed us at the nearest pub and there were some who overdid it and suffered the disciplinary consequences.
An enduring memory of basic training is of being given, one Friday afternoon, an inoculation that was designed to protect you from almost everything, after being told we were being given the weekend off. The rest of the ‘weekend off’ most of us spent in misery, huddled on our beds, with a fever and a sore, stiff arm that lingered well into the following week. There was no suggestion that we had a choice of accepting or refusing that inoculation! Most adapted well enough to army life, but not all. Those few who fell by the wayside psychologically were quietly returned to civvy street. A physical injury earned the victim no such blessing. He was simply treated and put aside to recover from the broken limb or illness and resumed his training with a later intake.
To be continued
Footnotes
(1) The Teddy Boys phenomenon was a British 1950s subculture whose main focus was dandified clothing, the ‘DA’ hairstyle and an interest in the developing rock ‘n roll music. The most identifiable items of clothing were a longer than usual, drape jacket with velvet collar and matching stovepipe trousers. There was somewhat of a gang culture about these youths.
The DA hairstyle had the slightly long, greased hair brushed back from the forehead, with a quiff at the front and was combed into a form at the back reminiscent of a duck’s rear end. The name Teddy Boys is believed to have come from the idea that it was the Edwardian dress culture that was being copied.
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(2) Bulling is the tedious process of imparting a thick layer of black boot polish to the heel and toe area of army boots with a soft cloth and the aid of spit, the cloth, with forefinger poked into it, being revolved in small circles to impart polish until the treated area acquires a perfect high gloss. As wearing the boots tends to damage this gloss layer, the process needs to be repeated endlessly as the boots had to be set out for display. Some who could afford it bought a special pair of high-quality boots kept specifically to be displayed but never worn.
(3) The Navy, Army, and Air Force Institutes (NAAFI) was set up by the UK government in 1920, and still exists, to provide services for troops. The NAAFI runs a variety of retail and service establishments for those serving in the British forces and their dependants and its cafés, bars, clubs, supermarkets, etc. are found wherever there is a UK military establishment. During the initial training period, when recruits are confined to the barracks, the on-base NAAFI club is the sole leisure establishment available and where most spend their evenings after the obligatory pressing, cleaning and polishing work on uniform and barracks was done.
In my time, the NAAFI ran tombola evenings in the barracks club. This number-checking game is known to civilians as bingo and is favoured mostly by older women as a leisure activity where money can be won. All recruits were ‘encouraged’ by their non-commissioned officer superiors to attend and participate in tombola evenings rather than stay in the barracks, lounging on the bed, reading, or writing letters.
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Covid – makes me think of how I, personally, have been affected – and while there are many ways (perhaps fodder for a future anecdote) I wanted to address just one:
For many years of my working life, lunch mostly consisted of a sandwich and coffee eaten at my desk, but every now and then I enjoyed taking an hour to go out, find a place where I could eat on my own while I read one of the scientific magazines that I got each month (Discover, and Scientific American).
I had two favourites depending on geography and time available:
Fabian’s Café
A pastry chef named Horst Fabian, emigrated to Canada in 1956, and in 1974 opened his own
bakery based on the traditional German Bäckerei. It had an excellent, though limited, lunch menu and a huge collection of pastries.
In 2005 he decided that semi-retirement sounded good – if he could find a suitable person to take over his
beloved café. Luckily, he found a personable, trained pastry chef with whom he got along well, and soon Gnanabaskaran Narayanapillai, who came to Canada from Sri Lanka in 1991, was the new owner
Gnanabaskaran was smart enough to make very few changes to the successful business, and the favourite lunch offerings and pastries remained unchanged. Some of this was no doubt due to the fact that the two men got along, and Horst dropped by quite often to help.
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I always ordered my favourite lunch, a shrimp-and-egg open sandwich followed by a custard slice (Napoleon, mille-feuille?).
Once, back in Horst’s day, they ran out of custard slices, so I went for my fall-back – a strawberry tart. It wasn’t up to its usual standard, and as I was waiting to pay Horst walked out of the back room. I told him that there was something wrong with the tart – it was soggy and just crumpled under a fork – not up to their usual standard.
He grabbed one from the display counter and took a bite “ Nothing wrong with that”, he said. “OK”, I shrugged, thinking to myself, “You need a better complaints department, fella…”
On my next visit he noticed me and came over. He said “I was a bit brusque with you last time in the way I dismissed your complaint – it’s always my first response.” I thought to myself, “You need a better complaints department, fella…”.
Then he said, “You were right, we forgot to coat the inside of the shell with melted chocolate.” Good for him – I’m sure we both felt better…
Stouffville Fish-n-Chips
Jerry Heikens, a Dutch Canadian, opened Stouffville Fish-n-Chips in 1973 and sold the business to his son John and wife Susan in 1998. I discovered them in the early 2000s when we moved to Stouffville. They made excellent fish and chips, and I dropped in about once a month for haddock and chips followed by dessert – a soft vanilla ice cream cone.
Susan and I had a running joke – “what happens in the fish and chip shop stays in the fish and chip shop” – I would have the ice cream, she wouldn’t tell my wife…
Jerry, though retired, would sometimes drop in to help out on busy days, and he and I would sometimes chat briefly, usually about European football.
Then January 2020 arrived – and so did Covid. Both establishments tried to exist by offering take-out only. Within a few months both closed, and my two favourite cafés were out of business permanently.
The United Nations has said the following:
“COVID-19 has turned the world upside down. Everything has been impacted. How we live and interact with each other, how we work and communicate, how we move around and travel. Every aspect of our lives has been affected. Decisions made now and in the coming months will be some of the most important made in generations. They will affect people all around the world for years to come.”
At this point, you may be saying to yourselves “Makes your ‘poor me’ story above sound rather trivial, doesn’t it?” And I see that. But think about the story from the perspective of the two families, the Heikens and the Narayanapillais. Decent hard-working people who had built successful small businesses for themselves and their families and suddenly had them snatched away through no fault of their own – like hundreds of thousands of other people around the globe…
I guess it will be left to historians to fully document just how much Covid changed the future of our world.
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While we were stationed in Tobruk from 1950 -51, tensions had been building in Egypt, next door to Libya.
At the time, Egypt was ruled by King Farouk, an Anglophile ruler who had been schooled in England and generally kept out of the way of government activities. But Farouk’s indulgent tastes and profligate personal spending ruffled the feelings of the populace, and in particular the nationalistic political party of one Nahas Pasha, who began to sell the idea that all “outside” interference in Egyptian affairs (i.e. mostly from Great Britain and France) was simply colonialism at its worst and had to end.
There began to be real concern for the safety of British ex-pats living in Egypt and for the security of British properties in the country. Pasha and his nationalist party began to threaten that – if they won power – they (or the military junta they would appoint to do their dirty work) would dismantle the Anglo-Egyptian Treaty of 1936 which guaranteed Great Britain permanent use of the Suez Canal... which, was and is, essential for a maritime nation like Great Britain which depends on sure and swift passage of its imports and exports.
(The Suez Canal is, of course, the 193-kilometre, north-south waterway through Egypt, opened in 1869 to link the Mediterranean and Red Seas. It saved 15 days for ships leaving London for Bombay compared to the trip round the southern tip of Africa.)
Britain could see the handwriting on the wall: an Egyptian military junta would arbitrarily close the Suez Canal, or would immediately impose massive increases in the rates charged for shipping. Such a move could put Britain’s finances in a serious situation. Quietly, Britain and France together began to plan for an armed invasion and occupation of the Suez Canal Zone in order to protect the orderly passage of shipping through the international channel.
Israel would be the catalyst for this action. Israel would invent an Egyptian offensive action against it as an excuse to attack Egypt. Britain and France would then pile in to “end the aggression and restore peace.” (This action would not take place until I was, fortunately, safely out of Britain’s armed forces, in 1956 when the Anglo-French invasion of the Suez Canal Zone actually took place).
Our commanding officer of Intelligence, Lieut. Thompson, called us all in one morning, and placed copies of the War Department’s official Secret’s Act in front of each of us. Before being accepted into Intelligence we had all read and signed a copy of the Act (you couldn’t work in Intelligence without doing so) but apparently the War Department wanted everyone in Intel to re-sign the form, and to be aware that we were going to be exposed to many new and significant secrets in the weeks ahead – and were we to divulge any of these, the penalties would be severe.
So it was that we came to learn of Operation “Rodeo Flail”: “The air, sea and land occupation of the Suez Canal Zone by the Armed Forces of Great Britain and the Government of France.” Thompson made it clear that we were to say nothing to anyone else in the regiment of what we were doing, reading about, or preparing.
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If you were male, had lived in Dundee between 1869 and 1929, and misbehaved on occasion, you might have heard something like the following from your parents: “If you don’t smarten up, laddie, we’ll send you to Mars...” To explain this reference to outer space, I need to provide some background:
In the UK, in the latter half of the nineteenth century, life expectancy at birth was about 45 years. There were many poor people struggling to survive and many children were orphans or living in homes where their care was totally inadequate. Many of these kids ended up on the streets and living off their wits, often in bad company.
In 1834 Parliament had passed the Poor Law Amendment Act which resulted in more and more paupers entering workhouses, since other relief measures were essentially eliminated. This increase in admissions meant that workhouses were overflowing, and the Poor Law Board needed to find places to house all the new admissions.
One way that they accomplished this was by sending pauper boys to training ships. These ships were generally moored on the Thames, and pauper boys could be sent to live on the ships once they reached the age of twelve, with the option to remain on board up to the age of seventeen. This was extremely helpful to the over-crowded workhouses of London.
On board the ships, the boys were taught how to become sailors (fit to serve in the British navy). They were also expected to complete ordinary schoolwork and to learn to swim. They were taught carpentry, how to
make sails and ropes, to repair sails when they ripped, and other skills necessary for sailing and rowing.
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| In the foreground the brig HMS Francis Mollison, tender for the Mars and also used to teach sailing skills. Note the boys manning the rigging... |
It was generally agreed by the ‘powers that be’ that the training ships provided excellent care and schooling for the boys, and that keeping them out of the workhouse (but also off the streets) was mutually beneficial. In the twenty years from 1860, industrial training ships began to spread beyond the Thames, and ten were established on major rivers around England, Scotland, and Northern Ireland.
So, the rascal at the beginning of this tale who thought he was going to be sent into space had misheard what his parents had said – it was actually “If you don’t smarten up, laddie, we’ll send you to the Mars...” The Mars was an Industrial Training ship first moored in the Tay in 1869. (It was just off the Fife bank of the River Tay roughly halfway between the landfalls of the rail and road bridges.)
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| The Mars off Woodhaven – Balgay Hill and the Tay Rail Bridge visible middle left. |
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Such industrial schools were meant to house and educate the poor, as distinct from the reformatory school for children convicted of crimes. In practice, children were sentenced to time in an industrial school by magistrates for things like begging, to being in the company of reputed thieves. For the children, the experience would have been difficult to distinguish from a criminal proceeding.
On arrival on the ship, the similarity to a prison continued. Children were first stripped and examined by a medical officer. Their hair was cut close to the scalp. Then they were bathed and given a uniform to wear. Their names and details of their families and ‘sentence’ were noted in a logbook. In a practice very much drawn from prison camp life, each child was assigned a number which replaced their name. From that point on, even just amongst the children themselves, they were only referred to by their assigned number.
Efforts to strip away individual identity from the boys were part of their training for a life at sea, but also greatly reinforced the effects of removal from their homes. Boys were deliberately given little opportunity to maintain connections with family and friends.
Discipline was strict, and for serious misbehaviour, such as making a break for freedom, boys would be stripped to the waist, tied across one of the ship’s cannons, and lashed (up to a maximum of eighteen strokes).
For 60 years the Mars was a local landmark, but improvements in the education system, changes in the law on juvenile crime and the deteriorating condition of the ship marked its end in 1929. This old warship served as home to over 6000 children with there being around 400 boys living on board at any one time.
My thanks to Libraries, Leisure & Culture Dundee for some of the text and photographs above.
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When I was a Lad!
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After many years of despairing at the declining standards of behaviour of the upcoming generations I have reached the stage of my life when more time is spent in mature reflection than in thinking about the future. One outcome of my honest reappraisal of my own behaviour during childhood and adolescence is the realisation that the following generations were little different to me and my contemporaries. What was different was the culture and economic circumstances in which we grew into adulthood.
I was born in 1935, a time of economic difficulty for most of the population. There was very little cash to spare, and expectations were modest. The majority of families lived fairly close to their immediate family members, and this provided a strong support network. By the time I started school much of this had changed because of WW2. The economic situation strengthened. Women took advantage of the well-paid work that became available and a whole generation of young men were called into the military. Additional responsibilities were thrust upon grandmothers and grandfathers. More cash was around but there was not a great deal available to spend it on. The support network was fraying at the edges, and it was inevitable that changes in society would take place.
All of this affected the children of the time. Many more mothers were at work, many fathers were away from home for long periods, childcare arrangements certainly would not meet present day standards. Older children, particularly girls were expected to look after younger siblings and ensure that they went to school and returned home on time. The firm discipline normally imposed by parents also began to fray around the edges.
In the summer months the streets, in the absence of traffic, became playgrounds. Ball games and skipping games were the girls’ favourites while the boys enjoyed cowboys and indians and other warlike games. Chasing and capture games like Tig and Reliefo were enjoyed by both genders and although we were not exactly feral, we did enjoy a lot of freedom. Wherever and whenever you went there would be a lot of noisy unaccompanied children. Where are the children today? Certainly, the birthrate has fallen, but not to such a great extent. Apart from school starting and finishing times unaccompanied pre-teen children are a rare sight today.
In the winter months the life of wartime children changed. It was dark, there were no streetlights or stair lighting in tenement closes. We read books and comics, we listened to the wireless (not the radio), we went to the cinema, we joined the Lifeboys, Cubs or Brownies while our older siblings attended Boys Brigade, Scouts, or Girl Guides. Virtually every child spent at least some time in these uniformed organisations which were often run by men and women who had participated in WW1. A great deal of the evening, usually in a church hall, was spent in drill and marching but there was also games and lessons in various skills, domestic for girls and military for the boys.
The cinema was a magnet for us, and we would often go two evenings a week. A seat at the very front cost threepence, a little further back sixpence. I you went with a parent or other adult you would likely sit a lot further back in seats costing the adult one and threepence or even one and ninepence, your seat in the same area was half price. The theme for play during the next week was often established by the subject of the film. Errol Flynn like swordplay was re-enacted with a piece of wood and the flowing cloak by a trench was coat slung over the shoulder and buttoned at the throat. No replicating of a kissing scene was even contemplated until many years later!
The dark nights were also the opportunity for various kinds of mischief. Nothing terrible but just extremely irritating to our adult victims. Sometimes while returning from the cinema, we would decide to play Chap and Run. This consisted of knocking at someone’s door and watching for the door to be opened by the resident and having a quiet laugh to ourselves over the puzzled expression on his face when there was no-one there. The big joke was to repeat the exercise a couple of times before we got shouted at and made ourselves scarce. This form of loutish behaviour palled somewhat after one of our number rose to the challenge of knocking on every one of the eight doors of one tenement close. Not being very bright he started knocking on the bottom doors before going upstairs ……. he couldn’t sit down for a week!
A variation on this activity involved a rubber washer from a wire topped lemonade bottle, a wood screw, and a length of string with half a dozen knots, each an inch apart, at the end of it. This was used after dark to stick to the corner of a blacked-out window. When the string was held taut and the knots, gently pulled the wood screw would rap on the window. To see what was causing the resultant knocking the victim would have to extinguish the room light and remove the black out curtain. A tedious and annoying process.
This treatment was mainly reserved for those adults who objected to our noisy play outside their house. To us it was a bit of fun, to the victims it was a case of “Children today are spoiled and have no concern for others.” Exactly the same opinion that I have voiced about successive generations to my contemporaries over the years. Perhaps we need to be a little more tolerant and take aboard the changes in culture when we compare the current generation to ourselves at the same age.
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You’ve probably all seen shows on television featuring the annual migrations of millions of turtles to lay their eggs on beaches around the world. In the Atlantic, from the Caribbean up the US East Coast to Canada, and, in the Pacific, from Southeast Asia (Indonesia and Malaysia) to California and then up to Alaskan waters. If you are interested, see this short Smithsonian video
Sheila and I have never seen these great turtle migrations, but we live in the country north of Toronto, and from time to time we see a variety of small animals in our backyard, from field mice to deer and coyotes. Annual visitors include several snapping turtles. We have a small pond to the east of our house and a wet, marshy area to the west. Most summers we will see one or more lumbering across the back of the house from one to the other.
We’d always assumed (without evidence) that this was the females’ annual egg-laying trip. Snapping turtles are a type of freshwater turtle known for their distinctive and often aggressive behavior. They are a common sight in North America. They can be quite large, with some individuals reaching sizes of 18-20 inches in shell length and weighing over 35 pounds. Imagine a tea tray with head, tail, and four flippers sticking out… They’re quite ugly, and sometimes covered in algae which doesn’t help…
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One day, some ten years ago we noticed one at the front of the house on the edge of the road – apparently
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the soft shoulder of country roads is often a favoured position for egg laying. We watched it settle itself and begin to dig and we realised what we were seeing and grabbed my phone. It was quite amazing how she dug so accurately with her flippers – she manipulated them as if they were hands.
She finally was satisfied with the nest and settled down to lay – apparently you can expect twenty to thirty eggs (though only one or two of those will grow to maturity). By this time, we were right at her backside, but our presence seemed to bother her not one whit. Not sure how many she laid, but below you can see two photos – these are actually the same photo twice (I manipulated the contrast etc. to make the eggs visible):
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She covered the nest, made an excellent job of tidying up, then seemed to settle down for a rest – we lost interest at that point, and when we checked some time later, she was gone.
The story becomes rather anticlimactic at this point. We had hoped that we would see the babies emerging – I wondered whether they would head for the pond or the marsh. Since the eggs take some 80 to 90 days to emerge, we realised that we would probably miss the event – but still, we kept checking every now and then…
As it turned out, we didn’t see anything – the spot remained undisturbed – sadly, for some reason, the eggs didn’t hatch…
A few years later, I saw my next door neighbour digging by the side of the road, about 40 ft from the nest
site. I asked him what he was doing, and he said that a turtle had laid eggs there and he was going to dig them up and put them in a more secure spot in his back garden. He said he’d done it once before, successfully, and had hand-carried the hatchlings down to the pond. He dug a hole, put the eggs in, then placed a wooden box on top weighed down with stones to keep out predators – raccoons, skunk, foxes, birds, and dogs.
Some months later I asked him if it had been a success and he said that it hadn’t – that he eventually dug up the nest and said that he couldn’t find any signs that the eggs had ever been there, despite the fact that the box on top was undisturbed… another one of Nature's mysteries, I guess!
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Growing up in Kingsway Place
Brian Macdonald |
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My parents got married in 1937, my father the Dundee-born son, with two sisters who both worked in jute factories, of parents who hailed from rural Aberdeenshire. They were late 19th century immigrants to Dundee looking to find work in the growing industrial city, and my mother was a London East Ender, whom my dad had met during his wandering as a merchant seaman. It was my mother who had to relocate, so they started their life together in Dundee. My father’s seaman’s skills were not very useful on dry land, and he became an insurance man, travelling around Dundee in all weathers on his big, heavy Hercules bicycle, selling small life insurance policies to poor jute factory workers so they would have enough to bury the head of the family when the time came, and collecting the weekly premiums.
My mother was from an industrious East End Jewish family of Polish heritage that had established a fishmonger’s shop and she understood retail and had a ferocious work ethic; she and her brother Nathan both had to help out in the family business from an early age, although neither stayed in the family business: my mother became a nurse and her brother a London fireman who drove a fire engine throughout the WWII blitz. But it was natural to my mother to establish a shop. Not a fish shop in her family tradition, but one that sold sweets, cigarettes, lemonade, milk, ice cream and dry groceries from a tiny wooden building on a street corner on Old Glamis Road in Dundee, then an area of many small factories so there was a ready and keen market for her range of products.
Right across the road was Old Glamis Fabrics, a specialist jacquard-weaving factory set up by Donald Brothers, a firm with its origins in Dundee’s main industry of the early 20th century, jute processing. The then queen, Elizabeth’s family (Bowes-Lyon, the earldom of Strathmore) lived in Glamis Castle some miles from Dundee and were said to be patrons of the factory and made occasional visits. There was a factory that made sharp pins for flax and jute processing called hackles (or heckles in Dundee) and the simple gramophone needles used then. A sawmill stood nearby. There were two engineering factories. The Cabrelli family, of the early 20th century Italian immigration to Scotland, whose name became well known in Dundee for ice cream and fish and chips, lived on the corner of Balgray Street, just opposite the shop. The Dundee North End Football Club ground was – and still is – a short street away and Saturday afternoons in winter were good for business.
The shop prospered and was not only my mother’s business for most of her life but also the financial mainstay of the family. Both my father and I did stints behind the counter over the years and proficiency in mental arithmetic in pounds, shillings and pence became a skill of mine. Often, of a Sunday, as a teenager, I was on duty and, with few customers, spent most of my time outside cleaning or tinkering with my cherished burgundy-coloured BSA motorbike.
My parents looked for a home near the shop and a new housing estate was just springing up ten minutes’ walk away, on the northern side of Fairmuir Park, which was all grass with football pitches marked out and with a fringe of trees. A railway line with a steel footbridge over it ran along the south side, past Dundee North End FC’s modest stadium. Park Road bordered the park on the north side, with a row of houses on one side, facing the park and a private bowling club was on the east side. Park Road ran ruler-straight, from Old Glamis Road to Strathmartine Road, along which the Downfield to Blackness double-decker trams rattled and swayed. Old Glamis Road carried the number eleven bus from the then tiny rural village of Trottick to Shore Terrace in the city centre. From Park Road to Dundee’s loop road, the dual carriageway Kingsway, it was largely lush paddocks, grazed by milking cows, with a few streets slowly developing. Strathmartine Road was bordered by grander detached houses. Beyond the Kingsway was the Downfield suburb, Caird Park golf course and countryside.
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Just before I was sprung on an unsuspecting world in June of 1938, my parents became the owners of 13 Kingsway Place, the first house occupied in the street, a modest, two bedroom, semi-detached bungalow
with a stone front wall with railings on top that were cut off during World War II for the war effort. The houses quickly grew along our street to Kingsway Terrace, Elgin Street and Elgin Gardens, both of which were offshoots of Park Road, although a dairy farm still ran at the Strathmartine Road end of Park Road till some years after the end of WWII.
Park Road had bigger houses than those in our street and the occupants had a fine view of the weekend activity on the football pitches that patchworked the park. Until after the war ended, the few houses on the
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Kingsway side of our street had cows staring over their back fences.
As the whole area became populated by young families very like our own during the year or more leading up to World War II, there was a crop of children born all about the same time before the war, with only a few younger stragglers. Most families had one child, a few two, the conflict that began in 1939 putting a damper on thoughts of bringing another child into the world in many minds and it was an era of small middle-class families. When the time came, most families who could afford it enrolled their children at the Morgan Academy, one of Dundee’s better schools and a not unreachable distance from our district, which was called Fairmuir. One black sheep went to the Dundee High School, but I can’t recall another in the street who did not attend the Morgan. The McGills, whose family’s large department store, McGill Brothers, stood on Victoria Road at the top of the Wellgate in central Dundee, lived on Kingsway Terrace, facing Kingsway Place and the son was a part of our group, even though he, too, was a High School lad.
So we were a crowd of boys and girls growing up mostly within a year’s age of one another, living close to one another and going to the same school and this was our playground, on the little, outer suburban street, before cars became commoner in the 1950s. There was a kink in the middle of Kingsway Place, where Fairmuir Street and North Street formed a T-junction, which made a bit of an open space for bikes and ball games, with a gas-light lamp post that made a useful wicket or the post for games of Touch. There was a cundie(1) that was used for the game of pinner(2). It was also where we collected rubbish for Guy Fawkes(3) day and where the annual bonfire warmed November faces, tatties were dry roasted in the embers and fireworks were let off. All the neighbours turned out for the bonfire and fun once a year.
That space was the start and finish for the many bike races that were run for all the boys had bikes. It was at the foot of Fairmuir Street North, a short and not very steep but sloping street that ended with a T-junction left and right into Kingsway Place. The slope was used as a sledge run in winter and in summer offered the daring a chance to scrape the pedal of a bicycle on the tarmac as the rider hurtled round the right-angle corner into Kingsway Place. When I was older and started riding a motorbike, it became a point of honour to scrape the centre stand mechanism going round the corner. In those days before TV reached us in 1953, kids played active games outside all the time and we were a lively group, always at something. The boys often used to take a football the short distance up that little slope to the corner of Fairmuir Park and set up an impromptu game of ‘fitba’ till it got dark.
As we got older, we were allowed to stay out playing in the street later and I well recall the long northern summer evenings when daylight lingered till after10 o’clock and only the parental calling of a child’s name forced that bairn reluctantly to leave the fun and go home. In a cold, east coast Dundee winter, dark before we left school at 4 o’clock, snowball fights and sledging on the car-free street would go on well into the dark evening. There was much house hopping, especially on Christmas morning (to the disgruntlement of parents who wanted peace and quiet) as we were all eager to see what our friends had got in their Christmas stockings and show off our own treasure.
After WWII ended, the Scottish economy slowly grew and changed, as did the population. Men returned to civilian life and wanted nothing more than to settle down to a job, set up a home and start a family. The demand for housing was insatiable. Kingsway Place was extended towards Old Glamis Road and became Elgin Terrace, forming a rectangular block between our street and the Kingsway, which it was separated from but parallel to. Dundee had to expand outwards beyond the Kingsway, where there had already developed a large industrial estate that became the home of NCR(4) and Timex(5) factories, both major employers as the jute industry was overtaken by synthetic rope, paper sacks and plastics and Dundee’s not insignificant shipbuilding dwindled. Both male and female labour was plentiful.
This rectangular street loop became a handy bicycle race circuit until increased prosperity brought more cars to the neighbourhood. There were no garages in the new ‘Pre-fab’(6) houses that soon covered the whole area and it became not uncommon for there to be cars parked on the street and more commercial traffic. Not now safe for dare-devil kids on bikes! Many of us rode our bikes to school but the growing traffic made that an increasingly hazardous activity and I remember the tragic death by a collision with a school bus, one lunchtime, of a fellow Morgan boy, who lived nearby.
By the mid-fifties, we were well into our teens, our bodies and minds were changing, and other interests were taking over from bike racing and street games. The halcyon days of our childhood were slowly ending, and society was changing as rampant technology reshaped the twentieth century. Kingsway Place is still there, with its now elderly and much-extended houses, as is Elgin Terrace. The pre-fabs were removed at the end of the 1960s and replaced by larger, more substantial houses. most now owner-occupied. Fairmuir Park still has its quota of football pitches but the public bowling green that nestled in a corner of the park, by the long-gone railway line, is closed. No tramlines run down Strathmartine Road, although buses still use Old Glamis Road and car yards occupy the places where factories stood. The H Samuel jewellery store that stood on the corner of Reform Street in Dundee’s city centre and sold Timex watches, once the place in the city centre to meet friends, is gone, as is McGill’s department store. Although my part of Dundee is still similar to the past, there are many places and streets I do not recognise.
I left Dundee at the age of 18 and never returned to live there. On a return visit to the city of my birth, spending a day or two with an old friend in the old street, I sometimes think, in my old age, that I hear children’s voices and see the flash of a bicycle or a bouncing ball as I walk up Fairmuir Street North. Faint, but still there, in a back corner of my mind. The echoes of a distant childhood.
Footnotes
(1) Cundie is the Dundee dialect word for the cover of a cast iron street drain or manhole. A cundie was used as the target of a boys’ street game known as pinner.
(2) Pinner, in Dundee, was a boys’ street skill game played with a square metal object, usually a piece of broken file about two inches square, with the rough edges ground off. The object of the game was to throw or slide your pinner as close as possible to the centre of a metal drain cover and, if you could, shunt the pinners of other players away. The name is used for other games elsewhere.
(3) The Guy Fawkes Bonfire Night celebrates, with a stuffed dummy which tops the bonfire and fireworks, all over Britain, the failure of the plot to blow up England’s Houses of Parliament on November 5th in 1605. (It did not become the United Kingdom’s parliament until the 1707 Act of Union, when the Scottish and English parliaments combined to sit at Westminster. The Scots King, James VI, became also the first king James of England in 1603, thus becoming king of the United Kingdom.)
(4) National Cash Register (NCR) is a multi-national technology company that set up in Dundee to manufacture cash registers and mechanical adding machines. Later, automatic cash point machines were manufactured at the Dundee factory. The company still has a small research presence in Dundee.
(5) Timex is a multi-national watch-making company that manufactured lower-price watches in Dundee, putting watches on to the arm of the ordinary person for the first time. Timex closed its Dundee factory after a bitter labour strike in 1993.
(6) The Pre-fab or prefabricated house was an early post-WWII innovation, a small single-storey house built off-site in modules and installed rapidly in numbers on concrete slabs in hastily constructed estates to provide quick and gratefully received rental housing for a growing populace of young post-war families.
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The Innocents Aboard...
Hugh McGrory |
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My previous story of my dad’s seafaring adventure reminded me of another tale …
This one is set, once again, in Algonquin Park, in the early ‘70s. My parents had come over to Canada to see their grandkids, and we decided to take a day and drive them up to the Park to see some of our Canadian ‘wilderness’.
We left early(ish) for the three hour plus drive and finally arrived at one of the outfitters in the park that rented canoes (since the kids, and their dad, wanted to have a little canoe trip).
I rented a canoe which would take two adults and two kids complete with PFDs (Personal Flotation Devices – life jackets). I asked who wanted a canoe ride - the kids said, “we do, we do”, and the adults said, “we don’t, we don’t!”
So, the kids and I set out. I sat in he rear seat and the kids shared the bow seat. We had made sure that the kids had PFDs that fitted them and they looked ready to enjoy the trip - like the children in this stock photo.
There was a light, steady breeze from the north, but the lake was quite calm. As soon as we pushed off , the canoe naturally oriented itself to the breeze and pointed south. As Captain, I should have realised the significance of this (the adage “what goes up must come down” or “every mile downwind eventually means a mile upwind…” comes to mind) but it just didn’t register at the time…
The edge of the lake was oriented north to south and the ‘land lubbers’ in our party wandered down the road keeping pace with us as we paddled, actually really drifted, along – it was very pleasant, and the kids and I enjoyed the new experience. All good things come to an end though and I
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finally decided it was time to reverse course and head back.
I turned the canoe so that we were pointing north, into the wind, at which point Mother Nature said, “I don’t think so”, and the wind turned the canoe back to point south again. At first, I didn’t think it was a problem, but I soon realised that it was more than that – no matter what I did I couldn’t get the canoe to settle into a northbound course. The nose would approach north then swing back or it would go through north and circle back. I was stuck!
While this issue was no doubt known to indigenous people all over the world for thousand of years, not a
single one of them thought of mentioning it to me, so I had no idea what to do, such as, for example, tacking, or using the J-stroke, or turning the boat around, sitting in the bow seat facing the stern and paddling the canoe backwards – this puts you forward in the canoe and helps trim it for wind-paddling, i.e. more weight forward.
Our landlubbers had been watching us, bemusedly, as we twisted and turned and made no progress - actually we made negative progress getting pushed further and further south each time - and gathered on a little dock to ask what was going on. My solution to the problem was to pull into the small jetty and ask my daddy for help.
Despite his fear of water, Dad got himself into a life jacket and climbed into the bow seat while I remained in the stern. (The role of the bow paddler is to supply power – the stern paddler supplies power and also steers.) This extra power up front made all the difference, and we were soon back at the outfitter’s dock and returning the canoe.
The kid’s and I enjoyed our little adventure, but I’m sure that I didn’t appreciate just how nerve-wracking it must have been for my dad - he never complained once…
Sadly, I’m sure if I found myself in a canoe today, I’d be just as gormless as I was then…
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War Frozen in Time
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While we were stationed at Tobruk, 1st H.L.I. took part in a long-range reconnaissance as part of “military preparedness” for all the parts of 3rd Infantry Division, to which we were attached.
Our I-Section was distributed among several of the vehicles which set out from Tobruk; I was aboard a specially equipped Jeep which among other things carried a heavy-duty radio to handle some of the communication between the elements of our group.
There were 3-ton and 15-cwt Bedford trucks, a flock of Jeeps, plus a couple of armoured cars from the Royal Signals Regiment. We headed towards Bir Hakeim (Old Man's Well), a small oasis south and west from
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Tobruk, the site of a famous armoured division battle during WII when Rommel’s Afrika Corps clashed with British, French, Australian and South African forces.
Contrary to what many people imagine, the Libyan desert is far from flat. It has mountain ranges and hundreds of miles of low hills. Many of the trails across these areas are simply that– trails or tracks followed by the nomadic people who cross the area. They’re not roads in the way we think of roads, solid and well-defined and easy to follow.
Much of the time the only indication of a “road” is a small pile of rock with a matching pile of rock a few hundred yards further on; you try to keep your vehicle close to the rocks, because to veer too far off means sinking into soft sand and instantly getting bogged down.
When that happens, it’s everyone out of the truck, digging out the wheels and throwing wooden-slatted tracks under them, so the driver can s-l-o-w-l-y inch forward on the wooden slats, a foot at a time which fresh sections of slats thrown in front of the tires until the truck can regain firm sand again. It’s hot, sweaty, and exhausting work.
We ground over this grey-brown and gritty landscape for several hours, then all at once we were sliding down into a shallow valley and into a living museum of warfare, for all around us were littered the shattered and burned-out hulks of Allied and German trucks, tanks, half-tracks, anti-tank guns and armoured cars.
The battle at Bir Hakeim had ended in 1943 and this was only 1951, but the scrap-metal scavengers hadn’t managed to find their way out into this isolated desert area. The bodies had long since been removed and buried but the mechanized components of a modern army were still scattered everywhere: blasted apart, riddled with holes, and torn into piles of twisted metal.
A self-propelled gun was lying upside down with its barrel peeled apart. There were a couple of tanks that had had their turrets blasted away. Others were lying on their sides with the tracks blown off. Most were torn open and blackened with the fires that had raged nine years ago.
One Australian armoured car was sitting on its own on a low rise, and it looked quite new and untouched, with well-defined camouflage and paintwork still clean and bright. It was only when we drove closer that we could see one perfect hole just below the small turret. A single anti-tank shell had obviously made a direct hit and had exploded inside.
You could only imagine what sudden, shocking, and bloody death that had caused for the crew inside. We all stared at it in total silence.
We were not allowed to get down to look closer because there was still live ammunition and unexploded shells buried in amongst the wreckage and lying around the sand and rocks.
There were also reported to be many landmines still buried in the area. . . another reason why the metal scavengers hadn’t visited this area. So, instead, we drove slowly past, keeping to the well-marked trail, all of us silent, looking at this grotesque open-air museum of desert war where so many men had died.
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Many of you will remember Butlin’s Holiday Camps, particularly the one in Scotland, outside of Ayr which opened in 1946.
Holiday Camps were very popular in the late ‘40s and ‘50s as the country began to re-build a ‘normal’ life after six years of war. The Heads of Ayr holiday camp contained all of the typical Butlin's ingredients: the
army of support workers (known as Redcoats for their red blazers) who helped guests make the most of their time, early morning wake-up, chalet accommodation, a dining hall, bars, coffee lounges, indoor and outdoor
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swimming pools, a ballroom, a boating lake, tennis courts, a sports field (for the three-legged and egg & spoon races and the donkey derby), table tennis and snooker tables, an amusement arcade, a medical centre, a theatre, arcades of shops, a chairlift system and a miniature railway.
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I’ve never been to a Butlin’s myself, but I was reminded the other day of a story my dad liked to tell:
Sometime in the early fifties, my parents and my dad’s younger brother and wife (my Uncle Mick and Aunt Ina) decided to have a week at Heads of Ayr - without the kids… Probably the main idea behind the week was to get away from me and my wee brother, and our two cousins, Isa, and Margaret.
I’m pretty sure that the idea of taking a turn in a rowboat on the boating lake came from Uncle Mick. My dad couldn’t swim, and I think he was afraid of large bodies of water, so it wouldn’t have been his idea, but then again, he wouldn’t have wanted to spoil his brother’s fun.
I’m sure the ladies said something like “Not on your nelly” when asked, (then whispered to each other “It’s going to be more fun watching Laurel and Hardy in a boat…”)
Since this was about seventy years ago, the details are rather sketchy in my mind – I don’t know if the ’fun’ began before they went off for a trip on the inland sea, or whether it was as soon as they got near the boat but as I remember the tale my dad told it went something like this:
Uncle Mick was towards the stern, with the oars, and my dad was towards the bow. Somehow the boat began to rock and shipped some water so that they were ankle deep. My dad panicked at the thought of drowning (unlikely in some 18 inches of water) and since they were adjacent to the shore he decided to evacuate.
He managed to get himself on to terra firma, splashing more water into the boat in the process. When his weight was removed, gravity did its thing, the bow rose up, the stern went down and the water in the boat moved towards the stern.The result was that the water was no longer up to his brother's ankles - it was up to his butt...
I can just picture Aunt Ina and my mum sitting in their deckchairs laughing so hard they almost choked on their ice cream cones. I’ll bet it was the highlight of their week…
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| The intrepid McGrory seafaring brothers (my dad on the left.) |
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For business and pleasure, I have found myself having to negotiate the streets of many cities in the UK and Western Europe. On most occasions this has been during the day when there were many people around and I always felt very secure. At other times I had to cope with deserted streets late at night and I was always very conscious of how vulnerable I was to becoming a victim of crime. To minimise the danger, I always tried to keep to well-lit areas, ideally with a reasonable amount of traffic on them. I always avoided underpasses or short cuts through narrow lanes even if in doing so this lengthened my journey.
By following these self-imposed rules, I survived, without incident, many journeys through the late-night streets of Paris, Amsterdam, Lisbon, and Brussels. Nearer to home, I survived unscathed many visits to Glasgow, Liverpool, Manchester, Birmingham, Edinburgh, and London. Yes, in my late teens and early twenties I even traversed Dundee’s Stobswell, Kirkton, and Beechwood areas very late at night. I won’t pretend that I was never frightened but my prudence or, some might say, my cowardice, paid off and I always got to my destination safely. As the years moved on and the need for such adventures reduced, I became more confident and less nervous about late night treks. Truth to tell, I made more use of taxis and only made very short journeys on foot. I followed the rules, I had nothing to fear as long as I continued to do so. They say, “Pride comes before a fall”. Alas, how true this is!
In the first Spring following our retirement Muriel and I decided to have a holiday in the South of France, and we decided that Marseilles would be the ideal place to base ourselves. We had spent a couple of nights there several years before and it seemed to be a good place to explore further. After an uneventful journey we arrived and booked into our hotel which was located at the quayside of the Old Port.
Having made ourselves comfortable after our journey we went out to explore our immediate surroundings. The quays of the old port are in the form of a “U” with the two main legs each about 600 metres in length and the quay joining them around 200 metres. The buildings surrounding the quays were set back about 30 metres. There were several small hotels in addition to ours but most of the buildings were restaurants, cafés, and nautical supply stores.
We learned that the short quay hosted a fish market every morning. On the water there were cabin cruisers, yachts, fishing boats and even a floating restaurant housed on a sizeable sailing ship. We were in tourist heaven. As the evening wore on the area became more and more lively and we sampled the fare in a restaurant that we chose at random, it was excellent and not very expensive! After a libation, well several, we left the lively scene and returned to our hotel only a few yards away. I was familiar with the reputation of Marseilles as a centre of crime and had watched The French Connection, but I was confident, that provided we kept to our rules, no harm would come to us at any time of the day or night in the vicinity of the Old Port.
Each of the next few days followed the same pattern. A leisurely breakfast followed by some sightseeing
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ometimes taking in a feature of the city or a day trip by rail to Aix-en-Provence or a boat trip to Château d’If, the prison island home of the Count of Monte Cristo. Back to the hotel to rest and recuperate before returning to the Old Port and its restaurants and cafés for evening meal and a bit of socialising. At school my attainment in French was almost non-existent but over the years I have learned from holidays in France that at least three or four glasses of wine is needed for fluency in the language. I hope that every teacher of French who happens to read this takes note and will in future provide pupils with wine as well as irregular verbs!
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Saturday morning started in the same way as the days that preceded it. We decided that we would walk to a market near to the Old Port. It was a bright sunny day, and the streets were busy with pedestrians but perhaps
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pavements that had cars parked on them provided a clear path to the end of the street where I could catch up with Muriel. Naturally I opted to take the fast route!
I had travelled about twenty metres when a car door about five metres ahead of me opened and a man in his twenties got out of the car. As he stood up he dropped a large bunch of keys that he was carrying. Being the gentleman that I am, I stopped to allow him to pick them up. I became aware of something touching my socks and then the area of my hip pockets. I turned round to find another young man smiling at me and holding my arms. I immediately went into victim mode and shouted, “Au Secours!”, proving that all my teacher’s efforts weren’t wasted. Whilst I was having my modest panic attack the two young men got into the car and out the other side and merged into the crowd. I continued to the top of the street where I rejoined Muriel who was blissfully unaware of my ordeal.
With the aid of a small Cognac I soon recovered, and had an audit of my remaining assets, a few coins, and a credit card! I think that I had about forty Euros that were no longer in my hip pocket. I was concerned that my assailants may have somehow cloned the credit card, so I decided to report the matter to the police. They were sympathetic but assured me that even if I recognised them, I would not get my money back. The credit card was left to me because they only take cash. If they are identified and arrested and only have cash on them, how does one prove that it is my cash? After all those years of following my rules for staying safe I suffered the gentlest of muggings by not staying in the crowd – and in broad daylight!
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Smoke Gets in Your Eyes... Remember when many, many people smoked, whenever and wherever, including on aeroplanes – and we just lived with it?
I wrote a previous anecdote about a trip I made to Brussels, late ‘70s or early ‘80s as a member of a Canadian Trade Mission. (I remember it as more of a junket than anything else.)
Be that as it may, the ’duty’ part ended on the Friday, and the flight back was on the Monday. This gave us the weekend to explore Brussels, but I decided to fly to Spain for the weekend to visit my cousin, Mike McGrory, and his family - he worked for BP and was based in Madrid.
I booked a flight on Sabena (Societé Anonyme Belge d'Exploitation de la Navigation Aérienne), the Belgian national airline. I remember the experience as being a pleasant one.
I hadn’t seen Mike and his family for some time and spent an enjoyable couple of days catching up with him, his wife Jan and daughter Alison (their son Stephen was at school.)
Mike was busy on the Saturday morning, so Jan took me to the world-famous Prado, Madrid’s wonderful Art Museum. My wife, Sheila, liked Bruegel, so I visited the gift shop and bought her a souvenir - a print of
Pieter the Elder’s ‘Winter Landscape with a Bird Trap’. It still hangs on our wall, a pleasant reminder of an
enjoyable weekend with family.
Sadly, the nadir of that weekend was the flight back to Brussels. My return flight was with Iberia (Líneas Aéreas de España) Spain’s National Arline. I didn’t know it at the time, but apparently, back then, Spain was a nation of ardent smokers…
When we took off and the no-smoking sign went out, it seemed that everyone except me (a lifelong non-smoker) lit up. The flight lasted about two and a half hours, and everyone seemed to be smoking old jockstraps… I remember watching the smoke gathering on the ceiling and the noxious cloud slowly moving down until we were enveloped in it. At one point I actually wondered if I might smother to death before we got to Brussels.
It was to be around twenty more years before non-smoking air flights were establised universally. I still remember how much I hated every minute of that flight – definitely the worst I ever experienced!
Yuck!
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Scots ‘Fathers’ of Australia
Part 3 of 3
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Major General Lachlan Macquarie, CB; 31 January 1762 – 1 July 1824 – The Scots ‘Father of Australia’
Part two
Lachlan Macquarie’s tenure as fifth governor of the Colony of New South Wales was longer than any of the four who had gone before him but was not without its trials. Macquarie alienated many of the middle class as years passed by an enlightened policy towards the Australian Native people, previously treated with contempt and hostility and often the object of raids that have been called massacres. These raids were usually because of the white settlers’ desire to take possession of land, for farming, land over which Aborigines roamed and as punishment for the theft of livestock for food, which the Aborigines saw as acceptable in their culture. Macquarie established a Native School for Aboriginal children, built a village for the Indigenous people, set up an Aboriginal farm and organised an annual Aboriginal convocation. In this very progressive attitude he was at least 100 years ahead of his time, and it was not appreciated by his fellow-Anglo-Celtic citizens. He also was obliged to institute punishment by the military when some of his initiatives were not well received by the Aborigines, whose culture and deep spiritual attachment to land but without an ownership aspect to it was not easily understood by a European.
Despite the long-awaited birth of a son in 1814 after several misfortunes and the early deaths
of previous children, the second part of Macquarie’s governorship did not go as well as the first and he applied to resign with a pension after eight years, as he had been promised by Lord Castlereagh. A commissioner had been appointed to enquire into an incident concerning an American vessel and an unfavourable report of Macquarie’s overseeing of it was handed down. This report circulated widely in England after Macquarie’s return from Australia in 1822, to his disadvantage.
He was twice refused retirement from his post but finally his resignation was accepted in 1820, although he was not able to hand over until 1822, leaving the colony to the sixth Governor, Major General Sir Thomas Brisbane. Macquarie and his family returned to Britain to the small estate he had bought in absentia on the Inner Hebridean island of Mull and named Jarvisfield in memory of his first, short-lived wife, Jane Jarvis.
From 1823 Lachlan Macquarie spent much time in London, fighting a drawn-out battle against the blows to his reputation and the damage inflicted by the report published on the American ship incident. He unsuccessfully sought the promised pension, exhausting his private funds and his health. He retreated to Mull but was financially unable to set up his estate as he had wished or to sell the land. In 1824, at age 62, in very straitened circumstances, Lachlan Macquarie learned, after an arduous trip from Mull to London, that he would finally receive a generous pension but would not be granted a title, something he believed he was due. Before he could leave London for his beloved Inner Hebrides, he fell ill and died soon after. His funeral was attended by a large gathering of the great and the good. His body was taken back to Mull, by his wife, who had raced to London to be by his side. He was entombed on Mull.
Lachlan Macquarie’s influence on many aspects of the development of the structure, economy, finances, morals, and architecture of the Colony of New South Wales into a modern country is inestimable. His work is perpetuated by many graceful buildings from the pen of his architect, Francis Greenaway and his name lives on in Macquarie Street, a major Sydney thoroughfare and in many other Sydney locations. A university in Sydney bears his name. He is less noted in Melbourne, Australia’s other major city, which was a child of the later 19th century Victorian Gold Rush but a street in an inner-city 19th century suburb carries the family name.
The NSW city of Port Macquarie, 240 miles north of Sydney, founded by him, bears his name and the graceful inland city of Bathurst, although born of a gold rush, was encouraged and legally proclaimed by him. He was as much respected and admired by those convicts whom he had restored to their rank, appointed to positions of responsibility and encouraged to take up land after their time expired, as he was disliked by the free settlers and the higher-ranked citizens for the same reasons.
Lachlan Macquarie acknowledged that the colony had been founded as and was intended to be a penal colony – a place to dump unwanted British citizens. But he always took the view that, one day, the colony that became Australia should be a thriving and valuable member of the British Empire and his gubernatorial policies reflected this view. His faults were those of a man of absolute rectitude and a strict moral code, characteristics learned from his birth and upbringing and which he displayed by his actions throughout his life. His prediction that 'my name will not readily be forgotten after I have left it' holds to this day. He is justifiably labelled ‘Father of Australia’.
Elizabeth Henrietta Macquarie (née Campbell) (1778-1835
No picture of Lachlan Macquarie would be complete without mention of his devoted second wife, Elizabeth Henrietta Campbell. She was Scottish born in 1778 of poor but genteel and well-connected parents and was educated and highly intelligent. A distant cousin of the 17 years older Lachlan, she met him as a widower at a family funeral on Mull when she was 26. He had spent most of his life overseas as a soldier and not encountered her before then. A quick engagement followed but marriage had to await the completion of Macquarie’s next tour of military duty. They were married in Britain when he returned to take command of a regiment which later became a component of the famed Black Watch, whose depot was in Perth in Scotland.
Reported to be a ‘strong-willed and determined woman’ with a lively mind, she went with her new husband to Australia. Apart from accompanying the governor on the many visits he made to far-flung parts of his territory, such as the southern island of Tasmania, the northern town of Port Macquarie and the inland Bathurst, an arduous trip over the Blue Mountains, she took an active part in initiating, designing and even supervising the progressive public works Macquarie instituted during his tenure. She supported his progressive policies towards the Native Australians. She worked with Mrs Macarthur, wife and working partner of the Merino wool industry pioneer and Rum Corps officer, on the development of better agricultural policies.
Mrs Macquarie’s Point is a small promontory jutting into Sydney Harbour. From it there are panoramic views of the harbour, now including Björn Utzon’s Sydney Opera House and the Sydney Harbour Bridge (familiarly known to Sydneysiders as ‘The Coathanger’), as well as the Heads, the narrow passage thorough which all vessels must sail to enter Sydney harbour. On the point, the governor caused a large rock to be carved by convict labour into the shape of a bench, on which Elizabeth liked to sit for long periods, enjoying the splendid Sydney Harbour views and watching ships from England sailing in through the heads. The bench is still there, now in the Botanical Garden, and is a well-known landmark, officially named Mrs Macquarie’s Chair.
Lachlan Macquarie’s resignation as governor took the family back to live on his estate, Jarvisfield, on Mull, named for his first wife. Lachlan Macquarie’s death in 1824, a mere two years after they departed Australia to go into retirement, left Elizabeth a widow at 46. She campaigned, until her death in 1835, to ensure her husband’s achievements in Australia and as a soldier were justly recognised.
The Macquarie clan left no family line in Australia, as the Macarthurs have done. Elizabeth and Lachlan Macquarie had a son born in 1814, halfway through the governorship and named Lachlan, as had been his father, grandfather, and great-grandfather. This boy lived into adulthood and married but did not leave either issue or a good reputation behind him. He is not well-remembered.
The family tomb stands on Mull, with an inscription upon it informing of Lachlan Macquarie’s
achievemmentsThere rest Lachlan, Elizabeth, son Lachlan and another son and daughter who both died in infancy and also first wife Jane. That inscription and the huge effect on the development of Australia is their commemoration. On his tomb, which is administered by the National Trust of Australia, Elizabeth ensured that the following words from a longer inscription honouring his upright character and the services he gave to the future of Australia, were inscribed “… truly deserving the appellation by which he has been distinguished: THE FATHER OF AUSTRALIA”.
Elizabeth Macquarie is justly remembered as a faithful, devoted, and supportive wife.
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I spent five days, one afternoon, recently…
Hugh McGrory |
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A ‘funny’ thing happened to me last week – but before I tell you the tale, you’ll need some background...
I’ve been losing weight, fat and muscle, unintentionally, for quite some time. My first thought was that it was simply old age (I’m in my mid-eighties), but as it continued, month after month, my thoughts turned to cancer, and eventually the medical profession decided we should go on a hunt to see if we could pin down the cause.
Over the past year I’ve had various scans MRI, CT, Ultrasound, etc. Nothing specific was found, but, as for most people, various cysts showed up in various organs. Most of us have them and most are benign and don’t cause any problems. One cyst in my pancreas required a more detailed look.
The pancreas produces digestive juices and insulin, as well as other hormones to do with digestion, and is a
long flattened gland located deep in the abdomen with the liver and stomach in front and the spine behind – difficult to get to, so I was scheduled for an Endoscopic Ultrasound. This means a tube down the throat which has a video camera, a light, and a miniaturised ultrasound transceiver on the end of it.
The procedure consists of pushing the tube down the throat until the sensor is in the stomach then turning on the ultrasound and scanning the pancreas through the stomach wall and, further down, through the duodenum (connects the stomach to the small intestine).
Sheila waited outside the theatre expecting the procedure to take about 30 minutes – it actually took about seventy. It turns out that, as the surgeon was pushing into the duodenum, he realised that he could see my liver – the instrument had gone through the wall of the duodenum…
His assistant told me later that I was lucky (since, after being unlucky to have this happen (out of thousands of procedures he’d only seen it happen once before)), I had a skilled surgeon who was able to close the wound endoscopically. Otherwise, I would have needed “major abdominal surgery". (The Mayo clinic says “The risk of this complication is very low — it occurs in an estimated 1 of every 2,500 to 11,000 diagnostic upper endoscopies.“)
The surgeon used a Padlock Clip) (similar in principle to self-drilling hollow wall anchors for drywall
when you can only work from one side of the wall). It seems to have done the trick and sealed the wound.
So, my afternoon turned into five days in a hospital bed, with no solid food and having, in addition to my endoscopic ultrasound, a gastroscopy and a colonoscopy.
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On the bright side, no sign of cancer was found anywhere.
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Artillery Practice
Gordon Findlay |
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The 1st Battalion of the Highland Light Infantry had a battery of 25-pounders to serve as our immediate
artillery support and anti-tank defence. We almost never saw them being used (we were, after all, just ‘showing the flag’ in Libya and not deployed against any enemy at that time).
But on one occasion it was decided that our artillery would get an active workout. As part of the work-up towards Operation “Rodeo Flail” (the 1956 Anglo-French invasion of Egypt and the military takeover of the Suez Canal) it was decided to stage a live fire exercise against targets towed offshore by the Royal Navy.
Tobruk is on the coast, so we had some nice headlands from which to shoot out into Tobruk bay and the Mediterranean. Our 25-pounders were wheeled up into position on a headland overlooking the bay, and the Navy dutifully arranged for a launch to tow a large wood-and-canvas target across the line of fire.
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| Typical towed target back in the day - with a longer towrope, of course... |
The target was dragged very slowly by the launch at the end of a long towline, and our intrepid gunners opened fire at a range of perhaps half-a-mile. As the battalion’s Intelligence Section, we were designated to study the shots through field glasses and keep score of the hits and misses.
It was sobering to watch. The first shots from our gunners splashed well beyond the huge white target. The next series of shells sent spray shooting up well short – and well behind the target. The following blasts were well to the right . . . in fact, closer to the towing launch than the target. And so it went for the next half-hour as our 25-pounders boomed away.
Our teams of sweating gunners kept blasting, and the Mediterranean Sea absorbed a lot of punishment with spray flying up all over the place as the shots thundered out . . . but that large and taunting target escaped without a scratch.
Eventually, the Navy decided in their wisdom (and no doubt eager to see their launch come back unscathed) to cut the target loose and let it quietly and slowly drift across the bay. There it sat, gently bobbing in place, as juicy and inviting a target as you’re ever likely to see. And only then did our valiant gunners manage to send a couple of shells flying through the canvas structure.
There was a muted cheer from the ranks of our artillery support crew. When this happened the “Cease Fire!” order was given, our 25-pounders fell silent, and we were left to dwell on the thought that if that massive, almost stationary target had instead been a flock of Russian T-52 tanks racing towards us. . . . well let’s just say it would not have been pretty.
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I See Trees of Green…
Hugh McGrory |
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Red roses too…
Everyone recognises those lyrics - the 1968 song has been covered some 200 times – personally I think the great Satchmo’s version is the best. (Did you know that Louis Armstrong, didn’t refer to himself as ‘Louie’ – he preferred ‘Lewis’?)
Sometimes though, despite the sentiments of the song, when I’m sitting, cogitating, I ask myself “How did we humans manage to make such a mess of everything. There is so much wrong with the world we live in…
- global warming - heat , forest fires, tornadoes, floods
- poverty – amongst the richest countries, the top 1% of people have between 20% and 60% of the wealth, the other 99% of us share what’s left – we live increasingly in a world of rich countries full of poor people
- health – we’re a long, long way from the World Health Organization’s goal of ‘universal health care’
- education – UNICEF says, “Over 600 million children and adolescents worldwide are unable to attain minimum proficiency levels in reading and mathematics, even though two thirds of them are in school.”
I’m sure you could all add several other issues of major importance to the wellbeing of the human race… how about pandemics, extremists of left and right and their attacks on democracy, world armed conflicts (currently, depending on your definition of the term there are between 32 and 110 around the world)…
A couple of years ago I was depressing myself with such thoughts, wondering what kind of world we were leaving to the grandchildren of our grandchildren, when I happened to get an email from Tom Burt. Many of you will know Tom as a schoolmate, or perhaps as the author of several stories in this collection – he has made his home in New Zealand for many years.
It lifted my spirits, and I thought you might like to read, or re-read it:
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Jerry Brown a flight attendant on Delta Flight 15,wrote this story following 9-11:
"On the morning of Tuesday, September 11, we were about 5 hours out of Frankfurt, flying over the North Atlantic.
All of a sudden, the curtains parted, and I was told to go to the cockpit immediately, to see the captain. As soon as I got there, I noticed that the crew had that "All Business" look on their faces. The captain handed me a printed message. It was from Delta's main office in Atlanta and simply read, "All airways over the Continental United States are closed to commercial air traffic. Land ASAP at the nearest airport. Advise your destination."
No one said a word about what this could mean. We knew it was a serious situation and we needed to find terra firma quickly. The captain determined that the nearest airport was 400 miles behind us in Gander,
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Newfoundland. He requested approval for a route change from the Canadian traffic controller and approval was granted immediately -- no questions asked. We found out later, of course, why there was no hesitation in approving our request.
While the flight crew prepared the airplane for landing, another message arrived from Atlanta telling us about some terrorist activity in the New York area. A few minutes later word came in about the hijackings. We decided to LIE to the passengers while we were still in the air. We told them the plane had a simple instrument problem and that we needed to land at the nearest airport in Gander, Newfoundland, to have it checked out.
We promised to give more information after landing in Gander. There was much grumbling among the passengers, but that's nothing new! Forty minutes later, we landed in Gander. Local time at Gander was 12:30 PM!...that's 11:00 AM EST. There were already about 20 other airplanes on the ground from all over the world that had taken this detour on their way to the U.S.
After we parked on the ramp, the captain made the following announcement: "Ladies and gentlemen, you must be wondering if all these airplanes around us have the same instrument problem as we have. The reality is that we are here for another reason." Then he went on to explain the little bit we knew about the situation in the U.S. There were loud gasps and stares of disbelief. The captain informed passengers that Ground Control in Gander told us to stay put.
The Canadian Government was in charge of our situation, and no one was allowed to get off the aircraft. No one on the ground was allowed to come near any of the air crafts. Only airport police would come around periodically, look us over and go on to the next airplane. In the next hour or so more planes landed, and Gander ended up with 53 airplanes from all over the world, 27 of which were U.S. commercial jets.
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Meanwhile, bits of news started to come in over the aircraft radio and for the first time we learned
that airplanes were flown into the World Trade Centre in New York and into the Pentagon in D.C. People were trying to use their cell phones but were unable to connect due to a different cell system in Canada. Some did get through, but were only able to get to the Canadian operator who would tell them that the lines to the U.S. were either blocked or jammed.
Sometime in the evening the news filtered to us that the World Trade Centre buildings had collapsed and that a fourth hijacking had resulted in a crash. By now the passengers were emotionally and physically exhausted, not to mention frightened, but everyone stayed amazingly calm. We had only to look out the window at the 52 other stranded aircraft to realize that we were not the only ones in this predicament.
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We had been told earlier that they would be allowing people off the planes one plane at a time. At 6 P.M., Gander airport told us that our turn to deplane would be 11 am the next morning. Passengers were not happy, but they simply resigned themselves to this news without much noise and started to prepare themselves to spend the night on the airplane.
Gander had promised us medical attention, if needed, water, and lavatory servicing. And they were true to their word. Fortunately, we had no medical situations to worry about. We did have a young lady who was 33 weeks into her pregnancy. We took REALLY good care of her The night passed without incident despite the uncomfortable sleeping arrangements.
About 10:30 on the morning of the 12th, a convoy of school buses showed up. We got off the plane and were taken to the terminal where we went through Immigration and Customs and then had to register with the Red Cross.
After that, we (the crew) were separated from the passengers and were taken in vans to a small hotel. We had no idea where our passengers were going. We learned from the Red Cross that the town of Gander has a population of 10,400 people and they had about 10,500 passengers to take care of from all the airplanes that were forced into Gander! We were told to just relax at the hotel and we would be contacted when the U.S. airports opened again, but not to expect that call for a while. We found out the total scope of the terror back home only after getting to our hotel and turning on the TV, 24 hours after it all started.
Meanwhile, we had lots of time on our hands and found that the people of Gander were extremely friendly. They started calling us the "plane people." We enjoyed their hospitality, explored the town of Gander, and ended up having a pretty good time.
Two days later, we got that call and were taken back to the Gander airport. Back on the plane, we were reunited with the passengers and found out what they had been doing for the past two days. What we found out was incredible.
Gander and all the surrounding communities (within about a 75 Kilometre radius) had closed all high schools, meeting halls, lodges, and any other large gathering places. They converted all these facilities to mass lodging areas for all the stranded travelers. Some had cots set up, some had mats with sleeping bags and pillows set up.
ALL the high school students were required to volunteer their time to take care of the "guests." Our 218 passengers ended up in a town called Lewis Porte, about 45 kilometres from Gander where they were put up in a high school. If any women wanted to be in a women-only facility, that was arranged. Families were kept together. All the elderly passengers were taken to private homes.
Remember that young pregnant lady? She was put up in a private home right across the street from a 24-hour Urgent Care facility. There was a dentist on call and both male and female nurses remained with the crowd for the duration.
Phone calls and e-mails to the U.S. and around the world were available to everyone once a day. During the day, passengers were offered "Excursion" trips. Some people went on boat cruises of the lakes and harbours. Some went for hikes in the local forests. Local bakeries stayed open to make fresh bread for the guests.
Food was prepared by all the residents and brought to the schools. People were driven to restaurants of their choice and offered wonderful meals. Everyone was given tokens for local laundromats to wash their clothes, since luggage was still on the aircraft. In other words, every single need was met for those stranded travelers.
Passengers were crying while telling us these stories. Finally, when they were told that U.S. airports had reopened, they were delivered to the airport right on time and without a single passenger missing or late. The local Red Cross had all the information about the whereabouts of each and every passenger and knew which plane they needed to be on and when all the planes were leaving. They coordinated everything beautifully. It was absolutely incredible.
When passengers came on board, it was like they had been on a cruise. Everyone knew each other by
name. They were swapping stories of their stay, impressing each other with who had the better time. Our flight back to Atlanta looked like a chartered party flight. The crew just stayed out of their way. It was mind-boggling.
Passengers had totally bonded and were calling each other by their first names, exchanging phone numbers, addresses, and email addresses. And then a very unusual thing happened...
One of our passengers approached me and asked if he could make an announcement over the PA system. We never, ever allow that. But this time was different. I said "of course" and handed him the mike. He picked up the PA and reminded everyone about what they had just gone through in the last few days. He reminded them of the hospitality they had received at the hands of total strangers. He continued by saying that he would like to do something in return for the good folks of Lewis Porte.
He said he was going to set up a Trust Fund under the name of DELTA 15 (our flight number). The purpose of the trust fund is to provide college scholarships for the high school students of Lewis Porte. He asked for donations of any amount from his fellow travellers. When the paper with donations got back to us with the amounts, names, phone numbers and addresses, the total was for more than $14,000! The gentleman, an MD from Virginia , promised to match the donations and to start the administrative work on the scholarship. He also said that he would forward this proposal to Delta Corporate and ask them to donate as well. As I write this account, the trust fund is at more than $1.5 million and has assisted 134 students in their college education.
I just wanted to share this story because we need good stories right now. It gives me a little bit of hope to know that some people in a faraway place were kind to some strangers who literally dropped in on them. It reminds me how much good there is in the world."
In spite of all the rotten things we see going on in today's world this story confirms that there are still a lot of good people in the world and when things get bad, they will come forward."
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Strangers helping strangers - when I read this, I think of the people of London during the eight months of the Blitz of 1940/41, the people of Ukraine defending their country against rapacious Russia, the volunteers flocking to Maui to help after the recent devastating fires – so many examples.
I hear babies cry
I watch them grow
They'll learn much more
Than I'll ever know
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world.
I so hope that Satchmo got it right, and that my misgivings are unwarranted…
Thanks again, Tom Burt, for sending me the article.
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Time Just Flies By
Bill Kidd |
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When I was around six years old, in Dundee, Scotland, I remember being on the top deck of the Broughty
Ferry bus and my father pointing out to me the seaplane base at Stannergate. Like most small boys in the early days of the war I was fascinated by aeroplanes, and I was excited to see to see several seaplanes at once. It was many years later that I learned that the aeroplanes that I saw that day were actually amphibians, known as the Supermarine Walrus and that they were probably the ugliest machine to fly operationally in WW2. It was later still that I learned that the designer was R. J. Mitchell who also designed what was arguably WW2’s most beautiful aeroplane, the Spitfire.
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Dundee was an important location for seaplanes in both World Wars. In WW1 seaplanes were located at RNAS Dundee which was established at the Stannergate. Although their main function was maritime reconnaissance, they also saw action against the German Zeppelins that were attacking Northern England. Between the wars the site was largely unused but was recommissioned as a satellite unit of HMS Condor the Fleet Air Arm base in Arbroath and designated the imaginative name of HMS Condor II . The aircraft based at Stannergate were mainly used for aircrew operational training. Flights by the Dundee based Walrus aircraft often involved maritime rescue and anti-submarine operations. The base was closed in June 1944 before WW2 ended and it is now an industrial site without any trace of its glory days! A fuller and probably more accurate account of the history of the Stannergate base can be found on the Dundee Transport Museum website.
Although I have no clear recollection of it my parents told me that I had been taken up to the viewpoint near the entrance to Balgay Park to see another highlight of Dundee’s seaplane history. On Thursday 6th
October 1938 as many of Dundee’s population as could occupied vantage points along the Tay to watch the seaplane Mercury piggybacked on to the flying boat Maia take off from the river at the commencement of an attempt to break the non-stop distance record for a flying boat. See short video here.
The pilot Captain Donald Bennett and Ian Harvey, his co-pilot, would try to reach Cape Town before touching down and they anticipated being in the air for around 48 hours. Bennett, an Imperial Airways flying boat Captain, was no stranger to long distance seaplane flights. In the previous July he had piloted Mercury, initially attached to Maia, to make the first non-stop, commercial cargo flight across the Atlantic from Ireland’s mid-west coast, to Montreal, a distance of 3,175 miles, and he was therefore the natural choice for the record distance attempt.
To undertake the flight to South Africa the Mercury would have to carry an enormous amount of fuel. This would be stored in the wings and floats of the aircraft. The biggest consumption of fuel occurs during lift-off, and this is the reason that Mercury was attached to the Maia for take-off. Once the combination was airborne and at cruising height Bennett would separate Mercury while Maia returned to her base. This is exactly what happened that October morning. After making a perfect take-off the aircraft separated somewhere between Dundee and Forfar and carried on with their journeys. Damage to one of the engine cowlings on Mercury occurred during separation. This had an adverse effect on fuel consumption and ultimately meant Bennett had to end the journey some 390 miles short of their target and set down in Alexander Bay on the Orange River. Despite not reaching Cape Town they had set a world distance record of 6,045 miles for a non-stop flight by a seaplane, a record that still stands today. There is a commemorative memorial to the historic flight located near to the Dundee V&A Museum. This was unveiled in 1997 by Captain Bennett's wife, Lys.
Captain Donald Bennett (1910-1986) was born in Queensland Australia. In 1930 he became a cadet in the Royal Australian Air Force (RAAF) and in 1931 he was accepted for a short service commission with the RAF and settled in the South of England which became his home for the rest of his life. He trained as a pilot and on leaving the RAF in 1936 he joined Imperial Airways, flying to Europe and Africa then flying Empire Flying Boats to India and South Africa. In 1938 he took charge of the Mercury and Maia project described above. Bennett continued with Imperial Airways until September 1941 when he was commissioned in the RAF as an acting Wing Commander. In April 1942, his aircraft was shot down by ground fire over Norway. Bennett and several of his crew evaded capture and reached neutral Sweden. After release from internment, he returned to Britain and was awarded the Distinguished Service Order.
In July 1942, Bennett, now acting Group Captain, was directed by Air Marshal Sir Arthur Harris to form and command the Pathfinder Force within Bomber Command. The aircrew of Pathfinder aircraft were expert navigators, and their function was to use fast aircraft to mark targets with flares to guide the following bomber formations to the correct target. This proved to be a very successful strategy and greatly improved the overall effectiveness of RAF Bomber Command. By the end of WW2 Bennett at the age of thirty-five was an acting Air Vice-Marshall. Bennett left the RAF in 1945 to successfully contest a parliamentary by-election as the Liberal Party candidate. His Parliamentary career was a short one, he lost his seat in the General Election later that year and despite several attempts over the years he never managed to return to Parliament. The remainder of Bennett’s life was taken up with a variety of business ventures, not all of them successful. He published a book about the Pathfinders that resulted in a libel case. He continued his interest in politics in a fairly controversial manner, resigning from the Liberals in 1960 over the Common Market. He died in September 1986 aged seventy-six. A varied and exciting life but perhaps not achieving as much as he had hoped.
And to think that all my interest in this came from a Sunday outing to Broughty Ferry!
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A Slow Learner
Hugh McGrory |
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I can remember, as a young parent, every now and again looking at my very young children and wondering how the human race manages to perpetuate itself given that children are so helpless at that age and surrounded by all kinds of accidents waiting to happen…
Case in point: When my son Mike was around a year old (plus or minus a couple of months) we decided to give him a baby walker to help him learn to walk. For those not familiar with them, baby walkers are those wheeled devices that allow kids to push themselves around before they can walk (see photo).
We lived in a home (row house, rented) that was slightly unusual in design (see photo). Unlike its
neighbours, it was all on the second floor – we entered a small hallway at ground level and had to immediately climb a flight of stairs to get to the living quarters. I quite liked it, though it was a cold house – the winter wind in Scotland used to howl through the close below.
Mike took to the walker with enthusiasm (his mother liked it too) and he was soon darting around in it. He seemed very happy piloting it around exploring his environment. One day he escaped from the living room while our attention was elsewhere, and we heard a bumpity-bumpity bump, bump, bump noise
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and then screams… The little guy had done a Thelma and Louise right off the end of the hall and down the stairs to the ground floor! Miraculously he didn’t seem to have any injuries.
I said that I’d build a little gate at the top of the stairs to make sure it didn’t happen again and put a temporary obstacle at the top of the stairs in the meantime.
Shortly thereafter Evel Knievel was at it again… you guessed it, more bumpity-bump bump and screaming. So much for my temporary barrier… Once again, he came through it quite unhurt – don’t ask me how!
I immediately went out, bought some wood, and made a gate – as I should have done right after the first escapade! So, despite the fact that I once again showed that I’m a slow learner, we were lucky… this could easily have been a real tragedy.
Postscript
About baby walkers: In the 1970s, when the market for infant walkers was booming, babies were frequently showing up in emergency rooms with injuries like broken bones, concussions, and skull fractures. Such walker-related injuries can be severe and can include brain injury, burns, poisoning, and drowning.
The US and UK addressed the problem by creating design regulations that manufacturers have to adhere to. This has much reduced accidents, though some 9,000 kids are still hurt each year in the US.
Canada took a simpler, more direct approach: As of April 2004, Health Canada, the government’s health regulator, banned the sale of baby walkers entirely. Anyone caught selling or importing baby walkers, even used ones, faces very heavy fines or even jail time. Try to cross the border with a baby walker and you face detention.
Mothers loved baby walkers – they kept the baby interested and allowed the mother to get on with her chores – they also helped infants to learn to walk – so the advertising said… In fact, pediatricians know that the opposite is true.
An infant has to master two main skills to be able to walk. First, they have to figure out how to get up on their feet (initially by crawling to the nearest chair, or sofa or friendly leg, and holding on to pull themselves up). Then, they have to learn how to keep their centre of gravity over their feet. Neither of these skills can be learned from a walker, so they actually delay the child’s development.
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Scots ‘Fathers’ of Australia
Part 2 of 3
Brian Macdonald |
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Major General Lachlan Macquarie, CB; 31 January 1762 – 1 July 1824 – The Scots ‘Father of Australia’
Part one
To continue this series on three Scots who have had a major impact on Australia, I offer you Lachlan Macquarie, the most ‘Scottish’ of the three for he was born in Scotland, married two Scots ladies and died in Britain, unlike John Macarthur, who was born in England of Scots parents and died in Australia. Macquarie rests in his family tomb on Mull, in the Inner Hebrides. The third member of the trio is the least ‘Scottish’ of the three, boasting one pair of Scottish grandparents but having been born in the late 19th century in Australia of first-generation Australian parents. His name is Robert Gordon Menzies, a 20th century man, no early colonist, very different from the earlier two. His story will come later.
Lachlan Macquarie is another Scot who had a decisive effect on the early development of Australia from a penal settlement into a well-governed, democratic land. He is often labelled ‘The Father of Australia’ for his progressive initiatives during his eleven years as the fifth Governor of the Colony of New South Wales (NSW) from 1810 till 1821, following the debacle of the unfortunate William Bligh, who was cast adrift by his own mutinous crew from his British Naval command, HMS Bounty, and then deposed as Governor of the Colony of New South Wales, 17 years later.
Macquarie was born in 1762 on the tiny island of Ulva, west of Mull in the Inner Hebrides, of a father of the same name, a carpenter and miller and a poor, one-third tenant farmer of the Duke of Argyll. Macquarie’s father was a cousin of the last chief of the Clan Macquarie. His mother was the sister of the chieftain of Lochbuie in Mull, by name Murdoch MacLaine. It was a poor upbringing but not unusual for the era and the place. He may have spent time as a student at Edinburgh’s prestigious Royal High School (founded in 1128 and one of the oldest schools in Scotland) but this is not certain. He would have had a sound, basic, Scottish parish education.
Macquarie became an ensign in the British Army’s 84th Regiment, the Royal Highland Emigrants, commanded by his cousin, colonel Allan Maclean, in 1777, at age fifteen. His uncle, Murdoch MacLaine, was in the same regiment, a common family linkage. After seeing action in America and Jamaica, Macquarie, now a lieutenant, was repatriated to Scotland on half-pay reserve. With the help of his cousin, now General MacLean, he soon re-enlisted for active service as a senior lieutenant, aged twenty-six, embarked for Bombay (Mumbai) and, shortly thereafter, was promoted to captain.
Lachlan did well in the Indian Wars and rose rapidly, becoming a brigade major and saving enough money to pay off the debts he had left behind in Scotland on his re-enlistment. In 1793 he married Jane Jarvis, the heiress daughter of a former chief justice of Antigua in the West Indies, then a British possession. Sadly, Macquarie’s 24-year-old wife died in Macao of consumption (tuberculosis), leaving him a sizeable inheritance. He continued his military progress, gaining promotion and prestigious posts. In one extra post he acquired, he had the emolument paid to its previous occupant, a friend in poor circumstances, a clear sign of his affluence and sense of rightness.
Appointed commanding officer of the 86th Regiment of the British Army, he took leave to return to Scotland and take possession of land on Mull which he had been able to buy. Now a lieutenant-colonel, he dreamed of being a Highland Laird and of having an estate, which he would name for his late wife, and could leave to his descendants. Returning to London, he moved easily in society and met royalty.
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A swift return to service in India came next, followed by a return to England to assume the command of the 73rd Regiment
Macquarie married again, to a kinswoman, Elizabeth Campbell, some years his junior, whom he had met on Mull and asked to wait for his return from India. The regiment was soon posted to the colony of New South Wales, with its general, Miles Nightingall, to become the governor in place of fourth governor, William Bligh, who had, ignominiously, been mutinously deposed by corrupt New South Wales Rum Corps officers. The government in Westminster was anxious
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to see order restored in the young penal colony.
When Nightingall declined the position, Macquarie applied for the role and, supported by such dignitaries as the Duke of Wellington, who went on to defeat Napoleon at the battle of Waterloo and Lord Castlereagh, who held many high offices in Britain, was granted it. In 1809, the forty-seven-year-old Lachlan Macquarie and his second wife, Elizabeth, set sail for Terra Australis. Ironically, they crossed paths in Rio de Janeiro with the two leading mutinous Rum Corps officers, Colonel George Johnston and John Macarthur, the Merino sheep breeder, heading back to England, thus relieving the new governor of the problematic task of arresting them as his first duty. Macquarie sailed into Botany Bay at year’s end 1809 and was sworn in as its governor on New Year’s Day, 1810, a propitious day for a Scot. Ellis Bent, a lawyer, was a fellow traveller on the voyage to Australia, to take up his appointment as the first qualified senior legal officer of the colony. He and Macquarie, for now comrades, would one day cross swords.
The new governor took quick action to reinstate in control of the Rum Corps those upright officers who had not participated in the ‘dethroning’ of William Bligh and to ensure Bligh’s return from his imprisonment to Sydney, as it was now being called. Bligh and the disgraced Rum Corps were bundled off back to Britain as soon as possible and Lachlan Macquarie got down to governing the colony, restoring stability, and imposing civilian rule.
Lachlan Macquarie’s place in Australia’s history is marked by a period of development in many fields. Till then the colony had been run by the corrupt Rum Corps officers who overrode the civilian governors nominally in charge. His tenure ran from 1810 till 1821, a longer period than any other governor and one that saw the start of a civilian legal structure and growth in many areas. He found that the colony, despite the grip of the Rum Corps officers, was thriving. The early years of his rule saw the restructuring on an efficient basis of all the public departments. In this he drew on his experience as a staff officer and the administrative posts he had held in India and elsewhere. Previous governors, as naval officers, had not had this breadth of experience. Customs duties were imposed. Regular markets and fairs were established. The strengthened Police Force became the controller of public revenue. A coinage was established to replace the ad hoc barter and notes of hand system which had served till 1813. Three years later, Macquarie established the first bank, contrary, it may be said, to the wishes of the government in London.
Macquarie encouraged farmers to improve their practices, adequate food production being a necessity and cycles of gluts and famines the rule. He actively toured the outlying parts of the growing colony and encouraged exploration, the result being that the explored area was many times greater on his departure than on his arrival. The Blue Mountains, part of Australia’s Great Dividing Range, which separates much of the continent’s east and south coasts from the inland, were crossed during his tenure. This led to a road being built from the coast to the large inland settlement of Parramatta (now a major suburban centre of western Sydney) fifteen miles to the west and beyond to the inland city of Bathurst being planned over the mountains. Macquarie made two visits to the southern, island colony of Van Diemen’s Land (Tasmania) and founded the coastal city of Port Macquarie, 240 miles north of Sydney and another coastal city fifty miles south of Sydney, which became Wollongong.
An Army barracks was very quickly built and a general hospital, funded by what is now called ‘public-private partnership’, by granting the developers a trade monopoly over the importation of alcohol, the consumption of which Macquarie disapproved of but which he found it impossible to eliminate, as others have found before and since in other societies. His decision to legitimise and control alcohol sales was shrewd. He had strong views on public morality and passed laws to ‘encourage’ marriage rather than informal cohabitation and the keeping of the sabbath. Church parade became obligatory for convicts working for the government. The introduction of liquor licensing helped to reduce the number of drinking establishments although ‘sly grog shops’ (clandestine, unlicensed, drinking places) persisted.
But the attention to public morality was not all one way. Macquarie set up a number of schools throughout the colony. An orphanage was established, a Benevolent Society and a Bible Society. Organised horse-racing was allowed, the enjoyment of which is still high in Australia to this day. A blind gubernatorial eye was turned to the fact that several high officials were living without benefit of wedlock. A striking major reform of Macquarie’s was to make it possible for convicts who had served their sentences and were acceptable as citizens to be restored to their former rank in society as free people and to own businesses. Freed convicts were known as ‘emancipists’ and this term was also used for those who held the belief in such a policy. An Oxford-educated lawyer transportee was appointed as poet laureate of the colony, a remarkable position for a convict settlement. It also became possible for time-expired convicts to be granted land which they would work as owner-farmers. Emancipists were appointed as magistrates and Macquarie had them to dine at his table.
Francis Greenway (also Greenaway), transported for forgery, was an architect and was appointed by the governor as the first government architect, to design and oversee the building of gracious public buildings. Many of his works still stand and are on UNESCO’s World Heritage and New South Wales Heritage Registers. Convict labour was used by Greenway as was the case with public works in the Tasmanian colony. The extensive public building program initiated by Macquarie gifted modern Sydney many fine late Georgian and colonial buildings that adorn the city today. Like Macquarie, Greenway’s image has appeared on an Australian banknote.
Before taking up his role, Macquarie had been briefed by Lord Castlereagh and his policies generally followed Castlereagh’s strictures. Even so, Lachlan Macquarie’s progressive, emancipist policies were not well received by the colony’s growing middle class and free settlers, who saw them as an erosion of their privileged position. Some law officers and preachers refused to serve, work, or associate with emancipated convicts. Among the disaffected were Ellis Bent, who had arrived on the same ship as the governor to be the senior law officer and Colonel George Molle, a former friend and military colleague of Macquarie, who came with the 46th Regiment in 1814 to take up the post of lieutenant-governor.
To be continued
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No Matter How Bad Things Are…
Hugh McGrory |
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… with little thought you can always make them worse!
This truism has proved itself to me on many occasions - often associated with attempts to repair household appliances – but in other circumstances too…
In the mid-seventies I left work one evening in Toronto and walked to my car. It must have been spring or fall since I had a raincoat with me – not sure whether I was wearing or carrying it. When I got to the car, I opened the trunk put my briefcase in, threw my raincoat in after it ,and slammed the lid.
Instead of the usual ‘thunk,’ I heard a different sound, and the lid opened up a few inches. I pushed it down again - same result. Now with hindsight, I think I may have had a trying day and was in a bad mood. Instead of looking to see what was ‘broke’ I chose to slam it a few more times…
Each time I got the same result, so I finally opened the lid completely to investigate. I found that when I threw my coat in, I didn’t get it quite far enough, and the hem had landed over the closing mechanism.
When I slammed it shut the first time, the protruding part of the lock had pushed the cloth down and punched a neat hole in it. As if this wasn’t bad enough, it seems that every time the lid lifted up the raincoat was dragged sideways about an inch or so then fell back into position ready for the next attempt to close. The result was a line of five or six identical holes stitched along the hem. You have to laugh, don’t you…
Not, mind you, what I was doing, that weekend, when I was out buying a new raincoat!
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Sphincter Practice in the Night
Gordon Findlay |
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One of our Intel duties within the regiment and within 3rd Infantry Division was the unified radio ‘net’. This was a radio link which was maintained between lst H.L.I. and the other units which made up 3rd Infantry Division.
While in the Middle East we were part of a larger military group which included a 5th Royal Marine regiment, a R.E.M.E. (Royal Electrical & Mechanical Engineers) company, an R.A.S.C. (Royal Army Service Corps) component, and a regiment of Indian Gurkhas. All of these individual units maintained a radio link, and while we were all stationed in or around Tobruk, we kept in touch.
The idea was: in the evening each of these units checked in to a central call-in at 3rd Infantry Div. at 18.00 hours, 19.00 hours, 20.00 hours, etc. right through the night, to make sure all was peaceful and calm. We had a 3-ton Army Bedford truck which was fitted out with our most powerful radio.
The duty operator (provided by Intelligence, of course) was on duty for 4 hours at a stretch. His job was, at the appointed hour, to call up Headquarters at 3rd Inf. Div. ( “Three Item Dog. This is One How Light Item… Situation normal. Out.”) Pretty standard and simple stuff.
But. There’s always a “but.”
Our camp at Tobruk was well outside the old city itself on the coast, but we attracted attention . . . mostly from all the local dogs – and there were literally hundreds of them roaming around. They were all hungry most of the time, and when our camp was set up with a simple barbed wire perimeter, the dogs smelled opportunity... and food for the taking.
We employed some local Libyans to do the ugly work of food preparation: peeling spuds, trimming veggies, opening cans, and so forth. But we also employed them to do most of the cleanup, and let’s just say they weren’t the most fastidious fellows in that part of the world. A whole lot of food was carelessly tossed into the crap cans and naturally, this quickly attracted the dogs of the area.
These animals in the Middle East are called “pye” (for pariah) dogs. They don’t belong to anyone, they roam free, and they are hardened in their fight for survival among other dogs like them. In short– they are a force to be reckoned with!
Word began to spread within our encampment that there was a very aggressive pack of pye dogs roaming around, led by one massive white wild dog. The story was that one of our Libyan cooks had been out at the crap cans disposing of some food when he had seen a huge white pye dog at the head of a pack of wild dogs, and that the big white pye dog leader had leapt, snarling, at the cook and made him drop his pan of leftovers. The experience had terrified the cook, who envisioned having his throat torn out by this rogue animal.
The Libyan had run from the cookhouse and had quit on the spot. Other cookhouse workers supposedly also spotted this huge white pye dog, and at least a couple claimed that it had attacked them. Or so went the story…
Anyway, yours truly drew the midnight to 0400 hours shift one night on radio watch. Our radio truck was parked at the far edge of the wire perimeter, out on its own, where there would be no other radio or electronic interference. I relieved my opposite number and settled into the 3-ton Bedford, checked the radio, then settled in on the padded chair for the usual dreary watch where all you have to look at are the illuminated dials of the radio transmitter and the open square of darkness at the back of the truck.
As I recall, I had completed one routine radio check at 0100 hours, and was sitting trying not to doze, when I suddenly heard a heavy thump above my head on the canvas cover of the truck. I was startled, and looked up to see the protruding outline of four feet on the canvas above me – and as I looked up I saw these bumps in the canvas slowly moving towards the open back of the radio truck.
Instantly I thought of the massive white rogue pye dog. Mygawd! That bloody thing thinks there’s food in this truck and is about to leap in to claim it! I had visions of Corporal Findlay found in the morning in a pool of his own blood, his throat ripped to shreds.
I had no weapons of any kind in the truck. But, with my heart hammering in my chest, I slowly unbuckled my Army web belt (which had a substantial brass buckle on the end) and got up off the chair, which I then held in my other hand. (We all have childhood memories of lion tamers doing their work with a chair in one hand and a whip in the other…)
I stood there, in the darkness of that truck, and watched as those disconnected feet above me slowly advanced down the canvas and towards the open back. Would it look down over the canvas, see me, decide to chance it, and leap in? Or would it just leap in looking for food?
It seemed to take forever, but I watched those imprints advance to the very back of the canvas cover… my mouth dry… my Scottish sphincter being put to the test… then just as suddenly there was a flash of white as the animal on the roof of the truck leapt past the open back and into the night.
Had it been the huge white pye dog pack leader? Had it been casing our radio truck as a possible food source? Had I just escaped a battle or mauling by sheer good luck? I’ll never know . . . but what I do know, and remember, is that it took my heart and my blood pressure a few minutes to return to normal, and that, come 0200 hours, I was able to croak over the Division ‘net’: “Three Item Dog. This is One How Light Item. Situation normal. Nothing to report. Out.”
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Slaving Over a Hot Stove...
Hugh McGrory |
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Cooking - one of the many things in life that I can’t do well…
Case in point… Many years ago, when Sheila and I were both working long hours, we didn’t always make it home at the same time, and so the evening meal would be whatever we could find in the fridge or the pantry to throw together.
On one such occasion I got home first and, being hungry and knowing that she would be late, decided to ‘do for myself…’
When she came in, I asked her what she wanted to eat and she said that she’d decide later - just wanted to put her feet up and watch some TV for half an hour, so I carried on preparing my meal.
Our living room had an alcove for the dining table which in turn had a door to the kitchen, so she was able to keep an eye on me as she sat on the couch.
After a bit she said “You walk back and forward a lot…” I pointed out that I’d never had any schooling in cooking whereas she was taught by her mother from a pre-teenager. In particular, I said that I often had trouble trying to get everything to come together, hot, at the right time.
She asked what I was making, and I said, “boiled eggs and toast.”
She looked at me for a silent moment then erupted into a gale of laughter. I made matters worse by saying something about timing the tea, and the hardness of the eggs, and the colour of the toast… This made her laugh even more - and even I realised how ridiculous I sounded...
At least I can say that I made her day! Sadly though, my cooking skills haven’t improved much since then…
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Intensive Culture
Bill Kidd |
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In some of my past contributions I have referred to the time when Muriel and I lived in Caithness in the ‘60s, and how we often share happy memories of the seven years that we spent there. It was a busy time for us, both professionally and socially. However, having been used to the facilities available to us in Dundee, we did miss having a wide selection of shops and although there was a great deal of quality amateur theatre and music available to us in Thurso we did miss going to the “Rep” in Nichol Street and to the orchestral concerts in the Caird Hall. In order to fill these gaps in our lives we decided that when we could afford it, we would take a “Cultural” trip to London where we could sate ourselves on those missing elements.
Our first sortie to the bright lights would be carefully planned, our budget was very tight, but we wanted to cram in as much as we could in the six days that we would have there. We decided that the optimum time for our trip to London would be mid-July before the English schools broke up towards the end of the month. This would allow us to spend a week in Dundee to visit parents and friends before setting off for London.
In March we started to think seriously about the best way of going about this adventure. Neither looking at the adverts for coming events in the Sunday Times nor seeking the advice of colleagues and friends who came from the London area were a great deal of help, the latter knew even less about the London scene than we did! We knew that we could easily book theatre tickets in advance but as we wanted to see a lot of shows during our stay, advance booking for more than a couple of performances would limit our freedom to take potluck and take advantage of what was available on the day.
Having decided on this somewhat haphazard approach we thought that it would be prudent to arrange our accommodation. Clearly this had to be somewhere fairly central and very cheap. Two areas sprung to mind, Kings Cross, and Paddington. After taking advice from some, more worldly, friends I learned that one does not take one’s wife to a cheap hotel near Kings Cross but that there were some suitable hotels near St Mary’s Hospital which was close to Paddington Station. After a quick trip to the local library and the use of its London Hotel Guide and a London Tourist map, I identified a number of possible hotels that I could contact shortly before we set out for the big city. Our only other piece of advance planning was writing to the BBC seeking audience tickets for TV and radio shows for that week, but we only received two for a radio game show.
At last, the great day arrived, and we set off from Dundee Tay Bridge Station on the overnight train for King Cross. After an uneventful journey we arrived at our destination around 6.30 am and had some breakfast in the station buffet. As we had suitcases, we decided that we should go to the hotel and leave them there. We did realise that our room would not be available until after 1.00 p.m. but if we registered and paid our deposit, we would be free to explore. Neither of us had any experience of London so it became a bit of a shock to us to discover how busy the Underground was at 7.00 a.m. on a Monday morning and that tourists carrying suitcases were not exactly welcome. After some fruitless requests for information from station staff we eventually found ourselves staggering off the Bakerloo Line at Paddington. I immediately went to W H Smith and purchased that essential little book the London A-Z and from the information gleaned from this we made our way to our hotel.
The hotel lived down to our expectations, it was clean, impersonal and the only amenity offered was the breakfast room. Although there was no charge for using the WC, a bath had to be booked in advance and
three shillings was added to your bill. By the time we had deposited our luggage and made for Piccadilly Circus via the Bakerloo Line it was mid-morning and time to do some exploring. We spent the rest of the first morning and early afternoon of our holiday just wandering around Central London and in the process managed to get two upper circle tickets for that evening’s performance in the Strand Theatre of a Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum starring Frankie Howerd, a great favourite of mine. We returned to our hotel about 3.00 p.m. to book in and freshen up then have something to eat and return to the theatre in time for the theatre at 7.30 p.m.. We enjoyed the show and got back to our hotel absolutely shattered at about 10.30 .pm.
On Tuesday morning having breakfasted and enjoyed six shillings worth of baths we set off again to see the sights. We agreed that our aim was to enjoy the facilities available to us without exhausting ourselves so today was going to be less frenetic so why not a visit to the National Gallery?
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So off we go on the tube to Trafalgar Square and by 10.30 a.m. we were looking at least some of the wonderful pictures on display. We left the Gallery at about 2.30 p.m. and sought out some lunch before getting tickets in the “Gods” for a play at a nearby theatre, both picked at random. After a quick trip back to our hotel for a freshen up we were off again for some exploration before enjoying the easily forgotten play at the equally forgotten theatre. After the theatre we enjoyed an inexpensive meal nearby before heading back to the hotel.
Having now established some sort of routine we stuck to it for the rest of our stay and managed to take in
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Robert and Elizabeth, a musical starring Keith Michel who later found fame as Henry VIII on TV; Wait a Minim, a hilarious review at the Fortune Theatre; a wonderful As You Like It at the Regent’s Park Open Air Theatre where Muriel was thrilled to find Patrick Troughton sitting in front of her! We also managed a lunch time concert at the Wigmore Hall and to make use of the BBC radio game show tickets, this turned out to be based on tennis scoring and was so memorable and complex that I can’t recall who was on it or what it was called. By the end of the week we
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had become expert in the use of the underground system and reached culturally sated status. We returned exhausted but happy to our busy social life in Thurso with excellent bragging rights.
We repeated the exercise again in July the following year but at a less frenetic pace and were able to take in a couple of Promenade concerts and by a simple ‘phone call to the BBC Ticket Unit, a TV show as well. Two years later we moved to Berkshire, only an hour or so away from London and very near to Oxford, each with its theatres, museums and concert halls, the strange thing is, we only very rarely went near any of them!
Does this mean that absence really does make the heart grow fonder?
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Escape from El Adem
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In a recent story about his period of National Service in the army, Gord Findlay mentioned arriving in Tobruk, Libya, in trucks that had carried them from RAF El Adem, where his regiment had disembarked.
(Some background on Britain’s National Service in Peacetime:
After World War II ended, the country still had an urgent need to keep up high levels of military manpower in parts of the world where Britain had strong ongoing commitments – in Germany, Palestine, and India. The government concluded that these requirements could only be met effectively by continuing National Service in peacetime. This was not, however, popular, especially now that Britain was no longer at war.
So it was with difficulty that Clement Attlee's Labour government persuaded Parliament in 1947 to pass the National Service Act. It came into force in January 1949 and meant that all physically fit males between the ages of 17 and 21 had to serve in one of the armed forces for an 18-month period.
They then remained on the reserve list for another four years. During this time they were liable to be called to serve with their units but on no more than three occasions, for 20 days maximum.
Students and apprentices were allowed to defer their call-up until they completed their studies or training. Conscientious objectors had to undergo the same tribunal tests as in wartime.
In 1950 a further National Service Act lengthened the period of service to two years. During the 1950s national servicemen took part in various military operations in Malaya, Korea, Cyprus, and Kenya.
National Service ended in 1960, though periods of deferred service still had to be completed. The last national servicemen were discharged in 1963.)
I personally was facing the prospect of being ‘called up' in 1960 when my two-year exemption ended. However, towards the end of 1959 the government announced that National Service was to be ended. I remember having two reactions – on the one hand I had thought it might be an interesting couple of years and that I might see a bit of the world; on the other, one or two friends who had ‘been there, done that’ characterised it as “a bloody waste of time”. Which brings me back to El Adem.
Believing that I was going to be called up, I hadn’t thought too much about where I wanted to work afterwards. With conscription ended, I decided that I might find a job abroad somewhere. To cut a long story short, I applied for several positions and the first one I was offered was from an engineering contracting company to work on airfield extensions at El Adem. I accepted their offer then went back to Dundee for Christmas.
While there I met a fellow who had been at university with me, and he said an uncle of his had just returned from a visit to El Adem. He said if I wanted to talk to him, he’d arrange it – and he did. It turned out that his uncle worked for a construction company in Scotland and had been to El Adem to consider the possibility of bidding on a construction project.
He described the place as a “boring hellhole” and said he wouldn’t dream of working there. (Gord Findlay in his tale described it thusly: “ El Adem is surely one of the dirtiest and most depressing parts of Libya... at that time a collection of battered metal structures, the usual perimeter wire, and an airfield surrounded by
discarded oil drums and other detritus.”) The ‘Uncle’ also said that the company he worked for had an opening for a young engineer in Dundee if I was interested.
I considered this new input, realising that his description of El Adem may have been biased by his need to fill a position in his firm… I decided to contact the firm that made me the El Adem job offer. I told them of the description of the site that I had received from someone who had been there, and suggested that they might like to up the salary. Apparently not, since I never heard from them again… I accepted the job offer from ‘Uncle’ and returned to Dundee to work for several years.
In researching this story, I found a description of conditions in El Adem written around the same time (early ‘60s) by an RAF National Service inductee. Here are some of his comments:
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• As we stepped down from the air-conditioned comfort of the TransAir Viscount we immediately became acquainted with the sort of temperatures with which we would have to contend in Libya: although it was in the small hours the gentle breeze wafting over us felt as though it had originated from a hair drier.
• We awoke to an intense all-surrounding brilliant glare. On peeping out of the tent we realised that the brightness was just how one should expect it to be in these parts at 05.00, and we hurriedly fished out the dark glasses.Surveying our surroundings more easily we could see that beyond the tents and control-tower was a thin perimeter wire fence and then open scrubby desert, whilst in the opposite direction lay the majority of the camp. Of more urgent interest was the grim concrete ablutions block which was a hundred yards away across the dusty ground and we were soon experiencing our first saline lather-defeating shower: we later learnt that water for drinking came in a ship from Malta, but water for washing purposes came from an Artesian well within the camp.
• We were warned in all seriousness that sunburn requiring medical treatment was a crime not far short of being a capital offence, and then we were advised of the dangers of scorpion bites. An unexpected hazard was announced next: it seemed that the entire surrounding desert was a minefield left over from the war and that many of the decaying mines had become self triggering. This was the explanation for the mysterious bangs which we might have heard in the night, and therefore we would be most ill advised to ramble outside the perimeter wire.
• We changed into our short sleeved pyjamas by the light of a hurricane lamp, and each put himself, his clothing and shoes into his mosquito net and tucked that in firmly around the edge of the mattress, this being standard anti-scorpion drill. The heat was still overpowering and our little room airless. We quickly found that the most comfortable way to sleep was pyjama-less but loosely covered by a sheet : those sleeping entirely naked found themselves subject to stomach cramps and 'the runs' the next day, as the temperature dropped significantly towards dawn. I should add that the close-mesh mosquito netting provided some measure of cocoon-like privacy besides its intended function of bug protection.
• However, we were not protected from all bugs, for in the morning each of us found that he had suffered a trail of flea bites. Henceforward our sheets received copious doses of the Keatings Powder readily available from the stores, and this was generally effective. One morning we found a huge millipede about six inches long, dead on the floor in a spilt pool of dhobi Daz water. Our knowledgeable MT sergeant who had been in these parts before declared that we had been lucky as it had a dangerous bite.
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All in all, I think I had a lucky escape from El Adem...
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Scots ‘Fathers’ of Australia
Part 1 of 3
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The Scots have a long and proud reputation as successful immigrants. A part of that reputation came about due to historical, economic necessity, when Scots crofters were summarily and often brutally driven off their small patch of land in Scotland to be replaced by sheep and more efficient large-scale production. This was the infamous Highland Clearances of the later eighteenth century, when landlords, often clan chiefs, needed to slash costs and increase income to avoid bankruptcy. In later years of greater affluence, landlords sometimes paid the fares to the British colonies of the Scots they were obliged to evict.
Some went as the result of the need to escape persecution by a ruthless enemy bent on mass punishment and oppression after the 1745 Rebellion. Before the growing need for factory workers in expanding cities, many chose to go to new lands, far from their island home, where they hoped to make a fresh start and a fortune. Most of those were poor, peasant folk but, many had at least the rudiments of an education, thanks to Scotland’s parochial education system and the existence of libraries. The Scots peasantry had a higher education level than the English or the Welsh.
In a later century, Scotland exported engineers and seafarers to the world. Some emigrants were from affluent, educated backgrounds and sought adventure, fame, wealth, discovery, or freedom from the constraints of home. Many Scots immigrants have made significant contributions to young countries. At least two of the signatories of the American Declaration of Independence were Scottish and a good number claimed Scottish descent(1).
I have spent fifty-five of my eighty-three years in my adopted land, Australia, and learned a bit about it on the journey. I want to tell you of three towering Australians, all of whom have been justifiably dubbed “Father” of some significant aspect of life in this country. They all claim Scots ancestry and their tales are worth the telling.
John Macarthur (1767 – 11 April 1834) The Father of the Merino Wool Industry
John Macarthur’s father was a Scottish fugitive from the 1745 Rebellion who escaped to the West Indies. He
did not make a fortune and returned to England. John Macarthur was born in Plymouth. John had an all-consuming drive to rise in society and was ashamed of his father’s lowly trade as a haberdasher and tailor. From biographies of him it is clear he always had an eye on the main chance and a willingness to do what was needed to succeed in his aims. He somehow obtained a commission as a lieutenant in the newly founded British Army New South Wales Corps, a regiment set up to serve at the new colony of Botany Bay in Terra Australis under its governors appointed from Britain. He, his wife, and infant son sailed with his regiment and about one thousand convicts on the Second Fleet(2).
The regiment was commanded by Major Francis Grose, who took every opportunity to increase its power in to the downtrodden convict men and women, throughout the growing colony. Its officers developed a cartel that controlled much of banking, trade, justice, discipline, and general government. Macarthur was up to his neck in it, a veritable Al Capone of his day, who used any and every means to improve his position and wealth in the colony. While maintaining his commission in the Corps, he obtained a grant of forty hectares of land in a good area for soil and water and the free use of convicts to work it. He built his house and rooted
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his future there. He also came into possession, from the captain of the vessel who brought them, who was a crony, of four Merino(3) ewes and two rams, from the first of this breed of sheep to reach Australia. His sheep-breeding vision was established.
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Macarthur later found it necessary to travel to London to fight charges of corruption brought by the British government and emerged from this encounter exonerated and granted five thousand acres of land in a prime area of the colony, with a further similar grant to follow, for the purpose of developing a large-scale wool-growing industry. He thus became an early, if not the first, large-scale grazier. While in London, he was also able to buy nine Merino rams from the Royal Flock at Kew. His sheep-breeding and wool-production enterprise went ahead exponentially. Most of the wool was sold to the British government.
A later governor of the colony, naval officer William Bligh(4), attempted, in 1808, to arrest Macarthur and to bring him and his corrupt regimental cronies to justice for their many misdeeds. Such was MacArthur’s power in the colony’s affairs that the outcome was the setting free of Macarthur and the arrest of Governor Bligh by a coterie of the corrupt officers of the Corps(5). Macarthur was becoming the richest and most powerful man in the colony and had left his regiment. Another attempt to court-martial him in Britain failed as he was no longer a serving officer. He later served on the Legislative Council of the colony and continued to wield power for illicit purposes. His financial and political dominance continued for many years.
John Macarthur was legally declared a lunatic in his later years. He died on his sumptuous estate in 1834. He has been commemorated in several ways for his admittedly huge contribution to the Australian economy in
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founding the Merino wool industry, which was a major plank in Australia’s prosperity throughout much of the twentieth century. He was featured on a stamp on the centenary of his death and on a two-dollar note in 1986. A suburb of Australia’s federal capital, Canberra, is named for the family and an electoral division in the federal parliament. Most recently a football club has been founded, Macarthur FC.
The Macarthur story is not complete without mention of his wife, Elizabeth
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(1766-1850), who outlived him by sixteen years. As the daughter of a wealthy English farmer, she was educated to a good standard of reading, writing and arithmetic. Her letters home to family of the voyage to Botany, a year after her marriage, are a valuable part of the records of the early voyages to the colony. As a woman of education and the wife of an officer, she held a privileged position in the colony’s limited society, although, as her husband’s infamy grew her place in society diminished and most of her later life was spent at Elizabeth farm. During his time in the Rum Corps and on his absences in England, Elizabeth Macarthur ran his household and the growing farm. She was also responsible at such times, as a farm daughter, for the development of the Merino flock and was an active participant in the development of the industry.
John Macarthur and Elizabeth had four sons. The two youngest were born at Elizabeth Farm, the estate Macarthur established and named for his wife. They also had three daughters. Established at the top level of NSW society, advantageous marriages were made, and the family grew in status and influence, which it continued to wield until near the start of the twentieth century. The extensive family, now Macarthur-Stanhams and Macarthur-Onslows, is no longer influential in public affairs in the state of NSW or federally but remains wealthy.
With all his warts, John Macarthur rightly takes his historical place in the development of Australia, as The Father of The Merino Wool Industry.
Footnotes
(1) The number of the fifty-six signatories of the American Declaration of Independence who claimed Scottish ancestry has been said to be as high as forty-one. There were fifty-six signatories.
(2) The Second Fleet reached Botany in 1790, two years after the founding First Fleet, with a quarter of the convict passengers having died on the journey, it being managed by former slave traders, who did not much value human life. Conditions for convicts were appalling, in contrast to Arthur Phillip’s First Fleet, where attempts were made to allow convicts on deck for fresh air and to maintain as good conditions below decks as possible. The Second Fleet earned the soubriquet of ‘The Death Fleet.’
(3) The Merino is a large sheep, known for the high quality and prolific growth of its wool. It originated in Spain.
(4) William Bligh, Royal Navy officer and colonial administrator, has his own colourful career to relate. He was the victim of a mutiny in 1789 while in command of HMS Bounty of the British Royal Navy and was set adrift in an open boat with eighteen loyal men with some provisions. They reached the south-east Asian island of Timor safely, all alive, after an epic voyage of 3,618 nautical miles (6,700 km). He then returned to naval duty. Seventeen years after this adventure, Bligh was appointed Governor of the colony of New South Wales. The mutiny and the later overthrow of the governor by the Rum Corps officers may say something about Bligh’s martinet management style. William Bligh went on to reach admiral rank in the British Royal Navy and died peacefully in London.
The 1962 Hollywood film, ‘Mutiny On The Bounty’, starring the craggy-faced English actor Trevor Howard as the disciplinarian William Bligh and the American Marlon Brando as the mutiny’s leader, Lieut. Fletcher Christian, is a fictionalised version of this historical episode.
The mutinous group of nine seamen hid on the remote Polynesian Pitcairn Island with some kidnapped Tahitians. The somewhat closely-bred descendants of this group still live on Pitcairn and bear the surnames of the mutineer seamen.
(5) This sorry episode was an effective coup d’état and is known as ‘The Rum Rebellion’. Bligh was confined in Sydney, and then anchored off Hobart, the main town of the southern settlement in Van Diemen’s Land (Tasmania), for two years while the military continued to rule at Botany. In 1810 Major-General Lachlan Macquarie arrived from Britain to take over as governor.
The splendidly named Lachlan Macquarie will be the subject of another essay on Scots ‘Fathers’ of Australia.
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In a previous World War II story, Gordon Findlay told of the crash of an aircraft, which, for more than fifty years, he thought was a Spitfire, in Dundee’s Caird Park. It turned out that the aeroplane was actually a Hurricane and sadly the young pilot-in-training, from Tealing Airfield, died.
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We discovered that, by a strange coincidence, a few months later, another aircraft, a Spitfire, did crash about two and a half miles away. It was another student pilot from Tealing Airfield who was undergoing training in low-level flying.
(Flying at low level is used to avoid detection by radar systems; to escape from enemy planes; to avoid certain types of ground weapons; to fly underneath poor weather where it’s important to keep in sight of the ground or water; to strafe enemy personnel and vehicles on the ground; and to prepare for low level search and rescue operations. It is one of the most dangerous parts of military flying and has led to the deaths of many young, and even experienced pilots.)
There were two different versions of where the crash occurred – one said Drumgley near Forfar, the other Balmydown farm on the outskirts of Dundee. This confusion existed in some circles for more than sixty years. See the excerpt from a forum for WW2 vets:
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"Spitfire P8650"
In Numerous Communications I have seen it stated that this aircraft met its end at or near RAF Tealing. This is not correct. It hit trees while low-flying at Drumgley, between Forfar and Kirriemuir. This happened on 29/12/43. The pilot, who lost his life, was 1313908 F/Sgt J M Jones of 58 OTU, Grangemouth. A medical party from Tealing attended the incident and this may have given rise to the misunderstanding.
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I decided to investigate this further, and finally managed to talk to several people with knowledge of the affair:
My first contact, by phone, said that he had heard, while at school, that an airplane had hit trees near Drumgley, but that he hadn’t seen this happen, nor had he seen the crash site.
I also contacted, by phone, a long-time resident of Tealing in his mid-eighties, who said that he and a school friend were first on the site of the crash, and that it was in a field on Balmydown Farm, near Tealing, NW of the farmhouse. Confirmatory evidence came from the current farmer at Balmydown. My contact offered to take me to the site on my next visit to Scotland.
I believe that both of those reports are genuine, and that the scenario which connects them is probably that
the Spitfire hit the trees at Drumgley, the pilot pulled his stick back and increased power, then tried to regain control of the airplane. He continued on the same heading passing about two miles east of Glamis Castle(1). Presumably the damage was too severe, and he crashed at Balmydown Farm.
The approximate coordinates, I estimate as 56°30'33"N 3°00'01"W. From trees to farm
field is about 9 miles and would’ve taken less than two minutes.
The young pilot was a Welshman:
JONES, John Morgan - F/S (Pilot) – 1313908.
"A family tree on ancestry.co.uk records that he died in a flying accident in Scotland. The Graves Registration Report Form lists his unit as 2 T.E.U.
The family tree includes the following information: John Morgan Jones, Flight Sergeant (Pilot), 1313908, Royal Air Force Volunteer Reserve. John was the brother of Tom Jones, Post Office, Pentrecwrt.
He volunteered to serve with the Royal Air Force and was posted to No. 58 Operational Training Unit at RAF Tealing near, Angus, Scotland, for training as a fighter pilot. On 29 December 1943, John was flying Spitfire P8650, when he hit some trees during a low flying exercise, and crashed. John was killed in the accident and was brought home for burial at Bwlchygroes Independent Chapel graveyard. Source: Llangynllo War Memorial - Cardiganshire."
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(1) Glamis Castle is the ancestral home of Lady Elizabeth Bowes Lyon (later Queen to King George VI, and mother of Queen Elizabeth II, and of Princess Margaret, who was born there).
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Our camp in Tobruk was pretty basic. The only permanent buildings were the guardhouse, a couple of cookhouses and the armoury where all our heavy weapons and ammunition were stored. The battalion was housed under canvas, and for the first two weeks we slept on the ground, in two-man tents, on palliasses stuffed with a mixture of local grass and straw.
Inevitably, your body weight squeezed most of this stuffing to one side or another and you found your hip digging into the unyielding surface of the Libyan desert, a greyish compound of light sand and gravel. And while it was extremely hot during the day, it got cold quickly at night.
Another problem: trying to set up your mosquito net above your palliase. First you ran a string along the inside ridge line of the tent and hooked the top of your net to that. But it was a long way to the ground, and it was very difficult to get it right when there were two of you in each tent, trying to sort out your sleeping arrangement.
After a couple of weeks however, a shipment of metal army cots arrived, and we were able at least to get up off the desert floor. And these cots came with an adjustable wire frame over which you could hang your mosquito net.
You quickly learned to be careful in dressing after reveille sounded... Sand flies loved to slip into the folds and creases of your shirt, so you shook it out and ran your finger along all the seams before you put it on. And you learned to carefully turn your boots upside down and shake them hard– for nothing attracted the local scorpions more than the nice dark and warm confines of an Army boot.
More than one squaddie who ignored this step would feel the agonizing sting of a scorpion and would suffer half a day of throbbing pain in the toe or the soft tissue of the foot.
Sand flies were everywhere and if you were unlucky enough to be bitten, you were almost certain to get a dose of sand fly fever. Bannerman. who was in our Intelligence Section, got bitten by sand flies, and contracted the fever.
The Medical tents area was at the far side of our camp but you could hear Bannerman yelling and raving all across the area. He shouted and moaned on and off for three solid days. When he finally rejoined the Section he had lost 20 lbs. and all his colour. He looked like a ghost.
It was hot at Tobruk. Every day was the same. By 7.00 a.m. the sun was climbing in a brilliant blue sky and the temperature was rising fast. By 10.00 a.m. it was 85 degrees and by noon, a stupefying 100 or more.
The heat rose in shimmering waves from the desert sand and bounced off the whitewashed walls of any stone buildings like the door of an oven thrown open. It enveloped you like an invisible and suffocating blanket.
Sweat trickled down the side of your face, from your crotch, and down the side of your legs. It pooled in the hair under your hat, then slowly leaked down the side of your face to gather in the creases of your neck and shoulders. It ran in tiny rivulets down your arms and the centre of your chest. No matter how much you drank during the day you were always thirsty.
The dress code was relaxed in the desert. You wore your beret or tam o’shanter, shorts, socks, and boots. Your sergeant or corporal stripes were attached to an elasticized band which you wore on your left arm. Otherwise, you were stripped to the waist (this was before concerns about sun damage to the skin, and certainly before the era of sunblock lotions and creams). In short order we were all brown as walnuts.
By contrast, night-times were cool in Tobruk. Without a cloud in the sky the air quickly got cold once the sun went down. Shirts came on, then green Army-issue sweaters. Men on guard duty around the camp perimeter wore heavy greatcoats and were grateful for them.
But if you walked away from the camp lights into the darkness and looked up, you saw the great vast blackness of the sky encrusted with a billion points of light from the stars. It was a silent and deeply impressive show you never tired of.
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I Don't Remember
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The incident happened about eighty years ago – I would have been about five years old – and there is so much that I don’t remember about it...
I don’t remember who else was there that morning in Fairbairn Street, Dundee (where I was born and brought up until the age of twelve); I don’t remember who the child was, about a hundred yards away; I don’t remember who I was playing with; I don’t remember why the child cried out the way she did; I don’t remember who the people were who responded.
I do remember her blood-curdling scream of agony; I do remember being scared; and I do remember some people responding.
What I will never forget, was one man (whom I didn’t recognise - a neighbour or a visitor) who appeared suddenly. He was dressed in only a singlet and pants, and I was intrigued to see that half of his face was covered in shaving cream.
I don’t remember how the incident ended (I’m sure I would have heard if the child had been badly injured – I’m thinking a broken bone, or torn ligament, or some such), and I don’t know if the man contributed anything significant to the affair.
But I will always remember how, as a five year old, I was given an insight into the way so many of us, as social animals, have an innate need to respond to others in peril, and why so many ordinary people become heroes in response...
I’m going to stop here, because I’ve nothing more to add, and because anytime I think about that man – in the midst of shaving, dropping his razor and taking off running in response to the cry of a terrified child – my eyes tear up... as they’re doing now...
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During the late 1940s and early 1950s I was part of a hidden workforce. This came about as the result of a brother of a friend relinquishing his morning roll delivery job because he was leaving school. The job was easy. All that was required for the ten shilling per week on offer was that I turn up at the local bakery at 5.30 am Monday through Saturday, collect a basket containing around thirty bags of warm morning rolls and deliver them to the address marked on each bag. It was expected that I return with the empty basket by 6.30 am. The opportunity of a lifetime and despite the misgivings of my parents I decided to grasp the opportunity with both hands!
On a chilly morning just after Easter I was less sure that my decision was a wise one when I entered the warm bakery to pick up my basket of already bagged rolls and a list of the names and addresses of my customers. I saw that some of the names had specific instructions regarding delivery. On further inspection I noted that because of these instructions I would have little choice in the route I would take or the order in which the deliveries would have to be made. I decided that I would just get on with it and study the customer list in detail after I had completed my initial venture into paid employment. The first thing that I discovered was that although one bag of rolls weighs very little thirty of them in a basket is quite a heavy load. The second thing was that the most morning roll eaters tended to occupy the top flat of their tenement. My third, and ultimately most important discovery, was that I was joining a layer of society that only existed before most folks got up in the morning.
At the time of my first brush with the world of work Dundee was an industrial city and most of the working population was engaged in some form of manual labour. In most of the UK married women did not have employment outside their home and many employers terminated the employment of female staff when they married. Even those enlightened employers who continued to employ married women usually dispensed with their services when they became pregnant. In Dundee, the jute industry needed skilled female labour and continued to employ married women and, in many cases, even had nurseries to look after their pre-school age children. This all had a bearing on the need for a delivery of morning rolls.
The early morning society that I had just joined came about because virtually every household took daily delivery of a morning newspaper and as there was no domestic refrigeration at least one bottle of milk. In most homes that had rolls delivered the wife went out to work at the same time as her husband. In those far off days porridge or cereal was only part of a cooked breakfast. The enjoyment of this and a look at the newspaper before setting off for an 8.00 am clocking on time at work was the normal start to the day. To make this possible it was important that the milk newspaper and rolls were on the doorstep before 06.30. What about those folks who didn’t have rolls delivered? The less discerning made do with bread and jam but, where the wife didn’t go out to work, she often went down to the bakers herself before returning to cook the breakfast. Who said that the women didn’t work?
Over the next few weeks I realised that there was rather more to the job than I had first thought. I quickly got to know the other, exclusively male, members of the pre-dawn army and almost as quickly I realised that there was a symbiotic relationship between the delivery of a newspaper and a bag of morning rolls. Within the first week I had arranged to meet up with a newspaper delivery boy and share out the common customers. This meant that I delivered his newspapers to all the homes in a particular close where I had customers while he delivered my rolls and his newspapers to another close. From this I learned that a job gets done easier and quicker if you can cooperate with others, a lesson that has served me well over the years. Cooperation with the milk delivery sector was more difficult not least because the adult milk float drivers were not very friendly but also because it was physically difficult to manage newspapers, bags of rolls and bottles of milk while going up the stairs of a tenement building!
By the end of the summer I considered myself to be a fully skilled member of the early morning work force and had already learned that in addition to my regular wage I received weekly tips from many of my customers. One customer stands out in my memory. I was offered one shilling per week if I would deliver her rolls at 6.15 am every day and while doing so, enter the house (the door was unlocked), knock on the bedroom door until either she or her husband answered, then go into the kitchen and light the gas under the already filled kettle before leaving. Needless to say I performed logistical somersaults to meet the 06.15 deadline and secure that extra bob a week.
I didn’t find juggling schoolwork and roll delivery too difficult, I got into a routine of doing my school homework in the time between returning from work and leaving for school. I went to bed soon after 9.00 pm and my alarm clock was set for 5.15 am. I very rarely slept in. Sundays were a special day when I often slept until noon. The cold dark mornings of winter were not my favourite time of year, but summer mornings were a delight. School holidays were just days that I didn’t go to school. On the rare occasions that I joined the family for a few days holiday I had to find someone to take over my delivery round and of course give him my wages!
My most common arrangement was with a classmate who delivered the Evening Telegraph. He would stand in for me in the morning and when he needed someone to undertake his evening round, I would be his locum. I continued my early morning employment until well into my third year of secondary education when I found that having a social life would be a good idea, and that a Saturday job in a local shop was an easier way to earn pocket money.
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What a Dive 2
Hugh McGrory |
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Brave, cowardly, or just plain dumb?
American Cyanamid was a large chemical company that, in 1909, began to manufacture calcium cyanide (used as an agricultural fertiliser) in a plant in Niagara Falls, Ontario, a couple of miles from the famous Falls. A major reason for the choice of site was the plentiful supply of both water and electricity from the Niagara River.
In the mid ‘30s, George Cox, Cyanamid’s plant manager for many years, spied a group of young boys sneaking under the fence to swim in the cooling-water channel. Instead of calling the police to chase them off, Cox went in a different direction – he decided to create a safe place for the youngsters to swim.
The channel was soon enlarged to accommodate a huge swimming tank that was 210 feet long and 105 feet wide. The tank was shallow at one end and gradually deepened at the other. Many truckloads of beach sand arrived to turn the south side of the pool into a miniature beach. On the north side, maple trees were planted to provide shade for the large and inviting picnic area. Two stone fireplaces were also provided for cooking purposes.
All of the water in this massive pool was completely changed each and every hour and a half. Anyone who swam in the Cyanamid pool will remember the currents as 500,000 gallons of water moved from one end of the pool to the other before entering the plant.
The pool proved to be very popular with locals and tourists alike. Within four years of opening in 1936, the changing rooms were expanded, and the emergency station doubled in size. New spaces for volleyball and horseshoe facilities were also added. In the early 1950s, a concession stand was built and proved to be a popular pit stop for many hungry swimmers.
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Some sources say crowds of up to 150,000 people visited the Cyanamid pool yearly during their opening season, traditionally the last day of school in June until Labour Day. Sunday was the busiest, with daily attendance reaching 6,000 visitors.
So, in 1967, the three stooges, I, Bob and Iain (whom you met in the previous story) decided to make the two-hour trip to the pool, so our families could have a day at the beach.
At lunch time, as we sat by the sand, we watched two young men diving from the high board (about ten or
twelve feet above the water surface - see photo of the actual board). They were very good, and hundreds of people around the pool were being entertained by them. I then had an idea…
I suggested to my two buddies that we three should have a go. Where that idea came from, I’ll never know! What the hell was I thinking? I could barely swim, and the last time I tried diving (see previous story) it hadn’t worked out too well – and that was from a height of zero feet above water level!
Surprisingly, my suggestion was not well-received by Curly and Larry… After some discussion and prodding on my part, the best I could get was, “Yeah, right, you go first…”
This was a perfect opportunity for me to call them chickens then lie down for a nap, but instead I said “Right.” then got up and walked over to the diving board where the two divers were taking a little rest.
I climbed the ladder and went to the edge of the board and looked down. At that moment I felt like the dog that caught the car bumper. “Whoa“, my left brain said to me, “that must be twenty feet if it's an inch. Just so we’re clear,
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numbnuts, there’s no way on earth we’re diving off this platform!”
I looked around for inspiration and all I could see were hundreds of upturned, expectant faces waiting to see another beautiful dive. My right brain said “Now just hold on a minute! We can’t turn around and climb down again. Oh, the ignominy…”
What to do, what to do?
Well, I didn’t dive. To be clear, I didn’t do a climb-down either. I did a very bad imitation of a dive, throwing myself headfirst off the platform and hitting the water in a huge belly-flop – it certainly wasn’t anything you could call a dive!
I remember coming back towards the surface and holding on to the wall of the pool, under water, for as long as my breath lasted, before I let my head break the surface. I figured if people thought I might be drowning, maybe they'd forget about my total incompetence as a diver...
I climbed out, and, as my belly and chest turned red, the two guys who had been diving came over and were very nice to me. They gave me some tips (which I can’t remember now, since I had already decided my diving career was over)!
I headed back to Curly and Larry and said, “Ok guys, whose first?” They looked at me and said, “No way – you must think we’re as dumb as you…,” and I said, “#$%^(&*!!!”
Sadly, the pool closed after the 1971 season due to high renovation costs needed to bring the facilities up to new provincial codes and standards.
(Note: It seems that diving with no training is a really stupid thing to do. Diving from a height of 10 or 12 feet, as I did, isn't likely to do any serious damage – a red, stinging face or belly, perhaps some bruising. However, from a greater height, say 30 feet and higher, abdominal injuries that affect internal organs, such as the liver, kidneys, pancreas, and bowels, have occurred.
Of course, if you know what you're doing, the result can be quite different. See world record-breaker Professor Splash in action here.)
So, was I brave, cowardly, just plain dumb, or perhaps all three? Looking back, it occurs to me that a smarter alternative would have been to jump rather than dive – perhaps do a cannonball (why does hindsight never appear when you really could use it, eh?)
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A Scottish take on Aussie English
Part 3 of 3
Brian Macdonald |
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Regrettably, to my generation, colourful Australian English is disappearing with Aussies my age and a generation or two younger as a dwindling coterie of custodians. Today’s young Australians do not indulge in conversation face to face or write lengthy articles or letters but communicate remotely by smart phone, with text messages so cryptic and punctuated with emojis that I have to ask my 12-year-old granddaughter to translate for me, and by contributions to social media. The written and spoken word as art forms have gone out of favour with many. Poor grammar and a lack of respect for accurate, polished English or verifiable truth are common aspects of the online social media platforms to which so many have taken so enthusiastically.
To finish this tale, here is a short primer of words and phrases from the colourful Australian English lexicon for the ‘newbie’ to learn and use if he or she wishes to fit in when visiting us or coming here to live. Australians are by a huge majority urban dwellers and are far from stereotype Crocodile Dundee’s or characters from the comedy films of the 1970s about an ocker(1) Australian, Barry (Bazza) Mackenzie’s assault on England but there are examples of them flourishing and they do, at least, perform the useful function of keeping this part of Australian culture alive. A working knowledge of Aussie phraseology will stand you in good stead in many social situations.
Mate. The essential Australian word. Depending on the length of the vowel sound and the tone, this word can be a confirmation of close friendship as in “Duncan’s me mate”, a friendly greeting to anyone, not necessarily a close friend, as in “G’day, mate”, an expression of scorn, as in “Don’t come the raw prawn with me, mate!” or a sound of disbelief or disappointment when uttered as “maaate”. There are innumerable versions, and it helps to learn the appropriate facial expression that accompanies each.
A standard Aussie greeting, even to those with whom the speaker does not have any prior relationship at all is “G’day. How ya goin’” The standard reply is “Good! How a’ you?” Radio talk show hosts have lost their minds trying to get callers not to waste time on this salutation with absolutely no effect.
A useful variation is to have a pithy reply ready. “G’day, mate. How ya goin’.” ‘Flat out, like a lizard drinkin’!”
If you are accosted in a shop by an assistant, with the aggressively uttered phrase “Are you right?”, be neither offended nor frightened. It simply is the standard way of asking if you wish to be served.
The word ‘bastard’ is another staple, like ‘mate’, with a wide range of meaning. “G’day, ya old bastard” is a greeting to a good friend. “Mind you, he can be a right bastard” lends a very different meaning to the word. “’E’s not a bad bastard” is an affirmation of someone being a ‘good bloke’.
“Whadda you do for a crust, mate?” Australians have no compunction about asking even a stranger what he does for a living, in any social context. This may be partly because there is a strong level of egalitarianism in behaviour, dress and socialising between men and it can be impossible to distinguish a street cleaner from a managing director in the pub, on a sports field or at a barbecue and a wide social range is common in such environments.
The Sunday arvo (afternoon) barbie. In a land of (now hotter and hotter) sunshine, backyard barbecue parties are a standard event. The invitation may be given as “D’ya wanna come and sacrifice a steak?”. This is a good way to get to know your neighbours and is a major group activity of amateur sports and social clubs. The snag or mystery bag (sausage) is likely to be on the menu. A recognised ritual offspring of the barbie is the ‘Satdee morning sausage sizzle’ in the car park at the local Bunnings (a category-killer hardware chain) always to raise funds for some local organisation. As in UK, DIY-ers are out in force at the weekend, raiding the hardware stores.
Other colourful expressions:
As mad as a cut snake – very angry
Kangaroos loose in the top paddock – not very smart and prone to erratic behaviour
A beer short of a carton (or ten cents short of a dollar or any similar expression – of low intelligence or ‘not the full quid’, a quid being a pound (or dollar)
“You wouldn’t be dead for quids!” It’s great to be alive!
A man with red hair or a red-haired dog is inevitably called ‘Bluey’.
Someone who hasn’t got a zack is broke, a zack originally being a sixpence, now a five-cent piece.
In Australia, a team’s supporter barracks for his or her team.
A larrikin is a person who is prone to unorthodox, but not usually harmful behaviour, but is likeable.
A lair is a man addicted to flashy, vulgar behaviour and clothes. He may also be described as a ‘show pony.’ A ‘mug lair’ is just a bit worse.
A ratbag also indulges in unorthodox behaviour but is not likeable and may go too far with loutish or minor criminal behaviour.
If you are going for a swim in Melbourne, you will need your bathers. In Sydney you’ll want a cossie (costume) but in Queensland it’s ‘togs.’
An untrustworthy person probably ‘couldn’t lie straight in bed.’
‘Fair dinkum’ can mean authentic (of anything), genuinely Australian, true (of an unbelievable tale) or a suggestion that something is not genuine, or of surprise if spoken in a questioning tone. Other versions are‘dinky-di” or ‘dinks’ with or without the question mark.
‘In like Flynn’ means to be accepted in society or to have insider access to something. It derives from the reputation of the 20th century Australian film star Errol Flynn as a seducer.
‘She’s a beaut day, eh!’(2)
‘The Penguin Book of Australian Slang’ by Lenie Johansen was first published in 1988. In the millennial edition it was a dictionary 536 pages long, three columns to a page. It and ‘Strine’, ‘Let Stalk Strine’ and ‘Nose Tone Unturned’ by Afferbeck Lauder are all available from Amazon. Lauder also wrote Fraffly Well Spoken and Fraffly Suite, in both of which he focuses on the strangulated English spoken by the English upper classes.
‘They’re a Weird Mob’ is a novel published in 1957, a period when there were many Italian immigrants. It is purportedly written in the first person by a newly arrived Italian immigrant, Nino Culotta, about his entry into Australian working-class society by way of joining a building crew as a labourer and featuring his difficulties in adjusting to the idiosyncratic ways and incomprehensible language of Australians. The author’s name is John O’Grady, who was born and died Australian. The book was made into a popular comedy film by the well-known filmmakers Emeric Presburger and Michael Powell. This book, too, is readily available.
“Hooroo!” Goodbye.
Footnotes
(1) An ‘ocker’ may be defined as ‘an uncouth, uncultivated, or aggressively boorish (usually young), Australian male, stereotypically Australian in speech and manner’.
(2) In some parts of Australia, particularly in Queensland (viewed by some in the southern states, where people think of themselves as more sophisticated, as a redneck state), the ejaculation ‘eh’ is often tagged on to the end of a sentence as a form of punctuation or emphasis. This tends to confuse foreigners, who think they are being asked to respond.
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In past stories I’ve mentioned more than once my belief that chance plays a larger part in our life stories than we credit. I’d guess that most of us can think of occasions where another time or place, a few seconds or inches, could have made an enormous difference to our life from then on.
One that comes to mind for me took place in 1966, the year we moved to Canada. We got together one weekend with two of my colleagues, Bob and Iain, from Scotland, who’d emigrated the previous year,
and we decided to visit Sibbald Point Provincial Park with our families. A previous story set in the park may be seen here.
We all enjoyed the supervised swimming area, much of the time spent keeping a close watch on the kids, but when they tired out and retreated to the beach for a rest Bob, Iain and I got a chance to relax in the water.
The swimming area was delineated by a rope tethered in position and kept on the surface by multiple floats along its
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length. The area, of course, had been cleared of debris, such as fallen trees, when first established, and was well maintained and guarded by a lifeguard perched in a tower.
So, we, The Three Stooges, were larking around and at some point, I, as Moe, had a ‘bright’ idea which
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Curly and Larry went along with – if they held on to a stretch of the
guard rope, I would climb on top of it and dive off. It seemed like a good idea…
We figured we’d have to be quick (before the lifeguard spotted us) so we got into position, standing in water about four foot deep, they held the rope tight, I got on top of it and launched myself outwards…
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I draw your attention to the word ‘outwards’ – not one of the Stooges cottoned on to the fact that it might have been better to have performed this, admittedly stupid, manoeuvre by diving inwards. It did occur to me a split second later…
It seems that someone had placed a large boulder just there (conceptually, imagine a huge cannonball about three feet in diameter, about a foot below the surface, and invisible).
This is where chance came into effect - in the form of good luck for me! I had dived in at the side of the rock, my arm hit the boulder first and my forehead in turn hit my arm – while it scared the life out of me, I got away with only a skint elbow and a few minor bruises…
Addendum
(source CBC/Radio-Canada)
In the month of July 2020 alone, the trauma centre at Montreal's Sacré-Coeur hospital saw five cases of spinal cord injuries related to diving, three of which occurred in the last week. Dr. Piette, head of the trauma team at the regional health authority that oversees Sacré-Coeur said that these were all young people diving without knowing the dangers, and hitting their heads…
He further emphasised that, before doing any kind of diving, people must make sure they know how deep the water is and check for hazards like rocks.
All five of the people admitted are now quadriplegic...
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The Middle East
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When you are a member of Her Majesty’s Armed Forces, flying is not a comfy business. The planes that flew us out of the U.K. were utilitarian in the extreme.
Down each side of the interior fuselage was a single row of simple tube steel and canvas seats facing inward. The centre part of the plane was for your kitbag and weapon.
We were allowed off the aircraft, but only thirty yards from the doorway to a small metal building which contained a row of smelly toilets. Back outside we stretched our legs, sniffed the warm air of southern France for a few minutes, then it was back on board again
It was late afternoon before we touched down at Tripoli’s military airport. By that time, we were all heartily sick of the bellowing noise and the oily smell of our plane. Off we trooped and into 3-tonner trucks for the short drive to a military base nearby. We were all wearing thick British Army battledress, and since it was 85 degrees at least, everyone was soon drenched in sweat as we lugged kitbags and personal weapons into the trucks.
But at least one small part of this military exercise had been thought out properly. As soon as we arrived at our wooden barracks, we dropped off our kit, then were marched across to another building where – oh, miracles of miracles! – we were issued our Mid-East gear: two pairs of shorts and short-sleeve shirts, thin socks and light underwear. Our U.K.– weight battledress would go to the bottom of our Army kitbags and stay there for the rest of our stay in the Middle East.
We didn’t stay long in Tripoli, just long enough to make sure we got acclimatized to the heat and got used to wearing our new Middle East togs. Then it was back into those bellowing airplanes again for a shorter flight – this time to El Adem.
El Adem is surely one of the dirtiest and most depressing parts of Libya... at that time a collection of battered metal structures, the usual perimeter wire, and an airfield surrounded by discarded oil drums and other detritus. We didn’t really have a chance to look around, for the usual collection of 3-ton trucks was waiting for us at the edge of the airfield and we were stuffed into them for the hot and dusty drive into Tobruk – that famous World War Two battlefield that changed hands several times and was largely shattered and flattened in the process.
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In 1893, the Ontario government of the day established Algonquin Park as a Forest Reservation and National Park. Now known as Algonquin Provincial Park, the area, for thousands of years, was home to the Indigenous people known as the Algonquin. The area was very sparsely populated, with scattered family
groups of Aboriginal peoples coming to fish, hunt and pick berries, but their numbers were never large. It wasn't until the 1800s that momentous changes came to the rugged Algonquin highlands when the demand for white pine from the expanding British economy became huge, and the logging industry mushroomed.
The park was not established to stop logging, but rather to establish a wildlife sanctuary, and by excluding agriculture, to protect the headwaters of the five major rivers which flow from the park.
Over the years since then, the Park has become a beloved place for all those who cherish Canada’s natural and cultural heritage. It attracts over half a million visitors yearly who participate in day-use activities, camping, or back-country travel. It occupies 7,630 square kilometres of land and water, with water making
up approximately 12% of the area and contributing an extensive network of canoe routes. (This is a huge park – for comparison, its 3000 sq miles is half as large again as the Orkneys, Shetlands, and the Western Isles combined. Scotland itself covers 30,0000 square miles.)
Somewhere around 1970 John, a friend and colleague, and I decided to take a day trip to the park for a canoeing adventure. We left really early on a Sunday morning for the three-hour trip and by about 9:00 am had hired a canoe and set off. I was in the bow, since it was my first time in a canoe – John was the experienced one having once sat in a canoe – the blind leading the…
We had splendid weather, warm but not too hot – now, fifty years or so on, many of the details escape me, but I have a few cherished memories:
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• We pulled away from the dock and headed north up a slow-moving river. In no time we were alone,
surrounded by water, trees, and rocks – indeed the whole day we met very few people.
After about ten minutes, John spotted a deer ahead on a small rise about a couple of hundred feet from the bank. We kept very quiet and paddled gently. She watched us until we were almost abreast then turned and walked quietly away.
• We came to a point where the stream narrowed, and the water flow was stronger. We saw a sign indicating that we needed to portage, so paddled ashore, figured out how to get the canoe above our heads and set off. It was
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only a few hundred yards, but the hired canoe was built to withstand the depredations of amateurs like us and was quite sturdy – meaning heavy!
I was glad when we reached the end of the trail and were able to lower the canoe into the water again. Not fun, but we did feel a little more like voyageurs.
• We headed out onto a large lake and decided to try to cross it to the opposite shore and look for a river that we could explore. An hour or two later we saw a ledge of rock on shore about two feet above water level and
decided to stop and have lunch.
When we were ready to get going again, I held the bow while John attempted to get in. He ended up with one foot on shore, one in the canoe, and the stern of the canoe moving slowly away from the rock. It was so funny watching him slowly doing the splits and teetering on the edge of total immersion that, I have to admit, I seriously considered letting the event play out. At the last minute, my better angel intervened – I stuck out my leg and hooked it into the gunwale – it took all my strength to stop the canoe and John teetered there on the edge of disaster for a few moments before the craft began to slowly come back. (A little bit of me still wishes that I’d let it go – it would’ve been spectacular!)
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Addendum: A week after this story was published I stumbled across this photo.
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• One thing that made quite an impression on me was paddling from the river into the lake and heading straight out, then, after ten minutes or so , turning, looking back, and realising that the river had disappeared from view. The effect was as if we had come through a curtain in the trees which had then closed up again…
One stretch of dense forest trees looks just like any other, it behoves the boater to pay attention by looking back frequently and making sure that the location of the access point is related to the wider geography. (Of course, much better to take along a pocket compass and note the outbound course readings…)
• On the return journey, some many hours later, we came to the portage point again (it really hadn’t struck me that we would be there again until we arrived). Of course, we were now going in the same direction as the water. Being such amateurs, we could have portaged down again, but that wasn’t what voyageurs do! So, we carried on…
After a few minutes we saw that the channel was becoming quite narrow and, the water picking up speed.
We were both quite uneasy, but there didn’t seem any way to stop and get out, so we did our best to keep the canoe in the middle of the passage and hoped for the best. Soon thereafter we realised that just ahead there looked to be a waterfall and that we were about to go over…
(Full disclosure, it was indeed a waterfall – total drop must have been at least two feet…)
We shot over the little drop into a wide pool below, managing to remain upright. We both let out a whoop of adrenalin-fuelled relief then saw that, floating in front of us, there was a capsized canoe with two very wet
guys trying to right their craft.
We asked if they needed help, they said no, and we carried on downstream (no doubt with a modest air of superiority…)
The rest of the paddle was uneventful for such experienced paddlers… We turned in the (undamaged) canoe and set off on the three-hour drive home. We were, of course dead tired, and aching from muscles we didn’t know we had…
A wonderful day!
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A Scottish take on Aussie English
Part 2 of 3
Brian Macdonald |
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People speak more slowly in remote country Australia (the outback) than in the cities, as is the case in many English-speaking countries, but not significantly so. Spoken Australian English has become colloquially known as ‘Strine’ and our country as ‘Straya’, due to the tendency to fast speech and to clip both vowels and consonants ruthlessly. Several humorous books have been written on this strange tongue by the pseudonymous Afferbeck Lauder(1). In my early days in Sydney I was a ’reffo’, the contemptuous term used for all immigrants, refugees or not. I wondered who the often-mentioned lady ‘Enara May’ was until I twigged that it was the National Roads and Motors Association (NRMA), the New South Wales equivalent of the British Automobile Association.
The original convicts who founded modern Australia came largely from the London area, not mostly from Ireland (although some did), as many believe, because most of the convicts on the First Fleet and subsequent further shiploads were from the overflow prison ships known as hulks, moored in the Thames and off the south-east coast of England and were, preponderantly from that part of the country. Thus the Aussie twang was born, an offshoot of cockney. Most larger towns in Australia developed on the strip of coastal land around the east and south coasts, with the Great Dividing Range at first providing a wall to the inland, running from tropical northern Australia to as far round the south coast as Adelaide, SA. Sydney was the largest city.
The second largest city, Melbourne was founded in 1836 as a commercial venture, from the southern island of Tasmania, which was originally named Van Diemen’s Land after a Dutch governor of the East Indies. It was so named by the first European sailor to discover the island, the Dutchman, Abel Tasman. Subsequently it was the British who renamed it Tasmania to honour him. It had been colonised directly from Sydney. The expedition back to the mainland was led by John Batman, a grazier and explorer, and founded a colony of free settlers. Batman landed at what is now named Blairgowrie, which many readers will recognise as a town near our own home city of Dundee in Scotland.
Named for Victoria’s first Prime minister, Melbourne’s mushroom growth in the later 19th century was due to the discovery of gold in the inland of what became the state of Victoria. As well as miners from many lands, there was a good number of Chinese settlers who established their own mines but, with a hard eye on profit, became growers of vegetables, shopkeepers, and traders. Several large Victorian gold mining boom towns of the 19th century have a heritage of splendid buildings and continue to have significant populations of ethnic Chinese origin, which are well integrated but maintain their ancestral culture and whose temples, dragon festivals and museums are a major part of community life in these cities. Other parts of Australia grew more slowly as agricultural hubs and industries developed.
Australia became a federation in 1901, when the separate colonies agreed to become one country with a number of states, under the British queen, Victoria, a component country of the British Empire. The states had a substantial level of autonomy but were subject to federal government control over national matters. A Governor-General, at that time always a senior member of the British nobility, represented the crown.
Largely British immigration continued, by government policy, even after convict settlement was ended, to build Australia until after WWII. Indeed, although Sydney, Port Arthur in Tasmania and Fremantle in Western Australia were originally convict settlements, South Australia and Queensland were founded by free settlers. English remained the statutory language.
I quote the words of a song written some years ago by a member of the hugely successful Australian pop group of the 1960s, The Seekers,
“We are one, but we are many. And from all the lands on earth we come”.(2)
Many races have contributed strongly to the still-changing culture of Australia(3). This island continent is the beneficiary of successive waves of immigration in modern times, starting from the immediate post-WWII period. First came large numbers of Italians and Greeks, as well as many displaced persons from every European nation, then immigrants from the other lands of the eastern Mediterranean. These were followed by Vietnamese. More recently, immigrants have come from the African continent and from many Asian countries with strong ethnic Chinese populations. We must not forget the importance of acknowledging and understanding the complex culture of the First Australians, with their deep, spiritual attachment to the land, whose voices are only now beginning to be heard.
There continues to be a flow of immigration from Britain, which is still the major source of New Australians. The Pacific Ocean island nations have made a huge contribution in the last couple of decades, not least to the sports of rugby union and rugby league, although they have made little impact on the local football code, Australian Football(4). That game is all about tall, strong but lightly-built men running and twisting and leaping high into the air for a game lasting two hours on an oval pitch twice the size of any other football code’s area with four goal posts each end and no corners. A team consists of eighteen players on the ground at the same time. It does not suit the more heavily-built Pacific Islander peoples.
Many languages are spoken; there are districts where English is not the language of the shops, businesses and medical and legal practices. Ethnically-based social clubs, sports clubs and community organisations proliferate, but English is still the major and the official language. Fortunately the sometimes shamelessly manipulated language test which was used to keep Australia a white-skinned country of European ethnic origin(5) was abandoned in 1966.
To be continued
Footnotes
(1) Think about it and say the name fast a few times. The author’s real name is the splendidly Scottish Alastair Ardoch Morrison. Not much doubt about ancestry there, although he was born and died Australian. Apart from the books on Strine, he wrote the song ‘With Air Chew’ on the same theme.
(2) The link to the Seekers singing the song ‘I Am Australian’ is here. It has become popular in this era of inclusion of many races in Australia.
(3) As an example: Australia has a hugely diverse culinary culture. The major cities boast restaurants and cafés of every major and many minor national cuisines and major markets offer an endless variety of fruits, vegetables, cheeses, meats, breads and specialty foods and ingredients. In particular, Melbourne, is known for its coffee culture (The Italian influence was strong in Melbourne.) and small cafés and ethnic restaurants abound, not just in the central city, but throughout the suburbs too. Interestingly, Australians prefer locally-owned coffee shops to the large multi-nationals. Starbucks is not a major chain here. Alas, McDonald’s and its fellow fast food mills are popular but not for the quality of their coffee!
(4) ‘Aussie Rules’ or ‘Footy’ is the only football code in which points are awarded for missing with a kick at goal. One point is scored if the ball misses the tall inner pair called the goal posts (not less than 6 metres [20 feet] with no cross-bar) but goes through the shorter outer set, which are called ‘behind posts’ and rise to a minimum height of 3 metres [10 feet] either side of the main set. If the ball passes untouched through or even above the goal posts a generous six points is awarded. There has been notably successful recruitment of Gaelic Football players from the Irish Republic to the Australian Football League. The game is unique to Australia except for minor, amateur competitions set up in other countries by nostalgic expatriate Melburnians, as the game had its birth in Melbourne and is virtually a religion there.
(5) The language test of the White Australia Policy that ruled immigration from 1901 till officially abandoned in 1973 was shamelessly used to ban from entry to Australia anyone the federal government wished to keep out for political reasons. There is a well-known tale of an little-used, obscure language being found for the application of a test to deny entry to a foreign left-wing intellectual who spoke a number of major European tongues fluently. A federal immigration minister of the 1950s, Arthur Caldwell, is infamously credited with saying publicly, “Two Wongs do not make a white”.
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Do you know what it’s like to be caught in a tsunami? Probably not – I certainly don’t. Indeed, I don’t think that anyone can really appreciate what it feels like to be caught in one of Mother Natures cataclysms – tornadoes, major floods, earthquakes, landslides, avalanches, forest fires… unless they actually experience one.
In a recent story I told of our experience with a derecho, a straight ahead windstorm with the force of a tornado that, in 90 seconds left us with five uprooted trees and a dozen more damaged. My wife and I wouldn’t have believed it if we hadn’t lived it.
Getting back to tsunamis, I once had an experience that gave me a wee taste of what it might be like…
It happened over 60 years ago. I was a young engineer in the City Engineer’s office in my home town of Dundee. We got a report that there was some flooding on a bridge on the A90 (The main road between Dundee and Aberdeen) where it crossed the Dighty Burn (pronounced Dichty).
I went to the location with Jim Johnstone, another young engineer (and a year behind me at Morgan
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Academy) who worked in the City’s Water Department. We assumed that it was because of heavy rain that we’d experienced, and not from a burst water main – but we had to be sure, of course.
We parked a few hundred yards uphill from the bridge, put on our Wellie’s and walked down. It was immediately clear that we didn’t have a water main issue, and that the drains on the bridge had probably gotten silted up with mud and
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debris and would need clearing. We advanced onto the bridge to get to the lowest point – with a bit of luck we might have been able to clear the drain as a temporary fix. We were smart enough to tread very carefully in the six inches or so of water so that we didn’t cause waves that would overtop our boots – we didn’t want to get wet and there’s nothing worse than wellies that are full of water…
As we stood there looking for the drain, I glanced back up the road and saw a large truck bearing down on us, very close, and moving quickly. I realised that he was not going to slow down – I could see the driver’s smiling face…
I shouted, “Look out, Jim!” (A lot of good that was...) All we could do was turn our backs, pull up our collars, and brace... A tidal wave engulfed us – overtopped us – and in an instant we were like twa drookit rats...
Yes, I know that was nothing like a tsunami, but still...
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Things Start to Look Up.
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Completed in 1796, Fort George, at Ardersier, some dozen miles north-east of Inverness, has to be one of
the draftiest and coldest barracks in the Western world, but we had to make the best of it. Within a couple of days we shed our MP hats, white belts and holsters, and were issued tam o’ shanters, kilts, sporrans, black brogues and gaiters.
And of course, we were daily reminded of just how chilly it was any time we wore our kilts on parade – since the rule is historic, cast in stone, and absolute: in a Scottish regiment NOTHING is worn under the kilt. (And the standard joke is: Q: “Is anything worn under a Scotsman’s kilt? A: “Nothing’s WORN – everything’s in perfect working order.”)
But, at this point, my old friend Lady Luck came strolling by and paid me a visit. Perfect timing. For although I really didn’t mind Army life or life in an infantry regiment, I didn’t fancy spending the rest of my service lugging a rifle and bayonet and being ready to serve as cannon fodder for the next bit of nastiness to confront the British Army.
I wasn’t aware of it, but 1st H.L.I. had been tagged for overseas duty and the regiment was busily working itself up into battle readiness, should overseas duty turn into something requiring British military clout. Part of that readiness campaign required the regiment to bring an Intelligence Section into being.
An “I-Section” acts as the eyes of any regiment, using OPs (Observation Posts) out in the field. The I-Section prepares all the maps showing the disposition of Blue (friendly) forces and Red (enemy) forces; these maps are allocated to each officer of each rifle and mechanized company, and are regularly up-dated as events and positions change.
The I-Section looks after the code books used for secure communications; maintains radio contact with other friendly forces; monitors enemy radio transmissions; knows the battle formations, troop numbers, likely armaments and military tactics of enemy forces.
And more important, all our training henceforth would not come from our Highland infantry regiment: it would be provided by The Intelligence Corps, a part of MI-7 in Great Britain, responsible for all Army Intel.
For example, our training in SigInt (Signals Intelligence) – which involved monitoring both our own signals traffic and that of a potential enemy force – came from I-Corps specialists who came to us and spent a couple of weeks bringing us up to speed on the latest (for then) Intelligence coding, masking and cyphering, as well as the transmitters and receivers used to do all this.
And of course, we all had to be instant and proficient in radio-alphabet usage: you know, “A for Able, B for Baker, C for Charlie, D for Dog, E for echo, F for Fox” and so on.
When I showed up at Fort George, the 1st H.L.I’.s Intelligence capability consisted of one Lieutenant – “Pug” Thomson– one sergeant, Jonas Krywald (a Polish-born trooper who had reportedly served time in the French Foreign Legion) and one corporal – Russell Dagg, a product of Heriot’s School in Edinburgh.
It seems that Lieut. Thompson looked over all the personal backgrounds and education of all the current recruits within the H.L.I. and spotted the info on yours truly, recently kicked out of the Military Police but a private school boy with a decent education. Very shortly I was told to report to Thompson for an interview, most of which involved talking about rugby, since he’d noted that I had played club and Old Boy rugby in Eastern Scotland.
There were a few questions about education and interests, but it all went quite well, and Lieut. Thompson informed me that I, Corporal Findlay, was now a fully-fledged member of the regiment’s Intelligence Section. Training in military intelligence work, Thompson said, would start immediately and would continue once we arrived at our overseas posting.
Naturally, I was delighted. No more monotonous square-bashing or obstacle-course training. No more main gate guard duty. No more kitchen duty, vehicle “maintenance” cleaning, or ceremonial parade “volunteer” duty when VIPs came to visit our battalion. All that was behind me. I was now– whoop dee doo– an Army specialist with special duties.
Within a week, he had spotted another catch – one corporal Les Howson, from Birmingham (what are Englishmen doing in a Scottish rifle regiment, you ask?) Well – often the answer is: they chose it because of a love for the traditions of the regiment, their pipes and drums, and their history of prowess on battlefields down through the ages...) Later, Lieut. Thompson added one private– Ian Bannerman – and the Regiment’s Intelligence Section was ready to go.
The timing was perfect, for within a month, we were all stuck with needles for typhoid, anti-rabies, dengue, and yellow fever, after which the 1st Battalion the Highland Light Infantry – as part of 3rd Division – was loaded into transport planes for the long flight to Tripoli in the Middle East.
Try as I might, I cannot remember which airfield in Britain we were driven to for the flight to the Middle East, or the types of planes we flew in. I just remember that, for quite a few of the 1st H.L.I. this was the first time they had ever flown in a plane, so there was a definite under-current of excitement as we boarded.
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In my previous story you met Alex – accomplished tow truck driver, gold prospector and – wait for it – paranormal investigator… He said that he had a company (he and his partner, a woman) and was available for hire.
As you know, the term paranormal refers to occurrences which are impossible to explain by known natural forces or by science. I asked if he meant that they were ghostbusters, and he said that was one term that people sometimes used to describe them. He said that quite often, though, they are able to ascribe what was happening (strange noises or visions, perhaps) to normal causes, and in so doing set their clients minds to rest. I asked him if he had psychic powers, and he said no, but that he believed that his partner did.
As I said last time, listening to strangers can often be eye-opening…
The paranormal is often broken into two areas, religious and non-religious, in both of which people, faced with something they can’t understand, choose to believe in a mystical or magical explanation – reincarnation, the spirit living on after the body dies, ghosts and so on.
With regard to the non-religious paranormal realm my belief is that there is always a rational explanation for the occurence – we just haven’t found it yet. Indeed, a number of possible causes have been documented for many so-called paranormal events:
Carbon monoxide poisoning can cause auditory hallucinations, a feeling of pressure on your chest, and an “unexplained feeling of dread.” A well known story from the 1920s about a family hearing footsteps, seeing apparitions, and feeling malicious paranormal presences, turned out to be the result of carbon monoxide poisoning from a broken furnace.
Many ‘haunted house’ events occur in old houses, and it has been discovered that certain types of black mould can produce effects similar to carbon monoxide.
Infrasound is just below the range of human hearing and can cause some strange sensations. Some people subconsciously respond to lower frequencies with feelings of fear or dread. In 1998, engineer Vic Tandy of Coventry University spent a night in a supposedly haunted lab. He and his colleagues experienced anxiety and distress and felt cold shivers down their spines, and Tandy even reported seeing a dark blob out of the corner of his eye. It turned out that there was a silent fan creating sound waves at just below the sound threshold and at a frequency that can cause the human eyeball to vibrate and “see” optical illusions. When the fan was switched off the effects disappeared.
In my own home, I sometimes think that I’m hearing several people in the basement having conversations – can’t make out any words but it sounds like a cocktail party... It’s actually the forced air HVAC system that’s generating the noise.
Other sources of such low frequency sounds are events like earthquakes and volcanic activity or lightning; animals including elephants, whales, and hippos that communicate using infrasound; nearby industries can also be a source – diesel engines, electrical generators, wind turbines, and even some loudspeakers.
Sleep paralysis happens when the brain gets the process of falling asleep or waking, wrong. When we are in REM sleep, we can have all kinds of dreams some involving physical activities. The brain normally turns off the bodies ability to move so that the sleeper does not attempt to lash or kick out or attempt to run.
Your brain usually turns this paralysing effect off before you wake up, but in sleep paralysis, you awaken while it’s still happening – it’s like dreaming with your eyes open, and people may believe that the events are real.
Electromagnetic waves are all around us and are a combination of electric and magnetic energy. They can’t be seen or heard by humans directly, and include radio waves, microwaves, infrared, ultraviolet, x-rays and gamma rays. Ghost hunters use EMF meters and often find electromagnetic fields in ‘haunted’ dwellings.
Studies using helmets that delivered weak magnetic stimulation to people showed that eighty percent of test subjects said they felt “an unexplained presence in the room” when they wore the helmets.
The attraction of horror movies is partly explained by the fact that neurologists have found that our brains release dopamine, a chemical associated with pleasure, when we’re afraid. Also, it’s been shown that high levels of dopamine can increase the likelihood of finding meaning, patterns or significance where none exist (Apophenia) and this results in a higher tendency to believe in ghosts or alien encounters.
Finally, my brother and I have some personal experience with apophenia: When our mum was in her late eighties she began to show signs of dementia. (We later learned that this was probably caused by several TIAs that she had suffered unknowingly.)
In particular she would awaken sometimes in the belief that she had seen people in her room during the night. These varied from family or acquaintances to, for instance, a ballerina who floated down from the ceiling and danced at the foot of her bed. (Fortunately, these were pleasant experiences for her, and she would talk about her ”visitors”.)
This was explained to us as her brain, half asleep in the semi-darkness of her bedroom, trying to make sense of what she was seeing, patterns of light and shadow, and putting these together in a form that made sense to her.
On one particular occasion when I was home on a visit, she told me in the morning that my dad had visited her during the night.
The following conversation took place:
“Ma, you remember that Dad died about 20 years ago?”
“Eh, but he’s still gae’n aboot.” (Yes, but he’s still going around.”)
“Really, how did he get here?”
“He has a car now – he parked on the street out there,” and she went to the window and looked out, “it’s awa’ now.” (“It’s away now.”)
Not quite knowing how to proceed, I said “Well I hope he drives carefully, Ma, you remember Dad wasn’t a very good driver…”
Not missing a beat, she said “Eh, but he’s had twenty years to learn!”
And all I could think to say was, “Right enough, Ma, right enough.”
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Memories – Who can Forget Them?
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I am now of an age when the journey that started in the bedroom ended on the way to the kitchen when I realised that I no longer remembered why I was going there. The really annoying thing is that when I returned to the bedroom, I knew that I still needed the item that I was going to fetch from the kitchen! What was so important that I had to make a second trip to the kitchen you may ask and I in all honesty would reply “I can’t remember”.
Memory is a funny thing. I can still remember that 6/8 is one third of a pound and that a dozen at 1/3 each amounts to 15/- but I cannot remember how much a second-class postage stamp today costs or where I last saw my spectacles. Oh, now I remember I was going into the kitchen for my spectacles, I remember putting them in the fridge!
What is the very first memory that you can still clearly recall? Mine occurred three days before my fourth birthday, it was Neville Chamberlain’s broadcast saying that we were at war with Germany. Why has this memory been retained so clearly? I had no idea who Neville Chamberlain was or even what war meant. I think that that the event was etched into my mind because my parents transmitted its importance to me as they listened so intently. I have heard recordings of that broadcast many times and they never fail to take me back to that Sunday in September and that top-floor tenement flat in Dundee.
Of course, I can remember many things from my childhood. Things like the white model racing car with front wheels that moved when I turned the steering wheel. This was a gift from my mother’s bridesmaid, the lady that I knew as Aunty Madge who disappeared from our lives early in the war. It is a very long time since I last sat in a Dundee tramcar, but I do recall kneeling on the downstairs bench seating looking out of the window while eating from a package of red sweetmeat that I had rested on the window ledge. When the tram reached our stop, my mum grabbed me and ushered me off the vehicle. The moment my feet touched the pavement I remembered that my delicious treat was still on the window ledge of the tram. I will never forget or forgive that loss so early in my life.
Because I spent much of 1940 living with my grandparents in Forfar, I didn’t start school at the start of term but joined my class some months later. My first day was memorable because I got lost! I was brought into Miss Findlay’s class by Miss Gow, the formidable Infant Mistress, shortly after 9.00 am. At 10.15 I had my third of a pint of milk then, for our fifteen-minute playtime, was marched out with the rest of the class. I managed to get separated from my classmates by going into the boys’ toilets which were located at the end of the playground. By the time I found my way back to where the infants were allowed there was no-one there. Meanwhile the upper school interval had started so I joined in with them. When it came time to line up to return to the classrooms there was nowhere for me to go. The teacher in charge had never seen me before and asked who my teacher was. I didn’t know so it was suggested that I should get myself home. When I found my way home there was nobody there. Fortunately, Mrs McIntosh, our next-door neighbour, found me and took me back to school. Through Miss Gow I was returned to Miss Findlay’s class only to find that nobody had noticed my absence. I was not party to the conversation between the two Misses, but I think that I can still feel the burning in my ears! I was given a couple of playtime minders for the rest of the week.
The more observant of you will realise that even after eighty odd years I can still remember the names of my mother’s bridesmaid (not that I was at the wedding of course), our next-door neighbour, my first teacher and the Infant Mistress at Blackness School. I can recall the names of the butchers, bakers, grocers, chemists, and newsagents that we patronised. I remember the names of pretty well anybody, anything, any place, or any event that occurred between 1939 and 2010 but don’t ask me what I was doing on Tuesday or what I watched on TV last weekend.
Is this because of my advancing years or is it just what I consider to have been important in my life?
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I’ve found that, if you’re thrown together by happenstance with a stranger, it can be quite surprising how much you can learn by listening – it can often be enlightening, entertaining and educational…
The ‘Alex’ of the title is the tow truck driver from my previous story and he and I spent several hours together, particularly driving from Dundee to Glasgow Airport with the car I damaged. He said that we’d break the journey, as he always did, at Balhaldie Filling Station on the A9, north of Dunblane. I treated him to his favourite Starbucks Vanilla Latte and a muffin, and we had a chat as we ate.
I asked him if this was a full-time job for him and he said that it wasn’t, that he liked variety and had a couple of hobbies/part-time work that kept him busy and earned some money (I defy any of you to guess what his two interests are...)
The first… gold prospecting in the Scottish Highlands – and yes, there is gold in them thar hills and people have been recovering it for hundreds of years...
At Cononish, in the Tyndrum/Crianlarich area of Perthshire (the area I worked in for a couple of years while living in Killin), the new (five-year-old) underground mine is currently producing nearly 1000 ounces of gold per month. This is much more than has ever been produced in Scotland before.
However, we’re not talking about mining but rather recreational gold prospecting – panning for alluvial gold in streams. Alluvial gold is the flecks and tiny nuggets found in Britain’s rivers exposed from mining, earth movements and erosion over millennia. The gold does wash downstream, but its relatively heavy weight means that only strong currents can move it. When the flow slackens the gold sinks into the gravel and dirt of the riverbed. Locations in the river where the current is weakest, particularly at bends, are choice locations.
Gold is usually removed by panning. This is quite simple to learn, and panning kits can be purchased. The amount of gold found from panning is generally small and it’s believed that most people who get into it never recover their costs… If you’re interested see panning in action here.
To put this in perspective, the first photograph below shows Britain’s largest ever gold nugget, found in a
stream in Perthshire in 2017. (The exact location has been kept secret to avoid a ‘gold rush’.) Known as the ‘Douglas Nugget’, it now resides in The Hunterian Museum at the University of Glasgow. Weighing in at about 86 gm or 3 oz, the value of the gold itself would be around £4,500 though it’s suggested that, at auction, it might sell for over £50,000 thanks to its ‘fame’. In contrast to the 'biggest ever', the second photo shows a gold pan with a more likely content – lots of sand with (sometimes) a few gold flecks.
I wondered at the time why Alex would bother, but when I think about it now, in little more than a one-hour drive from Dundee he can be in the beautiful, rugged Highlands, breathing the fresh air and getting exercise, enjoying the anticipation of treasure hunting (and the now and again adrenalin rush of actually finding some and making a little money).
As I said earlier, listening to strangers can be interesting. Next time I’ll tell you about Alex’s second pursuit – you’ll never guess what it is…
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If you’re interested, see panning in action here.
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Shetland Revisited 2
Brian Macdonald |
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Another place worth visiting is Unst, the most northerly of the Shetland Islands. It is reached by island-hopping from Mainland to the nearest island of Yell, then another by ferry from there to Unst. It is not possible to get to the very northern tip of Unst, as there is now a military radar establishment at the tip and the most northerly land of Britain, the volcanic rock called Muckle Flugga, reachable only by boat,
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can only be glimpsed. On the way, you pass through the small village of Baltasound, which has within its little general store the most northerly post office in Britain. The postmistress will happily sell you a picture postcard of the village and frank it with the commemorative rubber stamp before accepting it for the mail. Unst is the home of the charming but often quick-tempered tiny Shetland pony. There are breeders of the ponies around Shetland, but you will see many on Unst, grazing in fields by the roadside.
As you tour around Shetland, marvelling at the starkly beautiful, rugged coastal scenery and the many cliffs with their populations of nesting seabirds, in the outlying villages you may find a modest café that provides tea and coffee but offering only a few sweet cakes as food. I will briefly mention some other aspects of this most northern archipelago you may find of interest, if this tale motivates you to make a visit, as I believe that doing your own research and the subsequent exploration are a big part of any such expedition.
Esha Ness is a headland on the Atlantic west coast of Mainland, less than an hour from Lerwick, with magnificent rugged coastal scenery and a Stevenson lighthouse. A geographical feature of Esha Ness is a dramatic gorge that runs a kilometre inland from the sea as if slashed by a Viking axe.
Haroldswick is a settlement in the north of Unst. As the name suggests, there is a strong Norse influence and there are a Viking Museum, a longhouse, and a longship to explore. Everywhere there is evidence,
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by way of ruins and names of places and people, and particularly by the melancholy sight of ruined churches and abandoned graveyards, of widespread occupation to the furthest extent of the islands, of the Vikings who settled there, and of a flourishing rural population till the early 20th century.
Shetland’s Viking culture is celebrated each New Year by the Up Helly Aa torchlit procession of bearded and
armed ‘Vikings’ that culminates in the ceremonial burning of a specially constructed Viking longship. Orkney and Shetland fly their own regional flags and, in this, demonstrate their difference from the rest of Scotland. Shetland’s is a white Nordic Cross on a blue ground, in its colours similar to the Scottish Saltire(1) but with the vertical cross rather than the diagonal Scottish one. You will rarely, if ever, see the Union flag of Britain that combines the flags of Scotland England and Wales flying in either Shetland or Orkney. You will see the Scottish Saltire printed on the plastic bags of the Lerwick Tesco supermarket but not elsewhere.
Throughout the islands you stumble over little museums dedicated to some aspect of Shetland life. In Lerwick the large Shetland Museum, ceremonially opened in 2007, is comprehensive and gives a broad picture of the culture and history of Shetland. The culture is strong in seafaring activities. A boat known as a ‘sixareen’ was formerly used for fishing in the Atlantic Ocean. The heart quails to think of such a small boat
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rowed by six men competing with the Atlantic waves and history tells of many fishermen’s lives lost for Shetland at one time had a fishing industry that sold fish to the cities of the Hanseatic League.
While Orkney has a larger collection of prehistoric settlements and structures, Shetland is not without such attractions and there are brochs(2) to be seen, most notably the restored Clickimin Broch in Lerwick, where you can crawl in and marvel at the drystone-building skills of the ancients.
The smaller town of Scalloway, a mere 15-minute drive from Lerwick, on the west coast of Mainland, has a dramatic 17th century castle, the key to which is available on request, and you can wander through it. Scalloway is also where the World War II 'Shetland Bus'(3) was based and there is a museum dedicated to it in the town. Shetland Islanders are proud of this wartime activity these many years later.
The furthest north the visitor can drive on Mainland is to Isbister, just a couple of houses and a few incredibly white sheep huddled away from the wind. The ‘bister’ part of the name is commonly found and signifies a settlement. The furthest south is Sumburgh. On the way there you can visit St Ninian’s Isle, a small grassy island, named for an early Christian saint. It is connected to the mainland at low tide by a narrow strip of sand known as a tombolo. It is possible to walk to the island at low tide, but the visitor should pay heed to the posted warnings about returning before being trapped by the rising tide. St Ninian’s Isle is said to have the largest such geographical feature in Britain. Closer to Sumburgh on the same road is the Scatness Broch, another example of this Iron Age dwelling.
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On our own visit, we heard many English accents. On asking why they were there, many said they had ‘emigrated’ from the overcrowded, industrial parts of England, particularly the Midlands and south-east England and had done so to get away from the busyness and pressures of life in those regions. None expressed regret over their move. Although Shetland maintains a robust spirit of independence there is frequent traffic by ferry and passenger plane between Shetland and mainland Scotland.
If you wish for a travel experience different from the normal tourist runs and a chance to see a part of our own country that still has an isolated and unique culture, and which many of us know too little about, you could consider Shetland, a part of Scotland but with a different flavour and back story, which gets fewer tourists than it deserves and which remains largely unspoiled. You will be able to feast your eyes on a rugged beauty of land- and sea-scape, observe the many colonies of seabirds and seals, browse ancient ruins from Scotland’s prehistory and communicate with a populace that is courteous and approachable but still retains some of the independence of spirit that stems from its history of Norwegian nationality, which is still cherished. It is an experience to savour and remember.
Footnotes
(1) The Saltire is the Scottish white diagonal cross on a blue background. It is incorporated in the union flag
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of Great Britain. The Saltire is also often called the St Andrew’s Cross. The Saltire is the official flag flown on Scottish government buildings. The St Andrew’s Cross spider lives in Eastern Australia and is commonly seen hanging in its vertical web, splayed out in a diagonal cross configuration.
(2) A broch is an Iron Age, round, drystone construction, somewhat beehive-shaped, found all around Scotland, including the Western Isles as well as in the Northern Isles.
(3) The Shetland Bus was a clandestine small boat ferry service that operated in WW2 between the little port of Scalloway on western Mainland and the Norwegian coast. Originally crewed by Shetland fishermen but later taken over by the Royal Navy,
it carried spies, saboteurs, arms, supplies and documents in both directions until Norway was liberated in 1945.
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An Accident? – 2
Hugh McGrory |
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It was a Saturday evening in April 2018, and I was in Dundee – actually I was in the suburb of Broughty Ferry, driving back westward in my rental car along Queen Street (aka Ferry Road, to Dundonians). I had just spent a pleasant evening at the home of my friend, Dunc, eating dinner and watching Manchester United beat Tottenham 2-1 in the semi-final of the FA Cup.
It was just before sundown, and the blinding sun was aligned perfectly with the
stretch of road I was on
making it very difficult to see ahead. I had the sunshield down and had to sit up straight so that I could keep my eyes above the bottom of the visor.
I was the first car in a platoon and had to stop at traffic lights at the junction with Fort St, just by the Post Office Bar. When the lights turned green, I pulled away – the road began to climb – this caused the sun to slip below the visor and hit me like a searchlight. I was blinded for a moment – then suddenly in shadow.
The relief I felt was instantly wiped out when I realised that
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the cause of the shadow was a single-decker bus parked by the side of the road. I slammed on the brake and wrenched the wheel to the right – too late, as the front passenger side of the car hit the right rear corner of the bus - see red 'X' in photo. (The bus was owned by a company called Stagecoach which provides local bus service under contract to Dundee City.)
The good news was that no one was hurt. The young driver of the bus appeared, I asked him if he’d call the
police and he said he’d already informed his dispatcher. As you can imagine from the photo, the car was not driveable, but as we waited I managed to reverse it out of the traffic and tuck it in behind the bus. There wasn’t much damage to the bus, and the driver said that he hadn’t realised what had happened until the passengers told him – said he did hear a noise but thought it came from his engine.
Two police cars showed up and one, with two constables who looked awfully young, stayed. I explained that I was blinded by the sun and they said that it was a well-known problem at this location. The cops were very pleasant, and apologised for the fact that they were required to breathalyse me.
It happens that at dinner that night, Dunc had offered me a beer or a glass of wine with the meal which would normally have been a very acceptable choice for me – but
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that night I said I’d prefer a glass of Irn-Bru (a favourite Scottish drink from my chidlhood), if he had any, which he did – thank goodness – so I was able to say to the constable, “That’s fine, I haven’t had any alcohol and it’ll be a new experience for me.”
So he gets out the machine, fits a new mouthpiece and says “Blow hard until I say stop”. I do. He says “Just a minute”, fiddles with the machine, then says “Try it again.” I do. He says “Just a minute”, fiddles with the machine, then says to his partner, “This thing isn’t working.” They both fiddle with the machine then say, “Try it again.” I do… They say, “Forget about it – it’s obvious you haven’t been drinking.”
Then I reached for my phone to report to the hire company and found that I’d forgotten to bring the damn thing with me… One of the cops said “We’ll call them for you”, and they did – a tow truck was on its way.
My cousin Frank lived just a couple of minutes away, so I asked if they would call his number for me and he headed down to help.
When the tow truck arrived the driver, Alex, hooks up the car and says, “Where do you want me to take it?” I say, “I’ve no idea, you tell me…” It turns out that he works for a towing company contracted to the hire car company and just gets told where to pick up and where to deliver. So he calls base and they say “The car and driver have to come to Glasgow Airport tomorrow”, and that we should put the car somewhere overnight. So we found a place on a side street for the car, the tow truck driver said he’d come back in the morning, pick me up, then the car, and we’ll head to Glasgow. Frank drove me home, and the next day I travelled to the Airport in the tow truck.
The car hire company said the quick estimate of the cost of repair was £2,300. They charged £1,000 to my VISA card, this amount would be adjusted after repairs were complete and I would be responsible for the full final amount. They then gave me gave me another car and I headed back to Dundee.
At this point a little primer on rental car insurance:
My car insurance does not cover rental cars in the UK. When you hire a car there, Third Party Liability is included by law, and the charge is added to the hire cost. (Third-party liability insurance protects you when you're at fault in a motor vehicle accident. It covers the victim's property and any medical costs due to injury.)
The car hire company will offer you a Collision Damage Waiver. This is not insurance but it will cover damage from an accident, vandalism and/or theft of the car that you are renting. They may be quite aggressive in trying to get you to buy this. It will cost you a daily charge on top of the cost of renting the car and may be around double the rental cost. A big money earner for the rental companies…
I was able to refuse this since I had coverage from the VISA credit card issued by my bank (and that I used for the transaction). This was the first time I had to access this cover, and I was somewhat anxious as to how it would work…
To cut a long story short, whilst it took several months and quite a few email and phone exchanges, at the end of the day I was completely reimbursed.
All-in-all it was an interesting experience, and while I can hardly say “No damage done,” it could certainly have been much worse.
One bright moment in the whole affair came a couple of days afterwards… My friend Jim Howie (in the same year as me at Morgan Academy and author of several stories in this collection) called me up. He said,
“Have you seen today’s Courier (the local paper)?”
“No”, I said, “why?”
“You’re famous, even got a headline…"
“You’re kidding – what did it say?”
He said, “I’ll read it to you.”
“STAGECOACH HOLDUP ON FERRY ROAD – POLICE QUESTION PENSIONER”
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Yugoslavia 6
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Following my Morgan/British Council sponsored visit and my next visit 25 years later, Sheila and I spent many happy holidays with Deso and his family, and we discussed the possibility of buying a piece of land near Deso’s own holiday house. This proved impossible as foreigners were banned from – Fitzroy Maclean excepted.
We had often had lunch in a secluded inn about twenty minutes from Ljubljana. So often that we got to
know the innkeeper very well. Once, we arrived at the inn only to find it closed – for the first time ever. Just as we were leaving, the innkeeper saw us and invited us in. We asked him why he was closed, and he explained that the inn was booked for a private function later that day.
After our rather later than intended lunch and just as we were about to leave, the guests for the evening started to arrive. To our great surprise, they were all male and smartly dressed in business suits. On our way out, the innkeeper introduced us to one of the guests and explained why we were there, including how we came to know each other – Morgan Academy and all.
The guest listened with interest to our history of connections
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with Slovenia and what we loved about the country. Then he asked a strange question – what was there about the country that we did not like? I explained that while he, for example, could buy a house in Scotland or England, we could not do the same in Slovenia. He said, don’t worry, you soon will be able to do this!
The next day I told Deso about this and he asked me what this man looked like. He turned out to be the leader of the Slovene non-communist secret opposition party and about a year later became the first president of Slovenia.
Hugh asked me to write a little about the difference between communist and non-communist and the anecdotes above shed a little light on this. Basically, the difference is freedom. The freedom to do within reason what you want rather than what the state decides you may do. The freedom to own property or to own things. The freedom to decide what to do with your life.
Nothing is perfect. Some of the charm of the country has been lost. But the great majority of the population live better lives now than was ever possible under the communists. Many people have regained some of their assets lost not only to the partisans but to the communist regime. On the whole, the current leadership is for the best.
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My previous story dealt with correcting vehicle skids, and an email in response, from an old friend, reminded me of a related issue…
Many of you will have been driving for many, many years – some more than 60...? In that time, I’m sure that, amongst us, there have been a few major accidents, quite a lot of fender-benders, and more than a few near misses? I’ve been fortunate to have escaped the first category but have had quite a few of the other two over the years.
Some thirty years ago on my way home, I stopped at a little plaza to pick up some milk. The actual location, for those who know Toronto, was Lawrence Avenue at Curlew Drive. There are traffic lights at the
intersection and the X on the maps shows where the incident occurred just at the entrance/exit of the plaza.
I had been parked in front of a little convenience store (now the office of a physiotherapist) and had reversed
out of the parking spot and headed for the exit. I looked to my left, didn’t see any traffic, then gave my
attention to my right. I was concerned since it was close to the traffic lights, and I was afraid someone might come through the lights quickly. Seeing nothing coming, some part of my stupid brain said “no need to stop at the exit, then” so I kept going. As my gaze came back to straight ahead, I saw a car right in front of me and proceeded to plow into the right passenger-side door (a classic 'T-bone' collision).
The driver of the other car (a young woman in her twenties) told me that, at that moment, she saw me and was thinking "Oh I hope he’s going to stop” while I was saying
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to myself “Where the hell did that car come from?”
Once the initial shock wore off, we realised that the fates had been kind to us – neither of us was going that fast (I, because I was just beginning to accelerate, and she because she was slowing for the traffic lights), no one was injured, and no other vehicles were close enough to be involved.
Ontario had recently created a system of Collision Reporting Centres for ‘fender-benders’ (a self-reporting
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system designed to make better use of police officers by concentrating on major accidents) and since both cars were driveable, we set off to report the accident. The process turned out to be reasonably simple. The woman’s husband turned up (and I did tell him that his wife was in no way to blame).
I still couldn’t figure out how I managed to miss seeing her car, so I retraced my steps to the scene drove into the parking lot and it was obvious… There was a row of
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newspaper boxes – three selling national papers via money-in-the-slot (the Globe and Mail, the
Toronto Star, and the Toronto Sun) and a couple with free offerings. There was also a telephone cable system box, and, I think, a post box, all lined up in a row forming a little wall just before the exit from the lot.
Her car was obscured from my view when I checked left – not that this is any kind of excuse for my hubris – I should, of course, have stopped before pulling out onto the street.
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I remember, as a bairn, my mother telling me to “look right, then left, then right again”…
Always listen to your mother!
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An Escapade Goes Bad...
Gordon Findlay |
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My career as a Military Policeman came to an end in a rather ignominious fashion. Here’s what happened.
After a couple of months at the Musselburgh detachment a few of us were getting a little antsy, bored, and in need of some diversion. That’s when we came up with The Idea. It was the brainchild of Bob Finlay (again I hasten to add – no relation).
One evening he said: “Look, we’re stuck out here, miles from anywhere, no good pubs, no decent dance halls – nothing. But,” and here he paused dramatically, “I’m good pals with the RASC sergeant who looks after all the vehicles in the yard. When I asked him, he agreed not to lock the gate to the yard some evening when we want to go into Edinburgh for a night out.
“The keys to all the trucks are in the maintenance office. All we have to do is pick out a 15-cwt,get into the
city, have some fun, then bring the truck back before reveille, lock the gate – and we’re home free!”
Four of us didn’t need much convincing. We looked at our duty schedule and found a date when we would all be off the duty roster. That would be our boys’ night out...
It worked like clockwork. On the evening in question four of us dressed in our civvies, slipped out of barracks and quietly opened up
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the gate to the RASC motor pool yard. We picked out a nice clean 15 cwt truck that had come in for maintenance, checked that it had been serviced, found its key in the maintenance office and ten minutes later we were bowling down the road to Edinburgh and a night on the town. We went to one of the good, lively pubs off Princes Street, then found our way to the Heather Club dance hall just off Lothian Road.
As you probably know, I was no better a dancer then than I am now, but after two or three McEwen’s strong ales, well – everything looks bright and inviting and you even imagine that you can dance pretty well.
I recall it was around midnight by the time we made our way to a fish-and-chipper and had a late supper (for me, a batter-covered black pudding and a massive helping of chips – that is, french fries). Then it was back to our truck and a nice easy drive back to Musselburgh MP barracks, with the prospect of a good snooze, knowing that we had quietly beaten the system and won ourselves a good night out.
Only – we hadn’t.
Of all the nights for the four of us to pick for our slightly illegal night out, which night did we pick? Of course – the night of the National Census throughout Great Britain, when at midnight of that day everyone in the country had to have been counted and checked off. On that day, all over Britain, checkers went door to door verifying residents, checking on family members, on the number of parents, children, and other dependents; on the size of the homes and apartments, on the cars they owned, on the money they earned, which school they attended, and so on, and on.
And of course, when the Census-takers came to the Musselburgh barracks of Military Police detachment 33-ES (East Scotland) they found that four MPs who were off duty were not on the premises, and had not signed out (as they were required to do by Army regulations). Moreover, it was also quickly discovered that a 15-cwt trick was missing from the RASC motor pool.
It was not long before our neat little plan came apart like wet newspaper. We were “absent without leave and unaccounted for” and on a more serious note: so was a valuable piece of Army property.
Which is why all four of us were all roused from our beds before reveille the next morning and told that we were all being charged with being “absent from barracks” and “theft of military property.”
It was all over pretty quickly. We were marched in together around 9.00 a.m. into the C.O.s office where the charges were read out to us and we were asked if we had anything to say. Well – what was there to say? We hadn’t signed out from barracks as required; we had illegally taken an item of Army property, namely a 15-cwt truck; we had illegally used Army petrol in driving the truck; and we had neglected to sign in when we returned from Edinburgh. We were up S - - t Creek with no paddle in sight.
None of us said a word. We were dismissed and within the hour we learned our fate. All four of us were to be released from the Military Police (law-breakers are not allowed) and we were to be re-assigned to another branch of Britain’s military machine. I can remember the four of us were pretty subdued as we read the notice posted on the bulletin board.
The next day when we were again marched in front of our C.O. we were mum when we were told that we were off to join an infantry regiment – the 1st Battalion The Highland Light Infantry, currently stationed at Fort George in Inverness, Scotland.
As a parting piece of advice, our C.O. said: “I would recommend that when you get to the H.L.I. you keep it to yourselves that you are all former military policemen. As you probably know by now, MPs aren’t too popular with the rest of the Army.” It was good advice. We took it.
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The MacDonald-Cartier Expressway in Ontario, Canada, runs for almost 560 miles, all the way across
Ontario from, in the west, the Detroit/Windsor border crossing, northeast to the Ontario-Quebec border. It is better known as Highway 401 or simply the '401'. (Some of you may recognise this from the Discovery TV channel programme 'Highway to Hell / Heavy Rescue: 401').
It acts as a by-pass for traffic that wants to avoid downtown Toronto, but also carries lots of urban and suburban trips by
Torontonians. Where it passes the Pearson International Airport it is 18 lanes wide – traffic
counts on this stretch have shown almost 500,000 vehicles a day which makes it the most heavily travelled road in North America ahead of the Santa Monica Freeway in Los Angeles, and the I-75 in Atlanta.
In the ‘80s my wife, Sheila, and I decided to go back to school – Skid School that is; not sure now what inspired it – perhaps just the idea of something different to do one weekend, with a useful new skill on completion.
It was a four-hour course and took place at what looked like a large former parking lot southwest of Toronto, halfway between Mississauga and Hamilton. It was on Bronte Road north of Lakeshore Road West (I just checked and it's no longer in operation).
We were two of six students – they wisely split up husbands and wives, so I found myself in a car with an instructor and two strangers. The surface had been wetted with water and some kind of additive to get an appropriate slippery condition. The instructor did some demonstrations of what he was going to teach us, then we each had a turn at the wheel with the spare two in the back seat.
The car was fitted with a handbrake on the instructor’s (passenger) side so that he could lock the wheels and cause a skid that we then had to deal with. I was OK when driving, but as soon as I got in the back the sliding, spinning, jerking, and sudden stops brought on my innate tendency to car sickness, so I had to be let out and stand on the sidelines to recover when it wasn’t my turn to practise (embarrassing, but it hadn’t occurred to me…)
Apart from this, the course was quite good, and we left knowing a lot more about what to do if our car suddenly made a break for freedom – of course, the proof of the pudding...
A few years later, I was driving on the 401 between the 404 and Markham Road. The 401 along this stretch was twelve lanes wide in four three-lane roadways, two east, two west. I was in the core eastbound roadway (generally used if you were going further – the outer (collector) roadways were used for shorter trips and had the interchanges with the major cross-streets).
It was winter, cold, but bright and sunny. There had been a snowfall the previous evening, but if there's one
thing Canadians know it's how to manage snow, and the snowploughs had been out during the night. The road surface had some remnants of snow, but it seemed fine to drive on and I was cruising along at about 110 km/hour (about 70 mph) in the slowest lane, not a care in the world...
Suddenly the front of my car decided, in a split second, to turn left – I still have no idea why – perhaps I tweaked the accelerator or moved the steering wheel too sharply, or...?
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In any event, I was suddenly heading across the next lane to mine and my car seemed determined to perform a doughnut!
Would you believe it, in that split second my brain remembered the instruction from skid school (this was before ABS (Anti-Lock Braking Systems) became standard...) summarised as: “feet off the accelerator and the brake; look in the direction you want the car to go; and turn the steering wheel like a maniac in that direction.”
It worked – the nose of the car jerked back to the right – an over-correction which needed a swift turn of the steering wheel to the left followed by a few more, minor corrections to straighten us up in the original lane.
By a stroke of good fortune, there were no cars or eighteen-wheelers close enough, either to the side or behind, to be involved. I was able to drive on as before, though slower, as my heart rate slowly returned to normal. I hate to think what might have happened if the road had been busier – unusual for the 401. How lucky was that? If there had been cars and trucks closer to me, it might have needed the ‘Heavy Rescue’ units to clear up the mess!
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A Scottish take on Aussie English
Part 1 of 3
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English is not one language. It is many, all essentially the same but all different in a number of ways. The rules of grammar and syntax are the same wherever English is spoken but their observance is often cavalierly disregarded or modified by local usage. As for spelling, the USA has adopted a simplified version for many words that may confound standard English pedants. Very different regional accents have developed around the globe from contact with the way native people whose prime language is not English pronounce English and from the variety of accents that the first English speakers brought with them from home to their new environment.
English spread, during Britain’s era as a colonising sea-power, from its source, the melding of Roman Latin, Anglo-Saxon, Norse and Norman French languages, largely through the presence of English speakers, often the members of British military forces imposing imperial sovereignty on the local populace, but sometimes by peaceful colonisation. In such cases the language of the in-comers usually became the official language of government and bureaucracy. Local languages became restricted to the native people and dwindled in importance and use as the local upper classes adopted the language, mores and dress of their conquerors, with whom they wished to be identified. In my adoptive Australia, the original Australians spoke over two hundred different tribal languages, most of which are now, sadly, dead. Some have survived and are being robustly revived.
From an early age I was a voracious reader. I kept DC Thomson(1) in profit by buying the Beano and the Dandy weekly comics, then the Wizard, the Adventure, the Rover and the Hotspur with their tales of Matt Braddock, the bomber pilot, Wilson, the mysterious athlete clad in a black, one-piece bodysuit, Alf Tupper, the working-class runner, the Tough of the Track (who trained on a fish and chip diet), Blockbuster Brown, a mild-mannered schoolteacher who moonlighted as a wrestler and Gorgeous Gus, a rich man whose right foot could propel a football with amazing ferocity. The Eagle was a more elevated and educational comic, founded in 1950, just as I hit my teens and I enjoyed not just Dan Dare and his arch-enemy, ‘the Wee Green Mekon’ but also the scientific articles and the exploded diagrams of great engineering projects.
The Dundee Courier, the Evening Telegraph, the Weekly News (especially the sports pages with Dinny Drappit the goalie and Aulden Dunne the centre-forward) and the Sunday Post were all grist to my insatiable mill, and were read from cover to cover, even Francis Gay’s Friendship column. As I have said in another article, I was the holder of an account at Frank Russell’s bookshop, then located in Barrack Street in central Dundee, and made good use of it over a number of years. I found at school that I had a facility for and an enjoyment of languages that extended even to the minutiae of English grammar and parsing. The joys of written and spoken language and a love of reading and writing are traits that endure in me to this day.
I have had the luck to live in a number of different English-speaking countries. With a lifelong interest in spoken and written language, I relish the regional uniqueness in the spoken tongue and enjoy (and often adopt) colourful local expressions. I have delighted in the differences from my native Dundee or from standard BBC English that are found in England, Northern Ireland, the Irish Republic and Wales. When our daughter was born in Northern Ireland, I was asked by a workmate if the child was ‘plain or stone-finished’. Took me a wee while to work that one out.
In 1966, my young wife, our new-born daughter and I emigrated to Australia. We arrived one day before Australia Day(2) in 1967 and have lived in four different states of this vast land since then, most of the years in Melbourne. We were prepared for warmer weather, a different diet, a new job, different housing styles and numerous challenges to be dealt with, although we naively believed the culture would be similar to that we had left. But I was not prepared for the many differences in our common language that I encountered with delight, amusement and sometimes bafflement.
Australian English, as spoken by ordinary people, spoken quickly, as foreigners complain it often is, can be hard for the untutored ear to understand. When colloquialisms are added to the mix it can be incomprehensible to the stranger. How Europeans, many of whom speak excellent standard English, understand us, I wonder. They are, in contrast, usually well enough understood by locals. There is not much by way of distinctly different local dialects and accents in Australia, even comparing cities as far apart as Sydney on the east coast and Perth, WA, on the west. Even a lifelong Australian resident with a good ear would find it hard to place an accent geographically although there are some differences in word usage from one part of the country to another that are giveaways.
To be continued
Footnotes
(1) D C Thomson is the largest independent publisher in Britain, founded in 1886 but not so named till 1905. It has always been based in Dundee, Scotland. It represents the ‘Journalism’ in the ‘Jute, Jam and Journalism’ label formerly applied to the city.
(2) Australia Day, 26th January, commemorates the arrival of the First Fleet(3) which sailed from Portsmouth on England’s south coast and landed on that day in 1788 at what the explorer James Cook had named Botany Bay, to colonise what the British government assumed to be an uninhabited land. In the 21st century the Australian Native people, who have inhabited this land continuously for 40,000 years, are now demanding that the date of this day of celebration of white Anglo-Celtic colonisation be changed, as that day is known to them as ‘Sorry Day’.
(3) The First Fleet consisted of eleven ships, of which six were convict transports, commanded by the naval officer Arthur Phillip, bent on establishing a penal colony at the place in Terra Australis where the then Lieutenant Cook had landed on his previous exploratory voyage in 1770. The first colony, Sydney Cove, which became the city of Sydney in the state of New South Wales, was composed of those convicts (both male and female) plus a contingent of soldiers and their officers. A stream of later voyages brought more convicts and members of noble families sent by their families to be out of the way as black sheep. The last shipment of convicts was to Western Australia in 1868. By then there was a good flow of free settlers to a young country.
Melbourne was founded in 1836 as a commercial venture, from the southern island of Tasmania, which was originally Van Diemen’s Land after a Dutch governor of the East Indies. It was so named by the first European sailor to discover the island, the Dutch Abel Tasman. Subsequently it was the British who renamed it Tasmania. It had been colonised directly from Sydney. The expedition to the southern mainland was led by John Batman, a grazier and explorer, and founded a colony of free settlers. Batman landed at what is now named Blairgowrie, which was most probably named after a town near our own home city of Dundee in Scotland.
Named for Queen Victoria’s first prime minister, Melbourne’s mushroom growth in the later 19th century was due to the discovery of gold in the inland of what became the state of Victoria. As well as miners from many lands, including a good number of Chinese settlers who established their own mines but sensibly became growers of vegetables, shopkeepers and traders. Several large Victorian gold mining boom towns of the 19th century continue to have significant populations of ethnic Chinese origin, which are well integrated but maintain their ancestral culture and whose temples, dragon festivals and museums are a major part of community life in these cities.
South Australia’s capital city, Adelaide, was also a free colony. Inland Perth in the far west, originally founded from the city’s port town of Fremantle, had a convict source.
Today, claiming convict ancestry from the First Fleet is highly prized.
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Tell Me When I'm Having Fun
Hugh McGrory |
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Many years ago, my wife Sheila worked for the Ontario Government in the Ministry of Economic Development and Trade. One of her main tasks was to encourage and assist businesses to locate in the Province.
She came home one evening and announced that we had been invited to an evening function at the home of a prospect. Being my usual supportive self, I probably whined something like “Do I have to go?” Once I understood that I did, she gave me the invite which said “black tie” or some similar phrase.
I said “OK, I can rent a tux,” to which she replied “No, I think a business suit will be fine.” I was doubtful, “but maybe the phrase means something different in Canada than it does in the UK.”
“Well, one of my colleagues, Maureen, and her fiancée, Robert have also been invited I’ll get her to check with him.” The word duly came back that Robert, a Canadian, would be wearing a business suit to the ’do’ – so no problemo.
So, the day arrived, I dressed in my dark blue suit with a modest matching tie, and we drove over to the client’s small-mansion-type home.
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I had my first “Oh, oh…” moment when I saw that there were young car-jockey’s in white shirts and bow ties parking guests’ cars. The second came moments later when I realised that the music we heard was coming from a mariachi group on the front steps.We walked into the house and I got my final “Oh, oh…” when I saw that all of the men in sight looked like a colony of penguins.
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I thought, “Oh, damn, I guess Robert and I will be the only two schmucks not appropriately dressed.”
I asked Sheila if her friend had arrived yet and she said “No”, then “Oh yes, they just came in…”
I looked up to see Maureen, whom I'd met before, walking towards us followed by Robert, a tall good-looking fella looking very sharp in his TUX AND BLACK BOWTIE...
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$%^#$%^&*!!!
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Yugoslavia 5
Michael Marks |
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The remainder of my month with the Yavornik family passed too quickly and we parted company at the railway station, promising to keep in touch. My journey home was uneventful.
We did keep in touch, but inevitably less and less frequently. As the years passed I married, and we soon had two daughters to look after. There was always a good reason to postpone a return to Ljubljana and Deso also had travel restrictions caused by the communist regime. By 1971, I was living in Manila so there was yet another potential barrier to a return trip. How to get from Manila to Ljubljana and on to the UK?
When 1979 arrived my wife and I decided to bite the bullet and celebrate a very long postponed anniversary - a quarter of a century from my introduction to the Yavorniks. We realized that if we didn’t go that year we might never do so.
We took our annual home leave in December to be with our daughters for Christmas together with our families in Invergowrie and Blairgowrie and agreed to go to Ljubljana en route. We could fly to Trieste, hire a car, drive to Ljubljana, meet the Yavorniks for a couple of days, drive back to Trieste and on to the UK - simple! And that is where Fate took a hand.
For reasons not relevant to this story, our flight from Manila involved changing flights in Athens. At this point we were told that there was thick fog in northern Italy and Trieste airport was closed. We rearranged our flight and managed to get a flight to Rome. At least travelling in the right direction!
We had hoped that we might find an alternative flight to somewhere else in north Italy and get to Ljubljana that way. No joy. The airline paid for a rather rundown hotel for the night near Rome airport. Next morning we got to the airport early and tried our luck. Bliss! The fog in north Italy had lifted and there were two seats on the next flight to Trieste. We landed in Trieste and went to get our hire car. There wasn’t one.
We explained our problem and they not only found a car for us but upgraded us to a BMW. Now we had sunshine and a car and had only lost a day. We arrived that same morning in Ljubljana.
Now all we had to do was find Deso’s new apartment.
We stopped and asked for directions and soon arrived at the correct address. Or rather where it ought to have been. All we could see was a row of shops. There was a door in the middle of the row, so we tried it and got in. Now at last our luck had changed. Not so.
On the first floor we found the correct apartment, with an envelope pinned to the door and our name on the envelope. Inside the envelope was a note saying that Deso was sure we would turn up (even a day or so late) but he had to leave and would phone us that afternoon at a nearby hotel where he had booked us a room.
We easily found the hotel and yes, there was a reservation for us. Better news still, the hotel was a new Intercontinental! More on this in the next installment.
Deso duly phoned and explained that this was a bank holiday. The family were spending it in their country house (see also my next column). We agreed that I would drive down to the nearest village where Deso would meet us and take us to their house. We would meet at the village of Visna Gora. No problems. We did a little shopping, had a dinner and a drink or two and so to bed.
All was at last going well - or was it? Next morning we woke to see thick fog!
We set off driving very cautiously and managed to find the village and a few minutes later Deso arrived. The reunion with the family was a great success. The whole family were there and Sheila (my wife) got a great reception.
I know she was relaxed because that evening we had a swim in the hotel’s indoor heated pool. Sheila can swim but is nervous, and never swims unless her feet can touch the bottom. That evening she swam several lengths!
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In my last story, Dr. Sophie had asked me about taking part in a research project as a subject – so what was that all about…?
Well, as you know, our blood circulates around our body through arteries – which take oxygenated blood outwards from the heart, and veins – which bring the blood back again. The transfer of the blood between these is accomplished by capillaries, vessels which are so tiny that blood cells have to pass in single file.
Glomus bodies, like capillaries but independent of them, also provide a connection between arteries and veins – the purpose is to shunt blood away from the skin surface when exposed to cold temperature, thus preventing heat loss, or allowing maximum blood flow to the skin in warm weather to allow heat to dissipate.
There is a rare condition affecting these glomus bodies called glomangioma, where multiple benign (non-cancerous) growths of blood vessels occur. These are apparently caused by a mutation in a gene known as FAP68 (don’t ask me…). I was born with this mutation (which causes small visible, blue-coloured tumours under the skin) hence the request that I might become part of the study.
As you can see from the photos below, these tumours come in a variety of shapes, sizes, and various shades of red, blue, and purple. They also appear individually or in various clusters. Fortunately, despite having had these tumours since birth, they haven’t really bothered me apart from the odd collision with a ball, a stick, or a racquet, when they can be painful.
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So, to cut a long story short, a few weeks later I found myself in an examining room in the Dermatology Division at Women’s College Hospital in Toronto with the young(ish) Study Director and a colleague, both female. They wanted to examine my skin from top to toe, to document and count the tumours, photograph them, and biopsy one for study under a microscope.
They asked if I’d like privacy while I stripped and I said that since I had to be nude anyway it didn’t really matter so “I’ll just strip, you two can get your clothes off, and we can get started.” They stared at me for a moment amid dead silence in the room until I said “I figured it was worth a shot…"
So, they went over every inch of me, using a magnifying glass on occasion – final count of tumours was well over 100. They had asked if they could biopsy one, and in fact, talked me into a second one.
They said that they would be presenting their findings at an upcoming dermatology conference in Toronto and asked if I would attend to show off some of my tumours. I agreed, but when they sent me the details, I realised that I would be in Scotland on that date. So I lost my one and only chance to show off my magnificent body in front of hundreds of people…
As I said, this condition is rare. In organising the study, they contacted dermatology colleagues across Canada to see if they had patients with this condition and turned up the grand total of four (including me). At around this time my brother and I had been delving into our family history and in talking with the study director it occurred to me that there was a small chance that the four families may be related. I asked her if we could explore this, and she said the Ethics Board at the University of Toronto wouldn’t allow the release of the information.
I said “How about I give you written permission to release my details to the other three so they can choose
whether to contact me or not." She said it was worth a try and eventually got the OK from the Ethics Board.
In the end, two of the three corresponded with me. It would have been great to be able to tell you that we were able to identify a common ancestor – that didn’t happen.
However, it turned out that we three all had Irish ancestry, me in County Donegal, and they in Leitrim, Fermanagh, and Tyrone all of which have common borders with Donegal. So it suggests that we had a common ancestor in this part of the world back in the
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mists of time, who had this mutation, and passed it down to each of us...
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A Little Live Action
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Two or three weeks after we arrived in Edinburgh, I got my first taste of policing. Two of us had just finished our 6.00 to 10.00 p.m. shift and were walking back to the parking area behind Waverley Street Station where we expected to find our 15-cwt truck waiting to take us back to Musselburgh.
Instead, one of the sergeants from our detachment came running out of the station area and yelled at us to “get over here!” We followed him at a trot into the railway station itself – and came on a scene of battle. Half-a-dozen Army types were mixing it up with Air Force personnel, in a welter of bodies, arms and screaming curses. One Air Force fellow was lying full length on the platform, bloodied around the head and groaning softly. “Get ‘em apart!” roared our sergeant. Easier said than done.
Ever tried to get between two grown men, drunk but viciously angry and doing their best to flatten the other? The trick is to wait until a punch is thrown and try to grab the puncher’s other arm and twist it in the opposite direction so he’s thrown off balance. We tried that, but it really takes two of you to subdue one man – and by that time his opponent is trying to take advantage of your intervention and is whirling in to thump him while you hold his arms.
For a couple of minutes we looked like we were part of the fight, wrestling Army types or Air Force blokes apart only to have them break away and try to get at each other again. Funny thing was, for all the painstaking effort we had exerted in putting together our shot-filled “saps”, we realized later that we never had a chance to get them out before we were suddenly smack in the middle of that dustup. We had to separate the fighters with the strength of our arms.
At this point – hallelujah! – in came the reinforcements. Someone in the station master’s office had called Edinburgh Police and a minute later a squad of bobbies – very large and solid men in dark blue equipped with night sticks –came pouring on to the platform. In no time at all they whacked and bashed the combatants down to their knees and the fight was over.
Our job then was to get the personal information from the fighters, both Army and Air Force, but since they had been “disturbing the peace and endangering citizens” the Edinburgh Police took over and hauled the lot of them to holding cells at the local prison
It seems that one or two of the Army types had made a nasty comment about the Air Force men as they exited the train – more insults were exchanged, then a punch was thrown, and the battle was on.
For our part, we handed over the names, service numbers and regiments of all the battlers, handed them over to the police, and we were then free to climb into our 15-cwt truck to head back to barracks in Musselburgh – breathing a bit harder, a couple of bruises here and there, but all of us still in one piece.
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Some twenty or so years ago I had an annoying rash on my forehead that my GP couldn’t shift, so he sent me across the corridor to Dr. Sophie, a dermatologist. She identified the rash and cleared it up for me quite quickly. This was the first of a series of visits for minor skin ailments over the next ten years or so.
Dr. Sophie was Polish born, about 4’10” in height, strong-minded, very knowledgeable and respected in her
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field. She retired at 88 – sadly she died a few years ago at the age of 96.
We had a friend in common, and so spent a little time chatting during my visits. One time I told her that I didn’t like coming to see her. She asked why not, and I said, “Because every time I come you find a new way to torture me – you’ve stuck needles in me, sliced me with a scalpel, stitched me, frozen me – the only one you’ve missed is burning me!”
She laughed, and, I believe, decided then and there to go for the full house… You see, while I was there for some reason I can’t remember, I had mentioned that I had quite a lot of annoying skin tags and wondered if she could remove them. She said that she could do them then and there – then she asked:
“Do you haf a high tolerance for pain…?
My mind immediately said to me "Did I hear that right...?" and I’m sure I must have looked like a deer caught in headlights…
I can’t remember what I said exactly – probably hedged my bets... I mean if you say No, you look like a wimp, but if you say Yes, you might very well not enjoy what ensues. Whatever I said she took it as a Yes and said, “there are a number of ways to do this: cryotherapy to freeze them, cut them off with scissors or scalpel, or my preference, electrodessication – using an electric needle to burn them off.”
“With a local anesthetic,” I asked, hopefully?
“No,” she said, “that’s why I asked the question, dummy!” (OK, she didn’t say dummy – she just thought it...)
So, she got out her latest torture device and a pair of tweezers and in two shakes had taken off about a dozen tags.
The pain couldn’t have been that bad since I don’t really remember it, but I thought it amusing that, when it was over, there was a smell in the room like barbecued steak…
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Then she said “Before you go, I have a colleague doing a study of a rare congenital defect and I wondered if you might volunteer as a participant…”
But that’s a story for another day…
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From time to time when I am flicking across the hundred or so TV channels available to me, I stumble upon
a badminton match and while watching the amazing athleticism of the present-day players I reflect on our own badminton journey. This started in 1960 shortly after we married and moved to Caithness. Among the new friends that we made were a couple of keen badminton players who invited us to come along to a badminton session at the local social club. We were both tennis players with only the barest experience of badminton, but nothing ventured... etc.
We went along and quickly discovered two things. First, that the only thing that badminton and tennis had in common was that the racquets both had strings and second, that because of the local climate, badminton was a
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serious year-round sport in Caithness. Thanks to the patience of our new friends we enjoyed a couple of games and accepted their invitation to return the next week. Over the next few months we bought our own racquets and became regular members of the club. Muriel showed great aptitude for the game and within a couple of months she was representing the club at friendly matches. My own journey was less spectacular, and I became a regular travelling supporter at those friendly matches.
During the course of that winter we learned that there was a very active and competitive badminton league in Caithness with almost every village and township with a suitable hall having its own badminton team. Over the next five years we spent a great deal of time improving our standard of play and travelling around the county sampling the idiosyncrasies of the various venues.
Schools in both Wick and Thurso had excellent venues with the high roofs needed to play good standard badminton but regretfully this wasn’t the case with most village halls where low roofs, light fixtures, rafters, and obstructions on the playing area meant that local rules had to be observed.
One village hall had a working coke stove on the corner of the court, fortunately it had a wire guard round it. The local rule was, if the shuttlecock landed on the top of the stove and was burned, it was a foul, if it was undamaged, it was a let. Another hall was too short to accommodate a full-size badminton court so the base line at one end was painted a foot above the floor, if the shuttlecock hit below the line it was ”In” and “Out” if it was above. One hall had roof trusses, if the lower part was hit it was a “Let.” Needless to say, the local players had made serving through the trusses a fine art form and gained quite a few victories by exploiting this.
The off-court facilities were also very basic. At one match I asked one of the opposition where I could find the Gents toilet and was told to go to the back door. I followed the instruction but could not find the toilet, so I went back and asked if he could show me. He did, he took me to the back door and with a wave indicated the miles of moorland saying, “There it is!” The lack of such facilities did not indicate any lack of hospitality nor did the keen rivalry affect the warmth of the welcome and friendly banter. These were happy days when sport was an important part of the social scene.
In 1966 we moved to Berkshire and quickly resumed our badminton activities by joining the A.E.A. Wantage Badminton Club. This was a serious, competitive club with a good reputation in the Berks, Bucks and Oxon Counties League. By this time we were both competent players and were welcomed into one of the club teams. Once again the facilities were a little quirky. The club met in a WW2 aircraft hangar; it had a concrete floor with four badminton courts marked out on it. There was a rota of members responsible for erecting and dismantling the system of portable lighting the nets before and after each session of the club. Nothing quirky about that you may be thinking but what about the operating irradiation plant grumbling away in the corner of the hangar. That is quirky and although perfectly safe, caused much trepidation amongst visiting teams.
Badminton become a major part of our lives and we joined a second club in 1967. This was another A.E.A. sponsored club that met on a Saturday evening in Abingdon’s Old Jail. This Facility had been purchased by a consortia of local badminton clubs and altered into a dedicated two court facility with excellent changing facilities, a clubroom and bar, However, being part of our badminton journey, there had to be something quirky! How about the two fuselage sections of WW2 Horsa Glider placed at one end of the courts to provide the original changing rooms of the facility?
This was a serious competitive facility that Judy Hashman (née Devlin) used for training. Judy Hashman was
probably the greatest ever female badminton player. Born in Canada but moved to UK when she married in 1960. She won 86 international tournaments including 10 All-England singles Championships and was runner up 3 times, 7 All-England Ladies doubles and was runner up 5 times. Once in The Old Jail I watched her when she was four months pregnant play singles with and thoroughly demolish, a male county standard player. What a competitor!
Starting a family and a change of job for me brought our competitive badminton career to an end, but when we moved to Leighton Buzzard we took our badminton kit with us and soon found a badminton club that concentrated on the social aspects of the game. The only quirky venue that we played in was the National Spinal Injuries Hospital at Stoke Mandeville
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where we played a friendly match with the staff club. The highlight was being able to have a swim after our game, a long way from Caithness village halls!
Our next move was to Congleton in Cheshire and yet another badminton related experience. The club that we joined was a large one and we played in the town’s disused Territorial Army Drill Hall. During our time there the club got the opportunity to buy the hall and I ended up as the convenor of the fund-raising committee. In a flash of brilliance I arranged a Wrestling Show in the town hall and we had a fascinating time seeing what went on behind the scenes at a professional wresting show. This consisted mainly of negotiating with the wrestling management, helping to set up the ring, and during the show, removing the kids who, to the painful discomfort of the wrestlers and the delight of the perpetrators, scattered grains of rice onto the ring. It certainly added a grain of quirkiness to our lives.
Our last move involving badminton was to Cumbernauld, no club this time but a system of booking a court in the large sports centre and bringing along your group of friends. Nothing quirky, a pleasant evening out with established friends in a well-equipped venue. Looking back over more years than I care to remember I have come to the conclusion the Caithness experience in village halls was the most fun and that for anyone
moving around the country, badminton was a great way to meet new people.
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Feeding the Backyard Animals
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My friend Ross and I competed against each other at squash twice weekly for about thirty years – we finally had to give up at the behest of Mother Nature in our late sixties (his rotator cuff, my knee replacement...).
One day, after a match, he mentioned that he’d put up a hummingbird feeder in his backyard hanging from a branch of a maple tree, and he couldn’t believe how much sugared water (one cup of table sugar to four cups of water) those tiny birds could consume.
The following week he said that the syrup was disappearing at a ridiculous rate and there had to be some critter getting at the feeder – it couldn’t be the hummingbirds alone…
We went over the list of known predators:
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Raccoons? (our first choice) No – the feeder was 'raccoon-prooof' – held up by twine that wouldn’t support the weight of a raccoon.
Squirrels? No – he didn’t get a lot of squirrel activity and didn’t think they could drink that much.
Chipmunks? No – same as for squirrels.
Other birds? No – he hadn’t seen much activity near the feeder.
Bats? No – same as for birds.
Black bears? (We were reaching...) Nah – not in suburban Toronto.
That was as far as we got – we were both baffled and gave up.
A couple of weeks pass, we’re in the change room getting ready to play, and he says he’s finally solved the mystery…
He said he was in the backyard about to go in for the evening when he sensed a movement out of the corner of his eye. At first, he wasn’t sure what it was then suddenly realised that the feeder was moving – it was disappearing upwards into the leaves of the maple…
He slowly bent down into a squat and looked upwards. There was a family of raccoons, dad, mum and three youngsters in the tree and dad was pulling the feeder string up hand-over-hand.
Ross said, “I watched amazed as that bloody masked bandit picked up the feeder in his little human-like hands and proceeded to scoff the sugar water!”
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Chance Meeting
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Your recent story about a coincidental meeting reminded me of a personal story also set in New Zealand:
Some years ago, in Auckland, I was in the recreational area called ‘Onepoto Domain’ which is on the North Shore (part of Aukland, north of the harbour). I was there indulging myself in Egyptian PT... (actually, having a snoozy nap in the sunshine on a seat).
Along came a chap with a white West Highland Terrier on a lead. I patted the Westie and mumbled
something about how ‘good’ the little dog looked and how affectionate he appeared to be. My wife and I had always wanted a Westie, so the conversation drifted into ‘Where to obtain such a dog, and general comments about how they behaved.’
The owner suddenly asked me about my accent (still quite Dundonian despite every effort for years to disguise it!)
I replied, “I am from Dundee.”
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He said “ I have a friend who is from Dundee. He used to be in the Merchant Navy as a Deck Officer on tankers.”
“What's his name?” I asked (half-interestedly). He replied “Morrison, Charlie Morrison.”
“I knew a Charlie Morrison once” I said, “That Charlie Morrison had a sister called Janet who married an Engineer on the Shaw Saville Line operating to New Zealand. They moved to New Zealand back in the 1960’s.”
The unknown man remarked that he would tell his friend that he had met someone from Dundee. He asked me for my name and phone number, which I gave him, and thought no more about it.
You can imagine my surprise when I got a phone call a day or two later; “I am Charlie Morrison from Dundee, Janet’s brother.” He went on to tell me that she and her family are still in NZ. However, her husband had died quite recently with Big C.” At this we had a conversation and he told me that he had ‘retired’ in NZ after years at sea ‘driving’ large oil carrier vessels around the globe.
Small world; even smaller islands; minuscule chances of such an encounter. And if you think the story a bit strange, how about these extra bits:
Tommy Burt, a classmate at Morgan Academy, rugby player (and a contributor to this story collection) lived half a mile from me in Auckland;
and Dorothy Fenton (as was) in a former Primary school class, (who left Morgan and went to the Harris,) bumped into me at a conference in 1996!
Some of you will remember the words of our school song - “O’er the bridge that spans the river;” etc.
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A Song of the Morgan
O’er the Bridge that spans the River
Moving slowly to the sea,
Looks ‘The Morgan’, now as ever,
Fairest school in all Dundee.
And as day by day we view her,
Standing stately on the hill,
Proudly pay we homage to her,
Gladly sing with right good will.
Chorus:
Hail “The Morgan” stately, splendid,
Hail the teachers, every one!(1)
Cheer we every goal defended
Every hit and every run!
We would strive with every lesson,
As we strive when at our play,
Learn with every passing session,
“Who would rule, must first obey.”
O’er the Bridge that spans the River,
Soon we pass away alone,
Leaving comrades keen and clever,
For the lure of the unknown.
But, though much or mean our treasure,
Though our fame be great or ill,
We shall still recall with pleasure,
Our dear “Morgan” on the hill.
Repeat chorus
Though the Bridge that spans the River,
Take us far from home and friend,
Hide them from our sight forever,
Till the “long trail” has an end,
There’s a beacon that will light us,
Lone on land, or far at sea,
There’s a name that will unite us,
‘Tis “The Morgan” of Dundee.
Footnote
(1) It's a school tradition that pupils sing "Jail the teachers, every one."
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Cherries Jubilee
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The famous chef, Escoffier, creator of the Peach Melba (for a dinner honouring opera diva Dame Nellie Melba), also invented Cherries Jubilee, in 1887, to celebrate Queen Victoria’s 50th year as monarch.
It was well known that the Queen loved cherries, and he adapted the old French method of preserving fruit in sugar and brandy to make this celebratory dish.
Briefly, you gently warm sour cherries in a pan with sugar, salt, lemon juice, and scraped vanilla bean. When the sugar dissolves, turn up the heat until the mixture thickens. Add Kirsch or Brandy (away from the heat source) return the pan to the heat and then flambé by igniting the alcoholic vapour. Allow the pan to cool until the flames disappear.
Today, the mixture is usually poured over vanilla ice cream for each serving (Escoffier did not do this originally.)
So, as I mentioned in a previous story, I was in Houston, Texas, in 1971 attending a conference on (as usual) computers and engineering. My great friend, Sam, who lived in Houston, was the Conference Chairman, and, as part of his duties, had had to set up a dinner for all of the attendees.
Some time before, he had met with the appropriate manager at the hotel who introduced him to the chef. After discussing the menu, he and Sam chatted. The chef wasn’t a Texan; Sam asked him how he ended up in Houston, and he proceeded to tell the following story:
He'd been working at a major hotel in Denver, Colorado, and was asked to prepare a meal for some kind of major charity function to be attended by many hundreds – everyone who was anyone in Denver – black tie and evening dresses, of course.
He wanted to make a splash – he put together a plan to serve Cherries Jubilee for dessert, and to make the flambéing a spectacular event.
The ballroom was filled with tables, but a space had been left in the middle. At the appropriate moment the lights were dimmed, an anthem played, and a spotlight followed his staff as they wheeled in a platform with a large pot/cauldron in which the warm melange was ready to be flambéed.
He followed in his chef’s uniform and tuque, shining bright in the spotlight. He carried aloft a bottle of brandy, and when they reached the centre, the music ceased and there was silence. With a flourish he held the bottle aloft then poured it into the mixture, lit a long taper then held it to the rim, and BOOM… The mixture exploded and launched an expanding wave of cherries out over him, his staff, and the surrounding tables.
Fortunately, no one was badly hurt, though apparently the bedraggled spectators were a sight to behold. He was fired that evening – and that was how he eventually arrived in Houston…
PS
Flambéing is a technique that can be used for many types of dishes, but it’s often associated with desserts – Baked Alaska, Bananas Foster. While it can improve the look and taste of the food, it’s not without its dangers:
In Coral Gables , Florida, in November 1979, two elderly women (aged 88 and 81) were burned when a Cherries Jubilee dessert at a country club dinner exploded and set their clothing on fire. One of them died…
In Tampa Bay, in June 2011, four diners were injured while awaiting their Bananas Foster dessert. Particularly badly hurt was a 25 year old primary school teacher who suffered third degree burns.
In 1999 a California woman suffered third-degree burns when a server prepared Cherries Jubilee tableside at a steak house.
A woman in London was seriously burned in 2005 when a flaming Portuguese sausage dish exploded after it was topped with rum.
A 5-year-old girl and her 8-year-old sister were burned in Arizona in 2006 when alcohol in a hollowed-out "onion volcano" was ignited at a Japanese restaurant.
In 1996, a waitress died after suffering severe burns at a Dublin wedding reception when an open liquor bottle caught fire as staff prepared a flaming Baked Alaska.
In the late 70's, the hotel administration department at the University of New Hampshire, put on theme dinners. The students would go all out, and the multi-course meal included Cherries Jubilee as the grand finale.
The "chefs" in their starched white uniforms and caps, wheeled a shiny cart laden with a huge bowl of cherries into the center of the room. All eyes were on them. With a dramatic flourish they poured alcohol over the cherries and set them aflame…. A stray elbow suddenly bumped the alcohol flask. It fell to the floor splashing alcohol in a long stream... directly toward the seated diners and disappearing under a table.
The band played on as everyone watched the flames jump from the cherries, down to the floor, working their way toward the seated diners. No one moved until the flames ran under the table and up an unfortunate gentleman's pant leg. He leapt into the air and headed for the platform only to be tackled by guests who sprang into action and smothered the flames. Fortunately, he wasn’t badly hurt.
Getting back to our main story, do I believe it…? I’m sure that’s the story that was told to my friend Sam, (as best I remember it after fifty years).
Given the litany of accidents above, something of the like could well have happened. There was no Internet fifty years ago, and my latest research, though it turned up the list of accidents above, did not uncover any story set in Denver.
We’ll never know for sure – I’m inclined to think that the basis for the story may be true but that it was somewhat embellished in the telling...
But it’s a good story is it not...?
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Shetland Revisited
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In a previous traveller’s tale, I mentioned that one day, we would re-visit the Northern Islands of Scotland. At the time of our first visit, only one short look-see was contemplated as we were enjoying mainland Europe too much, with its varied cultures, peoples, scenery, and cuisines. As we neared the close of our eighth decade and knew our overseas travel days were coming to an end, due to the brutal marathon journey from Australia just to get as far as Europe, one final journey of discovery was pondered.
Then came the TV series of author Ann Cleeves’ Scottish detective, Inspector Jimmy Perez, which we watched from the comfort of our Melbourne armchairs. It was named Shetland, set and filmed on the Shetland Islands, which we had visited and enjoyed seeing again on the TV screen. That settled it! It would be a return trip to the Northern Islands, ten years after the first. We now knew how small distances are in Shetland, everywhere being well within a day trip, so we sought and found an apartment in Lerwick(1) for the full ten days we would spend there. That would give us a chance to experience the local culture in more depth than as itinerant visitors and to meet and talk to Islanders. We planned to spend more time on Shetland than on Orkney, which is more akin to the Scottish mainland in its landscape and culture as well as being much closer to the Scottish mainland.
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The ferry trip from Aberdeen is a painless overnight experience and Shetland comes into view as low-set islands as you approach the Sound of Bressay, as daylight brightens. Installed by mid-morning in our apartment in one of a terrace of stone houses, a five-minute walk from the centre of Lerwick, and with a trove of supplies from the supermarket, you are set and ready to go. On the short stroll to town centre stands Fort Charlotte, an artillery fort dating from the 17th century but most recently rebuilt in the 19th century, strategically facing the Sound of Bressay, on which Lerwick stands.
Little planning is needed for a stay in Shetland. Just get in the car and drive. Take your best cold- and wet-weather clothing, even for summer, as Shetland is a fair way north . The inter-island ferries are frequent and
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cheap drive-ons.
As all roads start at and return to Lerwick, it is there you pay your modest fare. After that, there is no checking and you simply go, hopping from island to island and returning to Lerwick by the same route. Occasionally it is necessary to wait for a second ferry if you are going to one of the smaller and more remote islands, if a few vehicles – usually goods transports and tradesmen’s vans – are already waiting for the small ferry. This simply encourages a relaxed view of life and makes the big-city visitor slow down a bit. As Lerwick faces steadfastly east, looking towards Bergen, in Norway, some 200 miles away, it is possible to travel from there north, south, and west to the furthest extremities of Shetland.
Lerwick is a working town, mostly standard Scottish provincial architecture, the grander buildings with a touch of the Scottish baronial or civic about them. There is little of architectural interest to the tourist. A few smaller cruise ships dock there(2) briefly but not many tourists are to be seen. The town sprawls round the coast of the sound in a rough L-shape. A couple of cafés huddle on and near Commercial Road, the flagstoned, building-hemmed main street that wanders through the mostly original residential area and town centre from north to south, and which is patiently shared between vehicles and pedestrians. Narrow lanes, often called ‘wynds’ in other parts of Scotland but here known as ‘closses’, dart off from Commercial Road between the buildings and up the steep hillside.
In the centre small square stands the modest Market Cross. the tourism office and one of the town’s two music pubs, The Lounge. A busier road, the Esplanade, runs parallel to Commercial Road, but along the shoreline, lower down the sloping hillside.
It carries the commercial traffic and services the harbour precinct and the ferry terminal.
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At the southern end, The Esplanade turns right, away from the coastal fringe, leaving the older part of the town, towards a little headland, The Knab, which projects into the Sound of Bressay and has an interesting walk round its cliffside. The road then becomes again the A969, the main road, which runs from the northern end of Mainland to Sumburgh Head, at the southern tip. A newer part of Lerwick with a housing estate is in this part of town and the ubiquitous Tesco supermarket. There is a growing accommodation shortage in Shetland, partly due to increased immigration of recent years. It is planned to build more housing in this part of Lerwick.
If the visitor is hoping for sophisticated or exotic experiences on the islands, there is disappointment to come. There are a couple of restaurants whose menus show some pretensions, but the height of fine dining is Sunday lunch in the Grand Hotel, a dignified stone pile that stands tall in the inner town. There, a toqued chef presides over a buffet and the tail-coated head waiter takes your order. The food is good, solid, unimaginative, traditional fare, the atmosphere quiet and restrained. The few cafés are quiet, dark places with many coat hooks for the heavy coats and waterproof jackets that are essential here and often have an atmosphere redolent of the damp outer coats of patrons. Below the wall of Fort Charlotte stands a popular fish and chip shop, usually with a hungry queue outside around tea-time. A few Indian and other takeaway restaurants exist to provide variety.
On our first visit some ten years earlier, cinema entertainment consisted of periodic shows in a hall, with a travelling projectionist who brought his own huge canisters of film. That may still happen but now there is high-definition digital TV reception and internet connection is fast and reliable so there need be no shortage of canned entertainment.
There are two ‘music pubs’ in town. The Lounge is a fairly plain lounge bar where music is played once a week. The Douglas Arms is a cheerier establishment, with a lively bar with a roaring fire and a row of Viking shields above the curving bar counter. By happy chance it was a mere hundred yards from our apartment, and
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we were in Lerwick for two music evenings. Shetland is as known for lively fiddle(3) music as it is for its little horses and it is a grand evening sitting in The Douglas with your drink of choice, tapping your foot to the music of the fiddles. There may also be an accordion being squeezed and a guitar or two.
Travellers do not visit Shetland to lie on the beach, a good summer day being windy and about 15°. Nor is it a place with amazing buildings or grand art galleries. What Shetland offers is stark natural beauty of coastal scenery and a history of occupation that dates from 2500BC with ruins a-plenty. A week spent on Shetland is not wasted. Driving is easy with little traffic and distances are short, but it is wise to take your own car. It is necessary to learn the protocols and courtesy of traffic crossing on the narrow single-lane roads with their frequent passing places. While the scenery is entirely grassland, what few trees there were having long been cut down for building or firewood, and the climate not friendly to anything standing at a height, it is by no means boring and great coastal vistas are open everywhere.
The most famous prehistoric settlement is the extensive Bronze, Iron, Stone Age and Viking Jarlshof, which
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also holds ruins of a 17th century ‘Laird’s House’. Situated on the coast at the southern tip of Mainland, at Sumburgh, this fascinating settlement first was revealed to a farmer near the end of the 19th century when its cover of centuries of soil was blown away by a ferocious storm. It has since been extensively excavated and restored and it is a mind-boggling experience to walk around and marvel at the millennia of history revealed. Jarlshof’s name was probably plucked from a novel by Scotland’s famed 19th century novelist, Sir Walter Scott, and a loose translation may be ‘The Earl’s Court’.
To reach the exhibit, it is necessary to pass through the grounds of the Sumburgh Hotel, a good place to fuel up the body after your ramble round Jarlshof, usually in the teeth of a bracing Atlantic wind and sometimes driving rain, before you tackle the steep kilometre-long walk up to Sumburgh Head lighthouse at the very tip
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of southern Shetland. There you will find one of many lighthouses around Scotland built by members of the Stevenson dynasty(4).
Footnotes
(1) Lerwick is a royal burgh, the most northerly in Britain and, at about 7000 population, the only sizeable town on Shetland. Ask a local and you will be told that both pronunciations of the town’s name are used – ‘Lerrick’ and ‘Ler-wick’. This is not how it is with the town of Berwick-on-Tweed, the border town between Scotland and England, where the only acceptable version is ‘Berrick’.
(2) The local shopkeepers and café owners are not enthused about cruise ships for they disgorge their passengers, who stroll through the town looking around but mostly buy nothing and return to their ships for meals and refreshments.
(3) All over Scotland the violin is known as the ‘fiddle’ and its exponents as ‘fiddlers’. The Shetland Fiddlers’ Society is a renowned group of fiddlers which not only plays at festivals and events on Shetland but has also performed at the Edinburgh Tattoo and around the world. Its many members turn up for pub music evenings too. Scottish fiddle music is lively and gets the blood going.
(4) Four generations of ‘the Lighthouse Stevensons’ family designed and built many of the more than 200 lighthouses around the coasts of Scotland. Many still stand although most have now had their mechanisms replaced by modern electronic lights or are out of use. The author Robert Louis Stevenson was a member of this family (Treasure Island and The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde are possibly his best-known novels, although other works are familiar to generations of Scottish youngsters.). He was not a lighthouse builder.
To be concluded next time...
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The Smart Brothers...
Hugh McGrory |
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Some time in the early ‘90s my brother and I took my mother and her sister, both in their late 70s, down south (of England that is) to see their brother who was not well. We stayed a couple of days with our cousins in Tewin Wood, Herts, (Michael and Jan).
Being two smart fellas, we had the bright idea to take with us Mum's two shoe boxes filled with old family photographs (no doubt many of you have the equivalent treasure trove). We figured it would be a great opportunity to scour the memories of Mum and her sister and have them name people and events that would otherwise disappear into the mists of time...
It was some thirty years ago, but I still remember a very pleasant evening, sitting after dinner for a couple of hours with family, drinking wine and listening to the sisters as they remembered long forgotten people and events, and told little stories about ‘the old days’. It was an evening of nostalgia and laughter, and I believe all six of us thoroughly enjoyed it.
Did I mention my brother and I were smart cookies? We realized that we should record the names for posterity and so we had each taken a pile of photos and alternated passing them around then noting the names on the back (a few, of course were complete mysteries...)
Halfway through the evening, the following conversation took place between my brother and myself. (To protect the guilty, I’ll refer to us as A and B - but I won’t tell you which is me and which my brother...)
A: “Can I see that photo again,” then, “You’ve got the names round the wrong way!”
B: “Oh, do I? Let me see,” then, “No - that’s right.”
A: “Mum, who is that on the left in this photo?”
Mum: “Mary.”
A to B: “See you're wrong.”
B: “No - it’s right.”
A: “But you’ve got her name on the right and she’s on the left.”
B: “Right.”
At this point we were more like Abbot and Costello in their famous ‘Who’s on First'. sketch, than two smart brothers...
To cut a long story short, one of us was looking at a photo of say three people X, Y, and Z, turning the photo over and writing on the back, X, Y, and Z.
The other was turning the photo over, looking through it at the table lamp and printing the names right behind the person. The result on the back was, of course, Z, Y, and X .
So we’d ended up with dozens and dozens of photos, half labelled one way, and half the other!
Smart brothers indeed...
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Yugoslavia 4
Michael Marks |
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During the war there were rival partisan groups – they fought each other rather more than fighting the
Germans. Initially the Allies mainly supported a Serbian group, which was a Yugoslav royalist entity. The British military sent Fitzroy Maclean to investigate the rumours and he decided that Tito and his partisans
should get all the required support, leaving the royalist group harmless.
This decision, made personally by Churchill, meant that massive financial and arms support helped tie down the Germans, which was of great help to the allied forces in Northern Europe. It also helped Tito to form a new government when the Germans were defeated.
Tito initially formed a post war government along democratic lines but his personal power due to his wartime leadership enabled him to forge a more typical communist regime.
Before the war, the Yavornik family had been wealthy, owning a beautiful house in the centre of Ljubljana as well as a forested estate in the countryside. During the war, they had been very supportive of the partisans, even
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giving them some of their property including their own cars, plus financial aid. It was due to this that they didn’t suffer too much after Tito came to power.
As an example, they confided in me, the communist authorities gradually stripped them of many assets including their country estate and a paper mill which had produced paper from the trees in their own forest. The town house had been reduced to an apartment with just enough room for them on a single floor. While I was staying with them, they had just been informed that they had to start paying rent for the use of it.
They owned some beautiful furniture and paintings by a leading Slovene artist. These paintings still hung on their walls, but a communist civil servant visited them from time to time to ensure that they hadn’t sold them as they were considered to be national assets.
So I suppose I shouldn’t grumble about those slatted wooden train seats...
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Out of the Mouths of Babes - 3
Hugh McGrory |
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Sometimes it just depends on how you look at things…
One Sunday, about twenty years ago, we were expecting the whole extended family, 12 or 14 of us, to turn up at our place for dinner. As usual, I lost track of time and, belatedly, jumped into the shower to get ready for the doorbell ringing.
I had dried myself, slipped on my underpants and was sitting at the bottom of the bed, about to put on my socks when I hear, "Where’s Granddad?" then the clatter of little feet.
My granddaughters, Sarah and Katie, about five and three at the time, burst into the bedroom. Sarah sits
beside me and Katie stands facing me.
Sarah asks, “What are you doing granddad?”
“Getting dressed – and what have you two been up to.”
Katie says “Nothing,” puts out her arm - and pokes me in the testicles…
“What are you doing, Katie?” I ask, whereupon she raises her shoulders up to her ears, grins, and does it again…
At this point, I’m saying to myself “Don’t make this into some kind of big deal when it isn’t!” I believed that my son and daughter-in-law used proper anatomical names for body parts with the kids – ‘penis’ not ‘pee-pee’ etc. So, I say to her “What are those called, Katie?”
Up go the shoulders again. “I bet your Dad told you and you’ve forgotten – do you know Sarah?” turning to her.
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She gives me that look that speaks volumes - the one that kids give to stupid old folk – in this case I think it meant “Of course I know Granddad, I’m five years old!”
“Tell your sister then”, I urged
Sarah leaned towards her wee sister and, enunciating carefully and slowly, so that she'd understand, she says:
Nailed it, Sarah!
As I said, "It all depends on how you look at things..."
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Waiting for the postings to be announced, and being early in the alphabet, I hoped that they would allocate the “good” postings early, but when I joined the mob goggling at the posted bulletin, the first voice I heard was from Bill Finlay (no relation) who yelled: “Hey – you and I are going to Edinburgh.”
Four of our lads saw that they were heading for Northern Ireland where “the troubles” were starting up again and the IRA liked nothing better than taking pot shots at British redcaps on traffic duty. So Edinburgh it was to be, and a day later four of us were on our way north.
We wound up reporting to our detachment: a small Army barracks at Musselburgh, about six miles outside Edinburgh. We shared space with an R.A.S.C. (Royal Army Service Corps) unit who maintained the small and medium Army trucks used by units in and around the Edinburgh area, so our barracks included a wired-off compound where Army vehicles were stored and serviced.
We four newcomers were quickly brought up to speed by the staff sergeant MP in charge of our detachment. Our responsibilities were to patrol the main thoroughfares of Edinburgh, to ensure that military order and discipline was observed by all the troops in the area. We would also be available to handle any “disturbances” caused by military personnel.
Our sergeant was matter of fact about it all. “Most of the time you’ll walk the beat and do bugger all,” he said. “But we’ll have a few rumbles in the pubs now and then. So, get yourselves a sap.”
A sap? What the hell was a sap? The old hands in the detachment soon showed us. A sap –or a “snake” as some of them called it– was a long, narrow leather tube, about fifteen inches long, and filled with lead or steel shot. At one end it had a loop. After sewing the steel shot into the leather tube and attaching the loop, you had yourself a very handy “pacifier.” You cut a small entrance in the side seam of your battledress pants, slid the snake into place down your leg, and left the leather loop showing at the top – ready to be pulled out quickly when needed. One whack with the snake to the head or jaw of a drunken private would send him to the deck – or at least stun him into submission.
They weren’t Military Police issue; in fact, they were brazenly illegal, but the Army almost never equipped you with truncheons or night sticks, and if you were facing some drunk and aggressive soldier who wanted nothing better than to paste a redcap – you had to rely on something more than your size and your strong arms. That was where the sap, or snake, came in.
My first foot patrol in Edinburgh was calm and uneventful. Two of us (you always patrolled in pairs) started out at Waverley Station – the main in-city railway station in Edinburgh – and thence along “The Royal Mile” of Princes Street, passing Edinburgh Castle on our left and on to Lothian Road where we crossed Princes Street and walked back towards Waverley Station on the north side.
A normal shift was four hours; we started at the almost always peaceful time of 2.00 p.m. and walked our beat on Princes Street until 6.00 p.m. Most of the interest in us came from civilians who’d stop and ask us directions.
Question: “Can you tell me how we can visit Edinburgh Castle?” Answer: “Walk down to the Castle and you can buy a ticket at the front gate.”
Question: “Where is the nicest pub in this area?” Answer:“All the pubs in this area are very nice. And you can get a cheap meal inside.”
Question : “Is there a public toilet nearby?” Answer:“Nearest one is in Waverley Station. Or you can pop into any restaurant on Princes Street and use theirs.”
The Army types on the street tended to hurry past us, eyes averted, and checking that all their buttons were done up. Now and then, of course, you’d run into a couple of tough little tarts, all short skirts and lipstick, who’d come walking towards you and say: “Hey– show us yer pistol”, and cackle hysterically.
As I recall, my partner that first day on patrol was Bill Finlay: that may have set some sort of unusual record, having two military policemen on the beat, both called Findlay or Finlay . . . anyway, fellow clansmen from the same tribe.
The only excitement we got was stopping a recruit who came out of a pub near Lothian Road with his blouse all askew and his beret stuck in his belt. “Improperly dressed” as our military dress code would say. We were behind him as he emerged from the pub, and he didn’t see us until we yelled: “Soldier!” He was short and scrawny and when he wheeled around and saw us bearing down on him he almost soiled himself in fright.
Bill administered the bollocking while I wrote him up as my first 252: that’s the code number of a military charge for “being improperly dressed in a public place.” It was a bit like shooting fish in a barrel. The little squaddie was obviously terrified and was now aware that, once our charge was filed with his unit, he’d be good for at least one week “Confined to Barracks” or a spell on kitchen duty.
Ah me – the long arm of military law...
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Another Cold Winter Night...
Hugh McGrory |
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Bill Kidd's story last week reminded me of another cold evening, in Toronto. Sometime in the early ‘80s I attended a business meeting in mid-town, which ran into the evening, and when it ended, some of the participants, being hungry and thirsty by then, decided to go for something to eat at the aptly named CHICK’N’DELI on Mount Pleasant, south of Eglinton.
I decided to join them since they said the place was quite famous - also, my wife Sheila was working late that evening and it would save me from making my own dinner (boiled egg sandwiches) when I got home…
The ‘Deli’ had decent wings and beer, and live jazz – even dancing if you were up to it – and I spent a pleasant couple of hours there. (By the way, after a bit of research I discovered that the ‘Deli’ closed in 2011, but through several reincarnations – People’s Chicken, Seven44 (guess the street number on Mount Pleasant Avenue), and Smokeshow BBQ & Brew – it is now The Mount Pleasant Rose) – but, from what I can tell, the ambience seems to be very similar.
It was winter, and I had parked my car on Taunton Rd, one of the residential streets that run south of Eglinton Ave to Soudan Ave, quite a short walk away. It was bitterly cold; I had decided to leave my topcoat in the car since the restaurant was only a few minutes away. At the end of the evening, I hustled to get to my car and out of the wind…
I hurried up Taunton and was soon puzzled – I thought I’d parked closer to Soudan – and then panicked, as I got close to the end of the street. “Calm down, you idiot,” I thought, “you probably walked right past the car.” So, I re-traced my steps, and no, I hadn’t walked past it… “Somebody stole my bloody car!”
I headed back to Mount Pleasant and found a phone box (no cell phones in those days) and called the cops. They were polite but said that it might be a long wait before they could get a car there – they were very busy due to the bad weather. So, what now…?
It was cold in the phone box, but at least it was out of the wind… I looked at the time and wondered if by any chance Sheila was still at her office. Picked up the phone again and hallelujah, she was. Half an hour later she arrived, and I was able to sink into the warm car – wonderful…
After I stopped shivering, we sat there wondering what to do while waiting for the cops. Sheila said, “Lets drive around nearby streets just in case,” and I probably said something like “No point, I know where I parked it!” On the other hand, I realised that we’d nothing better to do…
So we went north on Taunton Road, east onto Eglinton then south on the next street over, Falcon Street. We drove halfway down – and there was my car , just where I’d left it – what a numbskull...).
Those streets were two of nine identical streets running from Eglinton to Soudan the others are Forman, Petman, Marmot, Banff, Cleveland, Hoyle, and Mann (who picks street names?) – and they all look exactly the same... We went back to the phone box, and I told the operator that I was the idiot who'd reported a non-stolen car...
I got into bed that night a happy (and humbler) man.
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On a Cold Winter Night
Bill Kidd |
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I spent most of my national service as a photographer at RAF Kinloss in Morayshire where I and my colleagues spent our days and sometime nights fitting cameras into Shackleton Maritime Reconnaissance Aircraft, removing them and processing and printing the resultant exposed film.
Most of the photographs simply showed a floating dummy submarine periscope with a splash at either side of it and were used to assess the bomb aiming skills of the crews under training. In addition to this boring routine, we provided the whole establishment with a comprehensive photographic service. However, photography played no part in the most memorable event of my time with the Royal Air Force.
At around 2.30 am on January 10th, 1958, the twenty occupants of our hut were rudely awakened by two RAF policemen switching on the lights and banging on the coke bin with their batons. As we blearily came to life one of the Snowdrops, (RAF police wear white covering on their hats) asked which of us was SAC Kidd. Wondering what I had done and more importantly how had I been found out, I rather nervously confessed that I was he.
I was ordered to get into my working uniform and greatcoat at once and accompany them. Within five minutes I was sitting in a Land Rover along with the driver, one of the Snowdrops and another two equally puzzled and nervous airmen. While we were being driven out of the sleeping camp, we were told that we had been selected for this duty because we were on the Fire Picket list for that day and that we were required to attend an emergency that had occurred about five miles from RAF Kinloss. We were also informed that we would be fully briefed when we arrived at our destination.
After a bumpy, partly overland journey, we were driven up a forest track to a scene of devastation. We were confronted with the wreckage of a Shackleton bomber that had ploughed into the tops of the trees and caught
fire. The smell of high-octane fuel and charred wood and metal was overpowering. We were greeted by an officer and a flight sergeant who told us what had happened and what was expected of us.
The aircraft had been on a routine training flight with a full crew of nine aboard. At about 22.00 hours (10.00 pm) it had abandoned a landing approach and was making a second approach when it failed to clear what was the only piece of high ground on its flight path. After the aircraft had come to a stop the automatic fire suppressant system had deployed. Both pilots were killed and three of the crew sustained serious injuries, miraculously the remaining crew members only had minor cuts and bruises. The Rescue team had arrived within thirty minutes of the crash, got the survivors to hospital, and made the site safe.
Our function was to remain at the crash site and deter any souvenir hunters or other unauthorised persons from interfering with the site. We would remain on this duty until we were relieved. An urn of tea, three mugs and some packs of sandwiches were unloaded from the Land Rover, and we were left to it.
During the course of our briefing, we were informed that the pilots who died were a trainee and the
instructor. We were horrified to learn that the instructor was Master Pilot Karl Stastny who was a well-known and well-liked character around RAF Kinloss. He was a Czechoslovakian who had served alongside the RAF during WW2. After war ended he returned to his native land, and not liking the regime, he made his way back to the UK and joined the RAF as a sergeant pilot. It was rumoured that he left Czechoslovakia by means of a purloined aeroplane that he flew to the British Zone of West Germany. He was a small man with a large moustache and a big smile. His memorial is in the cemetery at Kinloss Abbey, and he was mourned by all ranks at Kinloss.
When the Land Rover left at about 4.00 am the three of us, strangers to each other, took stock. It was very cold, and a frost was forming, there was no shelter other than the remains of the aircraft fuselage and for obvious reasons we quickly ruled out its use. The tea urn was insulated so its content remained hot, we thought of lighting a fire, but the strong smell of aviation fuel quickly changed our minds. We agreed that if anyone wanted to smoke they would have to move a hundred yards down the forest track.
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We were cold and miserable and couldn’t help feeling that the whole area was very creepy! We spent the next few hours in the dark, gossiping, drinking tea, and trying to keep warm. From time to time one of us would take a walk round the site or go down the track for a cigarette. None of us could clear our minds of the tragedy that had happened here or reflecting on the reality of service life.
At about 7.30 am we began to notice the first glimmers of light and by 8.00 am we could make out the length of the forest track. I was the first to notice some movement in the distance and thinking that it might be a deer I mentioned it to my companions. We watched the movement on the track for a few minutes before it resolved itself into a white patch that was slowly moving toward us.
After another few minutes we could see that there were two distinct images, but we couldn’t define what they were. We began to feel a little uneasy about what we were seeing, and we went very quiet. Then, in the improving light we could make out that there were two figures dressed in white and that they were not walking but seemed to be gliding along the track.
At this point the hairs on the back of my neck began to prickle and the blood seemed to drain from me. I was scared and so were my colleagues. Inexorably the figures continued to float upwards along the track toward us and they gradually became clearer. I didn’t believe in ghosts until that moment, but I felt that this was as likely a place to find one, or even two, as anywhere.
When the figures were less than a hundred yards away, they resolved themselves into two of the Benedictine Monks from Pluscarden Abbey which was only a short distance away. They had come to see what had happened and they brought a large and very welcome flask of soup with them.
I will not pretend that we saw the funny side of this right away and even now, more than sixty years later, I still get the creeps when I think about that cold winter night.
PS
Pluscarden Abbey, six miles south of Elgin by the Black Burn in Moray is the only medieval monastery in Britain that is still used for its original purpose by the resident Catholic Benedictine Monks.
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If you know this word, I’m impressed – I didn’t until a few months ago. It’s Spanish, pronounced (de-REH-cho) or (de-RAY-cho), it means straight, straight ahead, or directly and is used to describe a meteorological phenomenon.
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| Part of a derecho, South Dakota, 12th May, 2022. |
A derecho is basically a wide line of very active thunderstorms or microbursts. It can produce destruction similar to a tornado, but the damage typically is directed in one direction along a relatively straight swath rather than the meandering path of the typical tornado. To be termed a derecho, the wind damage swath has to extend more than 240 miles (about 400 kilometers) and includes wind gusts of at least 58 mph (93 km/h) or greater along most of its length.
Ontario and Quebec experienced a derecho on Saturday, May 21st, 2022, and as you can see, in about 10
hours it travelled from the US border at Detroit/Windsor to the St Lawrence Valley north east of Quebec City and into Maine, where it died out.
Lasted for nine hours during which time it covered more than 700 miles and was 50 to 60 miles wide. Ten people were killed and initial estimates of damage were approaching one billion Canadian.
My understanding of this phenomenon (and I may not have it quite right) is as follows:
Let one of your arms hang by your side then bend it at the elbow so that your forearm is horizontal pointing forward, your hand open, palm down, gaps between each finger. Imagine your hand is the derecho travelling away from you. Each finger represents one of the violent downburst winds of up to 80 to 100 mph dropping vertically to the ground then horizontally forward – it’s these that do all the damage – the gaps between the fingers are (relatively) calm. That explains why we got hit and the neighbours either side of us largely escaped.
It happened around 1:30 in the afternoon, the sky darkened and suddenly the house was shaking in a violent wind – it only lasted about 90 seconds!
I guess we were fortunate in that our house wasn’t damaged – but we had 17 trees that weren’t so lucky… Five were uprooted and the others sustained multiple injuries, branches snapped off, many caught up dangerously on other limbs. We had to bring in tree specialists – cost more than $10,000 Cdn. (not covered by home insurance).
We had a willow that we loved. I searched my computer for a photo but I don’t seem to have one. So I found one on the
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| This tree looks very similar to our willow, sitting on the edge of a pond. |
This how it looked 90 seconds later:
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| Lying in the pond... |
And as a work in progress...
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| Just as well it fell away from our house...(note the pond in the background) |
Like most of you, no doubt, we have been increasingly dismayed at the effects of global warming around the world. Forest fires, windstorms, floods, melting glaciers, droughts, food shortages, increasing numbers of displaced people...
Our personal 90 second derecho certainly underlined for us the fact that we ignore Mother Nature at our peril...!
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A Road Less Travelled
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In a previous article published in this collection I talked of my lifelong love of camping and how this began with a small tent in Britain and continues to this day in Australia, now by car and caravan. The love of camping and travel is an infection that never dies. But the range and the means grow and change through a life.
I wrote of our generation’s ethos of putting off such major discretionary expenses as travel till later, for the sake of establishing a life, a home, and a family. So, our travel during the earlier years of a long marriage and the growing and educating years of our children were confined to Australia, our chosen homeland since 1967. With a land the size of the continent of Europe to roam and a range of climates to experience, this gave us plenty of scope and a huge variety of places to visit and we did this with enthusiasm. We continue to do so.
Finally, the time came in our lives when our now-adult children had flown the coop and our future for the second half of our lives was secured. We could take a more expansive view of our travel horizons. We still enjoyed travelling Australia but were in a position to contemplate extensive visits to our homelands of Scotland and Wales. There was much to see and many to meet again and a yearning to refresh our love of our birth lands. Scratch an expatriate Scot and the blood will flow dark blue, Ann’s red Welsh blood maybe even more so.
By 2008 we had made a number of return visits to UK, the first around the Highlands on what is now the North Coast 500(1) by motorbike in almost continuous heavy rain. We had voyaged, drier and warmer, by car to many parts of Scotland, including the Highlands, again. We had revisited Dundee, made the obligatory pilgrimages up the Dundee Law, and gazed on the old school, the Morgan Academy, before the fire that devastated it in 2001. We had been in Edinburgh during its famous August festival and clasped hands for Auld Lang Syne at the last performance of the Tattoo on the last Saturday night. We had taken a Caledonian MacBrayne ferry to the Inner Hebrides. We had boarded the little ferry from Kyle of Lochalsh for the five-minute trip to Skye, the last summer before the Skye road bridge was built and rendered the ferry obsolete. We had toured the Borders and viewed magnificent, ruined abbeys there. We had driven through Ayrshire. We had visited Speyside and Islay distilleries. We thought we had seen and done all we wanted to.
Then. one evening, at home in Melbourne, my wife said it would be interesting to visit Orkney and Shetland.
We I had never thought of a visit and had never been there. You see programs on TV about the Hebrides quite often. They are tourist country and have been slowly becoming repopulated of recent years. The Scottish comedienne, Susan Calman, has made a TV series in which she quarters Scotland. But you rarely, if ever, see or hear even a mention of the Northern Isles unless it be about the traditional knitting patterns of Fair Isle, which sits alone in the Atlantic Ocean, halfway between Orkney and Shetland. An expedition was born.
Orkney and Shetland are usually bracketed together in people’s minds, but we were to find them very dissimilar, both culturally and geographically. Their history is interesting. Most Scots who think of these two archipelagos at all believe they were given to Scotland as a marriage dowry in the fifteenth century. This is not quite the case. By then both regions had long been Norwegian and had had thriving populations of Vikings since the eighth century. Before them there were the Pictish people of northern and western Scotland. Both races have left indelible marks on the northern archipelagos.
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By the fifteenth century, Scottish influence had been growing through increasing immigration. A Norwegian king did pledge the Northern Isles against the payment of a dowry for the marriage of his daughter to a Scottish king. That dowry was never paid, and Scotland cannily took possession of Orkney and Shetland in the late fifteenth century. Scottish they have remained since, but exhibit a visible degree of independence in many ways. We expected the two regions to be similar. We were to find they are quite different from each other as both are different to mainland Scotland.
In summer 2008 we drove our car on to the Northlink ferry in Aberdeen. Northlink’s logo features a Viking warrior. It is an overnight sail to Lerwick, Shetland’s 7000-strong main town, more than a hundred miles
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beyond the Scottish north coast, reaching the Sound of Bressay as daylight shows the burgh of Lerwick, huddling 60° north on the eastern coast of Mainland. Orkney, to the south, within sight of the Scottish mainland, is on the return leg of the round sea trip from Aberdeen so a tourist’s introduction is to the far-flung and different Shetland rather than Orkney, which is closer akin in most ways to mainland Scotland and not just geographically.
Our five days in Shetland showed us a still somewhat isolated community of around 20,000 inhabitants with its own culture and bleak but beautiful, treeless landscapes and rugged coastlines with dramatic cliffs with great slashes of gorge running inland from the coast, where seabirds nest in their thousands and seals bask on rock shelves. The land is treeless because Shetland sits exposed in the cold, windy Atlantic Ocean, with North America a long way to the west and Norway’s coast to the east. The Atlantic winds scour the land and forbid
trees to flourish except where a garden plot is surrounded by houses and high walls. There is little shrubbery, just grassy land sloping to the sea. We saw no cows, and few horses, probably for the same reason. No creature of any height would be comfortable there – just the endemic rabbits, well-upholstered sheep and the miniature Shetland ponies, not drystone dyke height, whose ancestral home is the northernmost island of the
archipelago, Unst. Travel between the major islands is by cheap, fuss-free drive-on ferry, and is frequent and quick. Unst boasts the most northern post office in Britain, in the tiny settlement of Baltasound, and the most northern land of UK, the quaintly named lump of rock that juts from the sea just north of Unst, Muckle(2) Flugga.
The town of Lerwick is a conservative, industrious place of solid, substantial, grey stone buildings, hardly
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| Lerwick seen from Bressay Sound |
a tourist mecca, with no evidence of urban renewal except for a housing estate on the outskirts, by the prehistoric Clickimin Broch(3), built to house a slowly expanding population. The Tesco supermarket
company has established itself in that area, with an eye to advantageous positioning. Commercial Street, the main thoroughfare of this thriving community, is a narrow, flagstone-paved lane that meanders from one end of the town to the other, hemmed in by grey stone buildings on both sides and amicably shared by pedestrians and vehicles. In some parts, it is necessary to press yourself against the building to permit a van to pass.
The splendid, modern Shetland Museum sits on the waterfront, opened in 2007 jointly by Queen Sonya of Norway and the Duke and Duchess of Rothesay(4). The museum tells the tale of the islands’ past, of the culture and crafts of the people, of the now almost extinct sea-fishing industry that once supplied the Hanseatic League cities of northern Europe, of the Viking culture with its annual New Year Up Helly Aa festival that culminates in the burning of a Viking longboat after a procession of bearded Vikings brandishing flaring torches, of the 20th century oil industry, that for some decades brought prosperity from the North Sea but is now past its prime. The museum offers a well-patronised café, a pleasant place to be eating and drinking while watching the rain coming horizontally outside, a frequent event, even in summer.
The presence of the Norwegian Queen at this occasion gives an indication of the strong connection the islanders feel to Norway and to their Viking heritage. Many names of people and places bear strong indications of the Norway connection. During World War II, a clandestine small boat ferry service, The Shetland Bus, operated from the little western port town of Scalloway, originally staffed by Shetland fishermen. It sailed to the Norwegian coast, carrying spies, saboteurs, supplies and documents to and fro until the end of German occupation of Norway in 1945. A museum and a memorial in the town are devoted to this operation, of which the islanders remain fiercely proud, seventy-six years later.
The whole of Shetland is dotted with small settlements of a few houses out to the furthest extremities of the land. There is strong evidence, by way of ruined houses, of centuries of habitation everywhere across all the larger islands. Further evidence is provided by small, ruined kirks with cemeteries whose gravestones have become illegible through age and exposure, in quite remote places. Lerwick, on Mainland’s east coast, is the only good-sized town and is a royal burgh. Scalloway, a town of around a thousand souls, is the only other town. There are a number of very small settlements. There are many sheep, well-nourished on the rain-fed grass, very clean and white, shampooed by Atlantic rainstorms and blow-dried by the strong winds. There is little pollution since traffic is sparse and industry is small-scale, and the air is sweet, if somewhat bracing, even in summer, that far north and in mid-Atlantic.
Our too short visit to Shetland ended with us driving on to the Northlink ferry for the three-hour sail to Orkney, where it would dock at 11.30 at night to pour out those disembarking there before its overnight leg back to the Granite(5) City of Aberdeen on Scotland’s north-east coast.
Shetland made a strong impression on us. We would enjoy the comparison with Orkney and the comparison of both with mainland Scotland and would revisit the two regions again in more depth, but that is a story for another time.
Footnotes:
(1) The North Coast 500 is a tourist construct. It describes a scenic loop route of just over 500 miles (the name inspired by the Scottish group, The Proclaimers’ pop song?) around the east, north and west coasts of northern Scotland, from Inverness to Inverness, and promotes tourism in the Highland region.
(2) The Scots word ‘muckle’ means ‘big’. There is no ‘Mickle (little) Flugga’. Maybe the even smaller lump of volcanic rock called Out Stack, just north of Muckle Flugga, stands in for that. Muckle Flugga is reachable only by boat and there is a closed-off military radar establishment occupying the northern tip of Unst, so it is not possible for civilian visitors to reach the very northern tip or even to get more than a glimpse of Muckle Flugga.
An old Scots proverb says ‘Mony a mickle maks a muckle’ – essentially ‘Save the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves.’ An almost identical proverb is familiar to Jamaicans. I can only assume it was transplanted into Jamaica by a frugal Scottish immigrant.
(3) A broch is a Scottish Iron Age dry-stone dwelling, round, beehive-shaped and built to withstand Atlantic
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weather. They are found all over the Northern Isles and in other parts of Scotland. The Clickimin Broch in Lerwick is restored (but not to full height) and open to tourists.
(4) The Duke and Duchess of Rothesay is the title by which Prince Charles and his wife, the Duchess Camilla, are known in Scotland.
(5) Aberdeen is often called ‘the Granite City’ as that is the local, handsome, grey, quartz rock of which most of the city centre is built. When the sun shines after rain, this stone sparkles and presents a marvellous sight, with the ancient Marischal College of Aberdeen University a stately pile at one end of the gracious main street.
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Believe It or Not 2...
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We’re still on the subject of coincidences (let’s use the definition: “a surprising occurrence of somehow-related events with no apparent cause”). When we encounter one we're amazed and ask, “What are the odds?”
In fact, though, such random events are really quite commonplace (because there are billions of people in the world and so billions of opportunities for such events to occur – but almost all of these aren't noticed...). What makes them remarkable (rightly so) is when we actually notice one.
Here’s another...
My dad had a younger brother (he was another Michael McGrory, and we knew him as Uncle Mick). He had two daughters, my cousins Isa and Margaret, and the latter married a man, Robert, known as Rab.
Rab built a fine career for himself as a member of a team of consultants experienced in many aspects of oil/gas production. He went all over the world on contracts to manage and provide site supervision at operational production programmes. He was inspired by the previous story from Big Mick and Jan to share one of his ‘coincidences’...
He was on a consultancy project for Shell Todd, in New Plymouth, New Zealand. The town is located on the southwest coast of North Island, (and no, that's not Mount Fuji below but Mount Taranaki, less then 20 miles distant).
It was Melbourne Cup Day in Australia, and Rab had stayed at the office while the rest of their small team went off to a BBQ and to watch the race.
He went back to the Brougham Heights motel and, as he walked through the garden to his room the lady owner called and invited him into their private quarters. A number of their friends had watched the race with beer and snacks, so he chatted with a few that he hadn’t met before.
An elderly lady recognised his Scots accent, and she was pleased to tell him how she and her husband had been back to Springburn, in Glasgow, to visit family and friends. They had enjoyed visiting the streets where their parents had lived.
They had also visited Dunfermline, Kirkcaldy, and East Wemyss in Fife. It was at that moment that Rab remembered something. He told her that he was born in East Wemyss, and she was quite amazed. He asked if, by any chance, it was an Agnes McMurray that she had visited in Dunfermline, since he knew her younger brother Bill had emigrated to New Zealand when Rab was sixteen. The lady almost fainted and in tears said that Bill and Irene McMurray were her best friends!
One phone call, and a short time later Bill came through the door. It was a very emotional meeting for him and Rab since they had been neighbours in Alexander Street, East Wemyss, and hadn't seen each other for 47 years!
On his next trip to New Zealand, Margaret went with him, and they visited Bill at his home. He produced a photograph of Rab and himself as teenagers, sitting on a fence in the back garden...
What are the odds, eh...?
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Yugoslavia 3
Michael Marks |
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One day it was proposed that we visit some relations who lived in the countryside some 45 minutes by train from Ljubljana. I was very happy to agree. I was warned that the train would be a bit uncomfortable and remembering my train journey from London resigned myself to this small additional trip.
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| All aboard Yugoslav train in 1950s |
Uncomfortable it was! Local trains in Yugoslavia had seats, which was a pity as they were very basic wooden slatted structures. Additionally, it was high summer and daytime temperatures were in the low 40s... Luckily, I was able to offer my place to a local and spent the rest of the trip standing.
We were to be met at the station and driven to the farm. Bliss. Unfortunately, the car turned out to be a pony and very small trap. For about six people.
We spent a very enjoyable day with the family and had a splendid barbecue lunch, with lots of good local wine. At some point Deso suggested that he and I leave together and try to hitchhike back to Ljubljana. Having imbibed a few glasses of wine, eaten a massive meal and feeling relaxed, I agreed.
Nowadays, there is a multi-lane motorway linking Ljubljana with Zagreb and Belgrade but in the early 1950s this was a wide dirt road. We joined this highway and started thumbing. We got covered with dust, but no vehicle stopped to offer us a lift. We discussed retracing our steps and catching the train but at that point a huge American saloon stopped, and the driver agreed to take us all the way to Ljubljana. Deso just had time to warn me that such a car was almost certainly owned by a high communist functionary and therefore to be very careful what I said.
It turned out that the passenger was indeed someone to avoid, and his driver was his son. There was a huge change in the road surface just a few miles from Ljubljana and we were soon almost home. Conversation in the car was the usual mixture of me speaking English, the Party functionary Slovenian and German and Deso trying to play dumb. The day wasn’t quite finished however as our benefactors insisted on taking us to a very nice bar where they bought us glasses of sparkling wine with fresh peach slices.
We avoided visiting that bar for the rest of my stay!
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Believe It or Not...
Hugh McGrory |
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We’ve all encountered coincidences in our life – about eight or so of the stories in this collection deal with the subject – and they are always a source of some wonderment. Often the occasion is a chance meeting with someone you know in an unexpected place or time.
My previous story, featuring my cousin Mick and his wife Jan in Nigeria, reminded me of another of their stories – one of the most amazing coincidences I’ve ever come across. The tale begins with a chance meeting with someone they didn’t know…
They were spending a week in the sun on the Costa del Sol, in Andalusia, Spain. They were having a drink in the crowded hotel bar while waiting for their table to be ready for dinner. The room was quite full, and they saw a couple come in and look, in vain, for a table. The newcomers saw that Mick and Jan were sitting at a table for four, came over to them and asked if they’d mind sharing.Of course, they agreed.
They began to chat, and it wasn’t long before the conversation turned to ‘where are you from.’ When the other lady – I’ll call her Mary – found out that Jan had lived in Dundee, Scotland, she said “Me too!” A coincidence, though not that unusual.
But wait – there’s more… In answer to the question ‘where did you live in Dundee?’ it turned out that they were both west-enders, living on the Perth Road, just west of Windsor St. Comparing Street numbers they realised that they had lived in the same walk-up apartment building!
But wait – there’s more… As they continued to talk, they established that they had both lived on the top floor of the building (see red oval in photo) and remembered the lovely view to the south, out over the River Tay estuary to Fife County.
But wait – there’s more… Mary asked Jan’s birth name and when she heard it said, “Your parents bought that apartment from my parents!”
But wait – there’s more… The outgoing family had more furniture than they were going to need, and Jan’s parents agreed to buy some of their furnishings – including the bedroom suite in the room that Mary was moving out of, and Jan into.
So those two young wives who had just met, by chance, for the first time, 2000 miles from Dundee, had both slept in the same bed…
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An M.P. at Last
Gordon Findlay |
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Midway through our training – around the 7 or 8-week stage –we were interviewed to see if any of us had an interest in joining the two specialist arms of the Royal Military Police: the Special Investigations Branch (SIB), or Close Support.
The first of these comes into play in criminal investigations where a member of the Armed Forces is involved. The training period, naturally, was going to be somewhat longer; successful candidates would become military detectives with all the meticulous investigation and forensic skills that civilian police detectives must have.
The second branch acts essentially as bodyguards for VIPs and foreign dignitaries who are in Britain and who are entitled to be guarded closely…
Most, if not all, of those who asked to train as SIBs had their goal set on a career in the military (that wasn’t me at that time). As for the second option – Close Support branch – I really didn’t fancy acting as a bullet-absorbing shield for some Arab sheikh. Who needs that?
I elected to take my chances as a regular Military Policeman, and, at long last, 16 weeks of Military Police training at Colchester came to an end. With all the successful members of our intake, 188 Squad (plus 185, 186 and 187 Squads) we dressed in best BD (battledress), white belts, gun holsters with attached lanyards and cross-straps; boots polished to a dazzling brilliance.
We marched out on to the main square for the last time. And on this special day each of us wore the red hat cover which signaled that we were now fully-fledged military policemen ready for active service.
No question about it: we were proud to have made it, and conscious that we looked pretty damn impressive as we wheeled out on to the square, one squad after another with our Staff sergeants leading the way. Squad by squad we came to a crashing halt and stood motionless in the sunlight for the formal inspection by our commanding officer.
He kept the speechifying mercifully short: told us we should be proud to have come through a “rigorous and demanding training schedule.” Reminded us that on the following day, the notice of where we were being sent on active duty would be posted at 9.00 a.m. on the bulletin board by the main guardhouse. And added that this evening we were all granted an 8-hour pass as a reward . . . and that we were not to cause too much trouble in Colchester as we celebrated.
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He then walked down the rows and presented each of us with our corporal’s stripes (when you qualify as an MP you are automatically elevated to the dizzying rank of Corporal). Then, he led us in three hearty cheers – and we were dismissed.
Sgt. Sheldrake circulated among us, shaking our hands, and wishing us well . . . telling us that we had been “one of his best squads ever.” And laughing along with us when we told him that he doubtless said that to every squad he trained (which I suspect he did…).
The rest of that day is a bit foggy, since we all went out to the biggest pub in Colchester and get stuck into pints of dark ale, Guinness, and lager. I got started on Guinness (it was on tap) and earned myself one of the biggest hangovers in my personal history. I can remember standing in the urinal at the pub, my head spinning, and leaning my forehead against the cold-water pipe to try and keep upright. Every one of us was totally fried and the walk back to barracks was more of a weave from side to side.
Everyone was dry-mouthed and thick-headed the next morning – but there was an electric air of anticipation. This was the day we found out where we would be serving. Everyone knew the cushy postings: four MPs went to Bermuda (who wouldn’t like to go there?); two were scheduled for duty in Jamaica; two would go to Belize; a couple to Malta – but most of us would be posted to Germany or somewhere in Great Britain.
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The Sassenach
Hugh McGrory |
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I’ve mentioned before that I have two double cousins, Mike, and Frank. Since our family has a liking for the name Michael McGrory, we had to qualify their names, so, within the family, cousin Mike was known as ‘Big Mick’, my brother was ‘Wee Mick’, an uncle was ‘Uncle Mick’, and Granda was known in the town as ‘Auld Mick’.)
Big Mick (we’ll call him Mick for this tale) and Jan, his wife, spent several years in Lagos, Nigeria, in the early ‘60s (Mick was a CA working for BP). He was a keen golfer and on this particular occasion he and Jan had made a trip north about 100 miles to Ibadan, the third largest city in Nigeria, for a golf match.
| Ibadan City and Golf Club |
After the game was over everyone retired to the club lounge – Mick and Jan were sitting at a table facing the bar, and Mick was looking at the back of a man standing enjoying a drink with some friends. He said, “I think I know that guy.”
“Really”, Jan asked, “from where?”
“From schooldays – I think he’s Graham Rosie who was in my class at Buckhaven High School.” (Buckhaven High was a six-year, co-educational school in Leven, Fife, Scotland, almost 5,000 miles and a dozen years away.)
“Are you sure?”
“Pretty sure – I recognise the back of his head – I sat behind him...”
“Well go see if it’s him.”
Mick did – he walked over tapped the fellow on the shoulder, and when he turned said, “Hi Graham”.
The fellow barely missed a beat – he looked at him and said “Hey, Mike, what are you drinking?”
What are the odds, eh? Graham was actually English, but his parents had moved north to Fife. Had he been a Scot, instead of a Sassenach, and his wits about him, I'm pretty sure he would’ve said:
“Hi Mike – must be your turn to buy a round...”
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I Love to Go Awandering
Brian Macdonald |
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As a young lad growing up in Dundee, I was preoccupied with the affairs of everyday and did not develop much of an interest in the wider world’s affairs until I became a bit older and started to look around me and from a higher elevation. Some things impinged, though. The coronation of Queen Elizabeth II in 1953 and The Suez Crisis of 1956 were events that hit my consciousness. The same short-sightedness was true of my view of geography. Life was home, school, working in the family shop, holiday trips to inland Kirriemuir and seaside Arbroath and a rare train trip to London with my English mother. Lochearnhead(1) and a picnic by the shore of Loch Earn was a favourite excursion destination of my parents of a weekend and that was as far afield as we went.
When I got old enough to ride a motorbike, I did venture further afield, covering many miles around Scotland and down as far as southern England. I was fortunate to spend time on a farm near Orleans in France as part of a multi-school group and to go to a military barracks in Lüneburg in Germany as a school army cadet, both in my mid-teens. A highlight of my teens was a month in Belgrade at age seventeen. I know now that I did not so much experience travel then as skim over the surface of places, did not absorb local culture or scenery, rather got a temporary fix from them, and often rapidly moved on, with little lasting impression made on me.
Then came the serious business of growing up, earning a living, establishing a nest, having a family. My generation did not do what many young adults do now, spend up on life, travel, the arts, while still young and worry about accumulating worldly goods later, after a couple of years of enjoying freedom and wanderlust after the bonds of school are removed. The ethos back then was that you got a job, worked hard, saved your money, and put off what was seen as non-essential spending till later. I do not grudge today’s young folk their lifestyle; it helps broaden the mind and develop a less parochial culture. But that was just how things were in the 1950s in Scotland. Even so, the life-building stage took me to England, Northern Ireland and then to Australia, and included the acquisition of a wife and children, and we have lived in Australia in a number of different states for the greater part of our lives. Our family has always had the wanderlust.
Australia is the place for wanderers and campers. It ranges from the cool, temperate climate of the island state of Tasmania in the south, where it occasionally snows on Mount Wellington, which looms over the capital city, Hobart, at 42° south, to Cape York in the far north of Queensland, only 10° south of the equator, well inside the Tropic of Capricorn. From Sydney on the east coast to Perth on the west is from London to Moscow, but with a vast, empty tract in between, unlike Europe. Australia has a mountain range that runs round the south coast from Adelaide and all the way up the eastern coast of the continent, with its tallest peak, Mount Kosciuszko(2) in New South Wales, over 7000 feet high. There are deserts of different types in the mostly flat inland, which was once largely a huge sea, magnificent cool-climate and subtropical rainforests, two cities of five million inhabitants with spectacular architecture, as well as a number of other large cities and gracious 19th century goldmining boom towns. Australia has its own unique fauna and flora too. Lots to see and do.
Australia has some of the world’s richest geology. Large tracts of Western Australia are composed of the world’s highest grade iron ore. There are geological features such as Wilpena Pound, in outback South Australia, a natural amphitheatre formed of two mountain ranges, with its own micro-ecology and gorges though the area where you can gaze on rock 500 million years old and discover fossils. There are extensive lava tube formations in tropical northern Queensland, miles of wonderful, unspoiled and almost deserted beaches all round the coast, parts of outback Queensland where dinosaur fossils are frequently dug up, most recently the whimsically named Australotitan cooperensis(3), said to be among the 15 largest dinosaurs ever found. There are moderately-trafficked major highways across the land and rough tracks to delight four-wheel drive addicts and adventure motorcyclists and terrorise suburban motorists. It is not surprising that people of many nations come to Australia to experience outback adventure and that many Australians love to travel in our own country, for over ninety per cent of us live in cities, our family among them.
Camping used to be a cheap travel and holiday option but has moved a long way up-market over time. Our life of leisure travel started with a small, white, cotton tent in rainy Ireland, bought cheap from a fellow-worker as young marrieds and much-patched by us before use. It did not resist rain. A big improvement was a domed, igloo tent of rain-resistant orange canvas, that had hydraulic poles, blown up with a foot pump, and
the great luxury of a sewn-in vinyl groundsheet. We took that tent with us to Australia, where it was used by us and by the local scoutmaster. Our first camping rig in Australia was the quaintly named Cargill Caravanette, a steel trailer with a superstructure of steel-pipe poles, canvas, and fly-screen mesh (essential in
Australia) that ingeniously slotted and zipped into a form of cabin. That clever setup, towed easily by a small car, not only carried all our travel equipment, including, on one trip, a large crib and a stroller for the latest addition to the family, but also housed us dry and warm all over Australia. It was followed by a semi-caravan that closed down to half height and a short towing length and rejoiced in the evocative name of ‘Sunwagon’. When you raised the fibreglass roof – by hand! – and pulled the ends out, it morphed into a four-bunk caravan with sink, fridge and cooking stove built in. Luxury! That served us well with two growing children and a Labrador dog for some years. Since then, we have owned every kind of camping and caravanning device. That includes a sleek, blue, lightweight, fibreglass trailer, designed to be towed by a motorcycle,
which quartered our continent north to south and east to west, two up on the bike, holding all our camping needs.
Now we are quintessential grey nomads. This is an affectionate Aussie term for older, retired Australians who tow their holiday home behind them, travelling extensively to enjoy the cultural and scenic variety of the country and to escape the dreary winter climate of the southern states for the balmy mid-twenties winter sunshine of the tropical north. Every year there is a winter exodus from southern Victoria and Tasmania of many thousands of hardy pensioners, like migrating swallows. With a nod to our age and desire for comfort, we have the latest in a number of caravans we have owned (see below). We trundle from holiday park to
holiday park and town to town as we trek, following the sun, heading for favourite places, often meeting the same folk again and again, soaking up the warm evening sunshine, sitting with a glass of wine, plotting future movement.
Well, we did until covid-19 came along. For now, we are restricted to our own state borders and sometimes even to the confines of our home for many weeks. But this, too, will pass and we will be off again ‘on the wallaby'(4) enjoying the roaming life and the variety of Australia to the full.
Footnotes
(1) Lochearnhead is a village about 60 miles from Dundee, situated at the head of pretty Loch Earn.
(2) Australian pronunciation Kozz-ee-us-ko (not what you’d expect from the original Polish name).
(3) The Cooper (or Cooper Creek) is a river in outback Queensland, in the area where this dinosaur was found, hence ‘cooperensis’ The Cooper flows only when there is enough tropical rain further north to flow south and fill the river. It has no permanent source and flows into Lake Eyre in South Australia, a huge inland sea that contains water only when rarely filled by the Cooper and other creeks after extensive rains in Queensland, hundreds of kilometres further north. Lake Eyre has often been used for land speed record attempts. As is the way of Aussie humour, Lake Eyre has a flourishing yacht club, with its clubhouse in the tiny township of Marree, situated on its southern shoreline, at the junction of the famous Birdsville and Oodnadatta Tracks. The yacht club holds regular sand regattas and sails when the lake is full.
(4) Australian expression ‘on the wallaby (trail)’ meaning ‘awandering’.
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Sink and Swim
Hugh McGrory |
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My previous story took place on the A85 at the foot of Glen Ogle, and it reminded me of another tale which occurred not far from there – another story that I heard not long after I arrived in the area.
So, follow me north on the A85 from Lochearnhed for about 4 miles, climbing up beside the Ogle Burn, then
turn west at Mid Lix towards Crianlarich, where, after about 8 miles, Loch Iubhair appears on the right/ (pronounced You’ar, in Gaelic it means Loch of the Yew Tree).
The road along the lochside was one of our road improvement projects needed to allow heavy road transport vehicles to carry large turbines and other equipment to the many new hydro electric schemes being constructed in northern Scotland. In particular, many of the roads were built on a peaty substrate which had to be removed before the road could be rebuilt.
On visiting the site , I heard the story I’m about to relate, more than once -- usually it began something like:
“Pity you hadn’t been here this spring,” one of the crew would say, then to a mate “Remember the guy in the sports car?”
His buddy would reply something like “Oh yeah; what a twat…”
It seems that the loch had overflowed across the road due to snow melt and some heavy rainfalls. Traffic on the two lane road was held up under the control of flagmen.
In order to construct the road to be able to withstand the heavy loads, it was necessary to excavate the layer of peat down to bedrock – about 10 to 12 feet – and replace with properly compacted earth fill. Traffic had to be maintained on the two-lane road, so the eastbound lane was excavated and refilled while the westbound lane did double duty, east and westbound traffic alternating .
On this occasion several westbound cars were waiting their turn when the queue was joined by an open top sports car. The driver was a nattily dressed young man complete with the, de rigueur, leather gloves with knuckle cut-outs.
As he joined the end of the line and looked west at the road ahead, he saw something like the photo below.
The loch had flooded across the road to a depth of six to eight inches. What he thought he was seeing is shown in the first sketch below. He was wrong… The road cross section actually looked like the second sketch.
So, Jack-the-Lad sized up the situation and decided that he didn’t have to be Tail-end-Charlie… He pulled out into the eastbound lane past the frantically gesticulating flagman and coasted west. Of course, a few seconds later he fell off the end of his world, and he and the car disappeared into the depths of the dark, peaty, 12-foot-deep water.
He swam to shore and was fished out (the car took a while longer to be pulled from the depths…) Of course, everyone, workers and motorists, were delighted, and laughed their heads off…
We can only hope that he learned a lesson that day and realised that he got off lightly – if he hadn’t been in an open top car his situation might well have turned deadly!
I wish I’d been there to see it…
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Yugoslavia 2
Michael Marks |
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We arrived in Ljubljana that afternoon and the eight or nine of us looked around for any sign of welcome.
There was an equally concerned group of Yugoslavs wondering what they had let themselves in for. We were each introduced to the relevant families who had been paired with us. In my case it was the family Yavornik. This consisted of Deso who was about my age, his younger sister Tosia, and their parents. Later I was to meet an older sister and later still other family members. (In the photo, Deso is bottom right, his dad has the walking stick, and Momi is hiding behind Dad.)
Mrs. Yavornik was a very good cook and we soon settled in for one of her meals over which we started to get to know each other. Ljubljana used to be the capital of Slovenia but was now a part of Yugoslavia and almost all of the two million inhabitants referred to themselves as Slovenes. I was able to form a bond with them when I explained about Scotland, England, and the UK.
I determined to pick up some useful words and phrases as quickly as possible. Items of food such as fresh fruits and delicious home made fruit dumplings were a good start. Deso and I were well
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matched at tennis and table tennis, so numbers were also fairly easy to pick up.
I remember being grateful to Mr. Hutchison (aka Bunny Hutch, Morgan language teacher) for my limited knowledge of French and German. The problem was that Deso’s mother, known to all as Momi, spoke excellent French and some English, Deso spoke excellent English and German, and his father spoke excellent German but little English. Conversations were never dull!
As part of our further education we were asked to visit some factories and where appropriate make use of their production output. The British Council seemed to think this would be a good introduction to understanding the wonderful communist economy. Deso had volunteered to organise suitable visits. One of these was a cigarette factory and the other was turning out some rather good alcoholic beverages. We followed directions and sampled a good cross section of these.
As far as our little group of eight or nine brave souls was concerned there was only one further group get-together. This was a visit to the caves at Postojna, an enormous cave system about 45 minutes by road from Ljubljana.
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Apart from the stalactites and stalagmites the caves are famous for two features. One is a huge cave with a perfectly flat floor. It was used from time to time as an underground concert hall. The other is a unique fish
which is totally blind. Functionally, there was no need for sight as there was no light at all. An excellent example of evolution.
Deso had volunteered to organise the visit. The journey by train wasn’t cheap, but there was a greatly reduced fare for Slovene students. Our party contained about eight British and the same number of Slovenes. So, we paid Deso at the local Slovene student rate and agreed to leave all the talking to the locals especially when the ticket inspector was nearby...
To be continued…
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A Moment in Space and Time
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Funny how you can start thinking about something, which makes you think of something else, which makes you think of….
Recently I saw a video of dogs running the length of a football field to catch a frisbee (apparently my favourite dog, the border collie, is recognised as the best of the best in this role). This made me think of fielders in baseball or cricket who do the same thing – that is, man or beast, they are able to move part of their body into the path of a flying object so as to arrive at the same point in three-dimensional space at exactly the same moment.
This got me thinking of what wonderful organisms brains are – human or animal. Think of it – running at speed, watching an object flying through the sky and instinctively adjusting course and speed so as to arrive at exactly the spot to make the catch. Few of us could perform this feat, though we’ve all experienced it in a small way when someone throws us something to catch...
Finally, that thought of objects coming together in time and space reminded me, strangely, of a story…
In the early sixties. I had just moved to Killin in Perthshire to manage a tiny office of 5 people
as a Resident Engineer for Perth County on road and bridge projects in that part of the Highlands.
I was driving west along the A85 on the north shore of Loch Earn and turning north at Lochearnhead into
Glen Ogle. I was with a local man, though I can’t remember who, and, as we turned into the glen, he told me of an incident that had occurred some time before at that spot.
An army truck loaded with army cadets (much like the teenagers in the photograph) was travelling north on
some kind of training exercise, and they stopped just outside the village for a break. Some of the cadets got
out to stretch their legs while others relaxed in the back. It was probably a Bedford RL Troop Carrier – soft canvas sides with benches down each side facing each other.
As the kids lounged on the benches, leaning on the side canvas, feet up on the supplies in the middle of the lorry, there was a thump. One of them pitched forward – he was bleeding badly from his head – and quite dead!
A heavy vehicle had passed by and the side mirror had brushed the canvas side of the lorry… Later, police tracked down the vehicle in the Glencoe/ Ballachulish area and the driver said
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that he remembered the army truck but hadn’t felt a thing.
PS
I’ve tried to verify this story more than once to no avail, but:
1. While I can’t remember who the source was, I did believe it at the time, so presumably I felt the person could be trusted.
2. In my research I did find references to accidents of a similar nature with soft-sided army vehicles, and subsequent changes made in army regulations. See here:
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Traffic Control
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Our traffic control training began on a benign square of concrete painted with road markings and equipped with fake traffic lights. We would take turns acting as “traffic”, walking in groups of three (a big truck), two (a van) or singly (posing as a car). The lucky trainee on duty at the crossroad would control the “traffic” flow with hand signals, watched carefully by the sergeant in charge to make sure he did not allow the “traffic” to back up on any one of the painted streets.
And woe betide the trainee if he inadvertently allowed two streets of “traffic” to drive into each other. “You stupid arse!” the sergeant would bellow. “You just smashed up ten bloody trucks!”
But then came the day when we were unleashed on the unsuspecting citizens of Colchester to help control
their traffic flow in and out of the historic old town. One by one we were allowed to pull on the long white
gloves and don the red hat-cover of an active MP. Then we were taken to one of the intersections of town where the traffic lights would be switched off – and we were in control.
What was magical about this exercise was how suddenly and wonderfully powerful you felt. Up went your white-gloved hand and a massive 22-wheel Foden diesel truck would grind to a halt. Behind it, a flock of Austins, Hillmans and Fords coasted to a stop. Keeping that left hand high, you did a sharp turn to your right and firmly waved on traffic in the other lane, sweeping your right hand smoothly past your head from front to back...
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and like a solid stream of coloured metal, a column of cars and vans rumbled past your shoulder
You kept a sharp eye on how much traffic was backing up in the stopped lane, and when you guessed they had waited long enough, you raised that right hand again to stop the flow. Then with the left hand beckoned on the lane of traffic waiting patiently for your signal.
For the first few minutes it was nerve-wracking. What if they don’t stop? What’ll I do if some idiot disobeys the signal and crunches into someone’s truck or car?
But slowly you discover that they ARE obeying your signals. You are in charge. Those white gloves on your hands and the red cover on your hat demand obedience from the drivers who approach your intersection. And the sheer power of being in control of all this becomes hypnotic. For those fifteen minutes on duty at that crossroad, you felt twelve feet tall.
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Bearing Witness
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The Charles Smith story reminded me of my own appearances as an expert witness early in my career in Canada...
The Ontario Municipal Board (OMB) was an independent, quasi-judicial body that existed in Ontario from 1906 to 2018. The OMB was an independent administrative board, operated as an adjudicative tribunal, and a very powerful body. One of its major functions was to act as a planning review tribunal – which was where I became involved.
Toronto in the late ‘60s was in the midst of a land development boom. Developers were buying up single-family homes in particular areas with a view to razing the whole area and erecting high rise buildings thus creating a much higher-density environment – and much more revenue, of course.
However, these areas were typically designated as ‘low-density residential’ under the Official Plan of the municipality. Developers would require a variance from the plan – but often local residents didn’t want to sell and move away, and so objected. Eventually this often resulted in a hearing before the OMB which had the power to overrule the municipality and its official plan.
Many objections were often raised against such developments – incongruity with existing low density neighbourhood and violation of the Official Plan; lack of open space; shadows, and loss of sunlight, to name a few. I worked for a consulting engineering and planning company and developers would come to us for help. Another objection often made was that the new building would generate too much traffic for the local street network. Since my background was in traffic engineering, I would be part of the team working on the project.
The way it worked was that I would carry out various analyses (including having people go out and count cars entering and leaving the area, and similar existing high-rise buildings) then write a report for the client. If my report concluded that there was a problem, they would say thanks and pay us off. If, however, I concluded that the traffic generated would not create problems they would hire us to provide expert witness testimony at the OMB hearing – and I would be the designated 'expert'.
The presiding ‘judge’ for these hearings was usually the Chairman of the OMB, Joseph Kennedy, a very powerful character in Ontario because of his position, and followed the strict format of a court of law – witness box, opposing counsel, spectators etc. – just like TV…
This was a great experience for me (not to mention nerve-wracking) since I hadn’t been in the country that long. There was a great deal of money involved, and so the best (and most expensive) counsel in Ontario were hired (and examined or cross-examined me when I was giving evidence). I particularly remember Edwin Goodman (sometimes referred to as ‘Fast Eddie’, a mover and shaker in the inner councils of the
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governing Progressive Conservative party of Ontario), and Charles Dubin (later to be appointed Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of Ontario).
Ethically, the role of an expert witness is to present to the court the facts of an issue based on education and experience, and on any specific investigations that they have carried out. They are not supposed to ‘fight’ for one side or the other, regardless of which side hired them. As we have seen, this was one of the deficiencies in Charles Smith's behaviour.
In terms of procedure, the witness is examined and cross-examined by opposing counsel and it is the role of such counsel to ask those questions which help their client's case ("experienced lawyers never ask a question unless they are sure of the answer they are going to get..."). The witness should answer both counsel in the same way – based on the facts and subsequent analysis – and not slanted to either side.
One of the quirky things that I remember from those occasions springs from the fact that the public was allowed to observe, and the seats were often filled with citizens in opposition to the proposal in question. Those citizens were 'armed for bear', not surprising – some of them were fighting to keep their homes of 40 or 50 years – and they were allowed to ask questions of witnesses...
I didn't usually have trouble answering questions, under cross, from opposing counsel, or from the Chairman who, on occasion, would question witnesses himself, but I did have some difficulty answering those from the public benches. Counsels' questions were mostly predictable, they tended to be technical and were mostly anticipated in our pre-trial prep. sessions.
Questions from spectators came from left field... What I wanted to say sometimes was "That's a dumb question", or, "What does that have to do with anything...". That would have been a huge faux pas, of course! I had to be very courteous and try to come up with a reasonable answer.
One way or another, when my testimony was over, I was usually sitting in a pool of sweat – I guess I didn't have Charles Smith's confidence...
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The Odeon Club
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The Dundee Odeon cinema of my childhood stood on Strathmartine Road next to the Coldside branch of the
Dundee public library, just across the roundabout at the bottom of Caird Avenue, where five major streets meet. It had a grand, art deco frontage, with a huge, vertical sign that blasted out the cinema’s name at night in big, red, illuminated letters. It was built in 1936 as the Vogue cinema. A year later, the group of which it was part was taken over by Oscar Deutsch, an English entrepreneur, who went into the picture show business in 1928 and built up a successful chain of Odeon cinemas that covered Britain. It was subsequently re-named The Odeon.
By the end of World War II, when I was seven, the Odeon chain of more than two hundred cinemas had been
sold to the British Rank company. Many filmgoers of my age and much younger will recall the J. Arthur Rank Organisation’s logo of a heroic, muscular, male figure in profile striking a huge gong, complete with sound, at the start of a cinema showing.
J.Arthur Rank was of the family of the same name which already had a Britain-wide flour milling business, which became Rank, Hovis, McDougall, and whose huge flour tankers were to be seen on England’s roads carting bulk flour to bakeries to be turned into
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loaves of sliced bread.
J. Arthur Rank became the dominant company in film production and distribution in Britain, followed by
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Gaumont British and Pathé, both of which had their origins in French companies. The J. Arthur Rank Organisation disappeared before the turn of the last century. Most of Dundee’s cinemas of this era were owned by large cinema companies but an exception worthy of mention was Green’s Playhouse in the Nethergate, close to the city centre, also unashamedly art deco inside and out, with a flamboyant tower that carried the vertical name ‘Playhouse’.
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Green’s Playhouse was grand and luxurious with a very large auditorium that boasted and often filled four thousand seats in stalls and circle and had in addition a small number of private boxes. It was built and owned by an independent distributor. The complex incorporated a popular tearoom furnished with armchairs,
which enjoyed a vogue as a meeting place among Morgan Academy senior students during my last years at school. On occasion the large tearoom also did duty as a ballroom.
Most of the city’s picture houses(1) were scattered around the city centre and it was a bus or tram ride from where most Dundee citizens lived to get to them. The Odeon, located in what was, in the 1930s and 1940s, an outer, mostly working-class, residential area, was an anomaly. As I lived on the other side of Clepington Road, in the Fairmuir area, with a short-cut leading straight down Fairmuir Street and Caird Terrace, it was a ten-minute walk to reach the Odeon and the library, both of which I patronised. The cinema is gone now, making way for a supermarket and a sun-tan centre, although the Coldside library still stands and serves the local community, thank goodness.
J. Arthur Rank closed the Odeon in 1973 and it was later demolished. The Odeon Cinema name still exists in Dundee but is borne by a modern complex with ten screens, located near the eastern end of the Kingsway, the city’s loop road, where the Kingsway becomes the A92, the coast road heading northward to Arbroath, Montrose, and Aberdeen. In my young days we simply called it the Arbroath Road.
As well as having a well-patronised schedule of general films, the Odeon Cinema of my childhood ran an event very popular with the local kids, the Odeon Club. This was a Saturday morning matinée showing for young people with films to suit. You paid a modest ticket price at the box office, and you could join the club by filling in a form with your name, address, and birth date. You still had to hand over your cash on a Saturday morning (In my day it was sixpence for a stall seat and ninepence for a balcony or circle seat.) but were entitled, as a club member, to a free ticket for the Saturday nearest your birthday. The free pass came in the post, which was much quicker and more reliable in those good old days.
The Odeon Club proved a mecca for us local urchins and there was always a noisy queue on the pavement on Saturday morning before nine o’clock, silver sixpenny pieces clutched in our hands or in our pockets, eager for the doors to open so we could jockey for the best seats. I suppose our parents were glad to be rid of us for a couple of hours too, on their morning off work. Most of us paid the cheap rate, which entitled you to a neck-stretching seat looking up at the screen, and only enjoyed an upstairs balcony seat when we got our free birthday pass. I believe this privilege ended when the balcony was closed for the Saturday morning showing.
The format was always the same. There were a few trailers of coming attractions to whet our appetites for future attendance then the show proper. Laurel and Hardy, Old Mother Riley and the comic genius Charlie Chaplin were favourites. There would be an intermission when we filled ourselves with a Walls’ ice cream slider(2) or a bag of Smiths Crisps, only one flavour, complete with salt in a twist of blue waxed paper. There was always a very popular sing-along session, when we belted out Harry Lauder(3) favourites like ‘I love a lassie’, ‘It’s nice tae get up in the morning’, ‘Roamin’ in the gloamin’’ and ‘Keep right on to the end of the road’, with the words appearing on the screen with a bouncing ball above them, keeping time for us as it followed the words. After the interval there would be a Roy Rogers, Tex Ritter, Gene Autry or Hopalong Cassidy cowboy film and sometimes a short, educational feature.
At the end of the showing, only a reprobate few left before we had obediently stood and sung the national anthem, with a film clip and the music by a military band from the annual king’s birthday(4) Trooping the Colour parade. Then we poured out of the Odeon, a boisterous rabble, blinking in the daylight, ready for another Saturday and Sunday of sport and play before the drudgery of school started again on Monday.
It would be a long time till the next Saturday.
Footnotes
(1) Between 1940 and 1955, Dundee boasted twenty-six cinemas. In the early 1950s, cinemas played to packed houses and large-scale musicals such as Oklahoma (The opening scene of Curly riding his horse out of a huge screen at me while he sings the joys of “Oh, what a beautiful morning” is still in vivid, glorious Technicolor, in my memory.) and South Pacific commanded huge audiences. Now it seems there are only three cinema houses in the city, but each has multiple auditoriums and musical films are now derived from standard stories which are not just the pure entertainment of these mid-20th century indulgences.
(2) A ‘slider’ was an oblong of ice cream held and eaten, with much licking to contain the melting drips, between two thin, flat wafers. Walls ice cream came as a solid, somewhat waxy block wrapped in grease-proof paper but in most cases the softer and creamier local product was scooped from a container and formed in a metal mould with an ejector mechanism. The packaged version was more convenient for the young women who patrolled the cinema aisles with a dimly lit tray of sweets, ice cream and cigarettes slung from their shoulders. The popular and manageable cornet style of the delicacy was known as a ‘cone’ or sometimes a ‘poke’ in Scotland.
(3) Sir Harry Lauder was the most popular Scottish music hall and radio entertainer of the first half of the 20th century. He wore full highland attire and carried a cromach (a Scottish walking stick, usually longer than the standard walking stick and often irregular in shape) and sang Scottish dialect songs, many of which he wrote. His popularity far exceeded his native Scotland. He was said to have been, at one time, the most highly paid entertainer in the English-speaking world. He was knighted for his charitable and fund-raising work during WWI. Lauder’s songs were wholesome, upbeat, and cheerful. It is reported that he was offered Will Fyffe’s ‘I belong to Glasgow,’ a song about a Glaswegian working man somewhat incapacitated by alcohol on his Saturday night out, who is incoherent, dizzy, and garrulous, but that Lauder refused it because it celebrated the consumption of alcohol.
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(4) King George VI reigned over the United Kingdom from 1936 till his death in 1952. On his death, his older daughter, Elizabeth, ascended to the throne, becoming Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain. Only then did the national anthem become ‘God Save the Queen’ and the June parade become The Queen’s Birthday Trooping the Colour.
Once again, I am indebted to the memories of Dorothy and Neil Alexander, contemporaries and neighbours of my childhood, and fellow Morgan Academy students, for bolstering my failing memory.
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A Man Called Smith 5
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The Smith affair was a sad commentary on a failure of the Ontario justice system, and one has to ask the question, "How the hell could this have happened?" I want to conclude the series by addressing this...
We’ve seen some of the damage caused to many, many people, not only the principals in each case, but their extended families, friends, neighbours, work colleagues and acquaintances. Of course, some received compensatory damages. The Ontario Government provided some compensation: those 'directly' affected by the debacle were eligible for amounts of up to $250,000, children removed from their parents’ custody were entitled to up to $25,000 and other family members up to $12,500.
Beyond this, some turned to civil law and sued various parties, winning varying amounts – Bill Mullins sued for $14 million and was awarded $4.5 million. It seems however, that for many of the victims the money didn’t really heal the deep wounds left by their journeys through hell.
It doesn’t seem that Smith acted with malice, with intent to harm innocent people – the law system in Ontario seems to agree since no charges were ever brought against him. However, the Goudge Report revealed a litany of problems.
- First, despite his training and experience in pediatric pathology, he knew virtually nothing about forensics. He admitted at the Inquiry that his training in forensic pathology was "minimal", that he was basically “self taught". Adding fuel to the fire, he seems to have been supremely self-confident, believing that he was always right, and when coupled with his manner of presentation, seems to have convinced everyone from police to judges and juries (not to mention his superiors and colleagues…) that he was indeed ‘infallible’.
- He was not properly supervised by his superiors, the Chief and Deputy Chief Coroners for the Province of Ontario (while Smith had no education in forensic pathology, neither of them had any expertise in pathology!)
- Many of his practices in performing autopsies were woefully inadequate – he almost never attended the death scene; he didn’t always ensure that the appropriate medical records of the decedent were available and consulted; he was sloppy and inconsistent in documenting his work; his reports were nothing more than a recitation of his findings and his conclusions were not supported by a persuasive connection to the facts.
- He misplaced evidence that sometimes turned up many months later, and he frequently missed deadlines for producing reports (twice police actually subpoenaed him in order to have him produce the information).
- He did not prepare adequately for his court appearances usually only reading his report from months before to remind himself of the case. This was inappropriate and insufficient and not surprisingly often caused difficulties.
- Finally, he seems to have had a lack of understanding of the independent role of an expert witness, an area in which I have some personal experience... Smith is quoted as saying, in his first day of testimony before the public inquiry probing his work, that he now realised he had little understanding of the criminal justice system or the role an expert witness should play in a trial. "I thought I knew it, but I realize now just how profoundly ignorant I was".
He said he used to think his role as an expert witness in a trial was to support the prosecution. He didn't realize it was his job to be impartial.
"In the very beginning, when I went to court on the few occasions in the 1980s, I honestly believed it was my role to support the Crown attorney," Smith told the inquiry. "I was there to make a case look good. That's the way I felt."
As I end this story that turned out so badly for so many, I can’t help returning to one of my pet themes – the randomness of our lives…. Charles Smith and I crossed paths very briefly more than forty years ago – he was a doctor, and I an engineer, but we were both computer nerds.
When I first came across computers I was hooked, and through happenstance, I went from being a user of computers in my engineering work, to a role providing the software and hardware computer tools that other engineers could use in their work – and had a very satisfying career.
Perhaps if Charles had taken a similar path and concentrated on computing as a tool for doctors, rather than specialising in pathology, the heartache of so many people would have been avoided…
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When we started our sixth year at Morgan Academy (1953) I had heard of Yugoslavia, but that was about it. Little did I imagine that by the next summer I would spend a month living with a family there.
The way it happened was as follows. A UK government organisation called the Education Interchange Council (an offshoot of the British Council) had been set up to offer subsidized travel to the then Yugoslavia and, it was hoped, foster closer ties with that Communist country. To that end, about a hundred UK schools were asked to nominate one sixth former to make the trip. The way the schools were selected should ensure a cross section of the UK. The Yugoslav schools were chosen the same way.
That meant that Scotland would be allocated eight places, one of which would be from Dundee. That place was given to the Morgan, and I was the lucky one to get it.
Sixty-eight years later and sadly my friend Deso (nickname for Desimir) is no longer with us, but we are still regarded as family members, so I suppose the scheme was a success, at least as far as Dundee and Ljubljana are concerned.
Once I heard that I had been accepted for the exchange visit, my first job was to read all that I could about
Yugoslavia and here I was lucky to find a book entitled Eastern Approaches by a former diplomat turned soldier called Fitzroy Maclean. He tells a thrilling tale in a best selling novel, a large amount of which is about his liaison work with Tito and his partisan group during WW2. Incidentally, he became the youngest brigadier ever in the British army.
I read many other books about the country at that time and that helped when I first met my host family and their friends. Thanks are due here to the Dundee library, whose staff helped me with books about the country and its history.
Having got whatever information I could about Yugoslavia I needed spending money plus permission to take it out of the UK – we were all still facing postwar austerity. I have my old passport from that era and it shows that I had
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permission to take the magnificent sum of £20 to cover my spending money for four weeks.
So, armed with a little knowledge and very little cash, I left Dundee and found my way to London, where the real journey began. I mentioned above that our group was about a hundred strong. We all made our own ways to London’s Victoria Station where we were herded into our various groups, according to our destinations. The biggest group was heading for the capital, Belgrade. The others being destined for Zagreb, Novi Sad, and our little group for Ljubljana.
It took two days to get there. First we went from London to Dover. Next the ferry to Calais and finally on the Simplon Orient express to Yugoslavia.
Two events remain fixed in my memory of the journey. First was passing through Frankfurt in the middle of the night. I was astonished to see building work in the middle of the night with builders working with floodlights to repair the damage done by the RAF and the Americans. It was obvious that the German economy was prospering.
The other memory was as follows. You may or may not be able to imagine the boredom of being cooped up in a train carriage for two whole days. So, passing through Austria and into Yugoslavia, I decided to walk down the train and get the blood circulating again. As I started to enter the last carriage I realized that it was a sort of guard’s van with some big packing cases in the middle. A group of young Yugoslav soldiers were sitting round these boxes drinking and playing cards.
What to do? One of the soldiers started to speak to me in the local language so I indicated that I didn’t understand. Fortunately, I had taken German at the Morgan and this they could speak. I was soon sitting down with them and being plied with the local fire water known as Slivovitz. Welcome to Yugoslavia...
To be continued…
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A Man Called Smith 4
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We previously looked at the first of three types of cases – where people went through hell, but in the end, no charges were laid.
The second type of case:
Where people who were innocent of the charges they were facing, felt obliged to plead guilty to lesser charges to avoid the likelihood of much longer sentences.
In 1992, at the age of 23 and pregnant with her fourth child, Maria Shepherd pled guilty to manslaughter in the death of her three-year-old stepdaughter, Kasandra.
Maria changed her not-guilty plea to guilty, mid-trial, when faced with Dr. Charles Smith's expert evidence that Kasandra had been killed by a blow to the head. Court documents show Kasandra began vomiting and became unresponsive in April 1991 after a long period of ill health. She died two days after being admitted to hospital.
The advice from her defence counsel was that, with Dr Smith’s reputation as an infallible expert, she would in all likelihood be found guilty. Instead, she should accept a deal worked out with the prosecution to enter a joint submission on a sentence of two years less a day with three years probation. This lesser sentence would mean that she would probably be released after about a year, and was a strong inducement to plead guilty, as she may otherwise have faced a much longer sentence.
Maria was incarcerated and taken from her young family for 11 months. Twenty-five years later the
Ontario Court of Appeal set aside Maria’s conviction on the basis of new forensic expert evidence which demonstrated that Smith's conclusions were without scientific basis.
It was believed that Kasandra may have had a previous brain injury, which could have caused seizures. They also believe that she may have suddenly developed a seizure disorder that could have killed her. Her guilty plea was set aside and she was acquitted of manslaughter.
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The third category:
Wrongful convictions where the accused maintained their innocence and received long prison sentences.
The most egregious case was that of William Mullins-Johnson (known as Bill Mullins) is an aboriginal man from the Batchewana First Nation in Northern Ontario, a gentle giant of a man. He was described as a six-foot-five, 250-pound, ‘soft-spoken’ man. Sadly, he went partially blind and deaf as an infant and was also left with a speech impediment due to swelling in his brain. This caused him to be deemed ‘different’, even by his own Ojibwe mother.
In 1963, he was living with his brother Paul, Paul’s partner, Kim, and their three children in Sault Saint
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Marie, Ontario. Bill got along well with Kim and the children and was very close to his brother. Paul and Kim decided to have an evening out and asked Bill to babysit the children. Next morning, when Kim went to waken the kids, she found her four-year-old daughter, Valin, was dead.
An autopsy was performed by a local pathologist who determined that Valin had been strangled to death; a local pediatrician said the child had been sexually abused – there was bruising on her body and her anus was distended; Charles Smith consulted on the case from Toronto and concurred – he further concluded that the four-year-old was being sodomized at the time of her death.
The police arrested Bill Mullins and he was charged with first degree murder. Paul and Kim did not believe that Bill, the uncle the children adored, was guilty.
The jury decided that Bill had killed Valin while sexually assaulting her – he was convicted of first degree murder and sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole for 25 years. At that point, Paul and Kim’s love for Bill turned to hate.
For his part, Bill heard the ‘expert’ testimony in court that the child was sexually assaulted, and , like everyone else, believed it. So, knowing that he was innocent, the only other person who could have done it was his brother who was sitting watching him go to prison. Bill’s love for his brother turned to hate too.
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Bill continued to maintain his innocence through his years in prison, where, as a convicted baby killer, he was subject to assaults and torture from fellow inmates (everyone needs someone to look down on...)
After 10 years a lawyer from the Association in Defence of the Wrongly Convicted (Innocence Canada) visited Bill. He said that they believed that he was wrongly convicted, that no sexual assault had taken place, and that Valin had really died of natural causes!
They had consulted a number of experienced forensic pathologists and they agreed that the bruising was lividity (blood pooling), and the distension of the anus was a relaxation of sphincter muscle, both natural post-mortem processes.
Eventually the Ontario Court of Appeal agreed to hear the case based on the incompetence of Charles Smith and the new interpretation of the evidence. Bill’s first-degree murder conviction was set aside, and an acquittal entered in its place. Bill was set free.
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Sadly, by then, Paul and Kim’s relationship had ended, Paul had lost his children, and his life had descended into drugs and alcohol.
(To be concluded...)
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After we had learned most of the rudiments of military discipline and British Army law, we got stuck into motorcycle and truck driving, traffic control and pistol shooting, Although on duty we wore white cross-webbing that included a pistol holster which could accommodate a .38-calibre Webley pistol, we were never entrusted with such a weapon in normal duty. That bulky and imposing holster was stuffed with nothing more dangerous than yesterday’s 'Daily Mirror'.
When we did, finally, get an opportunity to shoot the .38 Webley, we fired at plywood figures some 30 yards away, set up against large mounds of sand and gravel. The Webley always fired high and right. You had to physically force it down and to the left as you fired. You were instructed to hold the Webley with your right hand (if you were right-handed) straight out fully extended... none of this bracing the gun hand with the other hand. That was for American shooters, gangsters, and foreign mobsters – not for British policemen.
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The disconcerting fact that emerged from our day at the shooting range came when we 'spotted' for our fellow trainees as they blasted away at the plywood figures. Comfortably, and safely ensconced in ground-level pits, we watched as those .38 Webley bullets barely punched through the plywood before dropping like tired bumblebees into the sand behind. It was pretty obvious our pistols were worn more for their intimidation effect than their stopping power.
We trained on Army-issue 350 and 500 c.c. BSA motorcycles, complete with levers for spark and mixture
control. In theory we should have been able to set our petrol mixture at 'rich' when starting cold, then slowly switch to the “lean” setting as the engine warmed up. Same with the spark control – to be set in the ‘advance' position on starting, then quickly moving to the 'regular' setting to achieve the most economical and advantageous use of our machines. Well, that was the theory...
Unfortunately, these motorcycles were clapped-out old beasts that wheezed and groaned like the pensioners they were. Legions of trainees before us had misused and mangled the levers so that the bikes staggered on as best they could, coughing and farting on a much-too-rich diet of pure petrol and wildly inaccurate spark settings.
As a group, we thundered down the quiet roads of Colchester, belching blue fumes and poisonous smells like a mobile gas attack. On my sagging old machine, I remember, the speedometer was stuck permanently at a highly unlikely 85 miles-per-hour – a speed the machine might have aspired to in its youth but could now only achieve if it were fired from a cannon.
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A Man Called Smith 3
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The Coroner’s Review examined 45 of Smith’s cases; it found problems with 20, of which 13 involved convictions. The 45 cases generally fell into three categories, and we’ll look at an example of each:
Where parents or caregivers were investigated but charges were never laid, or were withdrawn, or in which the accused was acquitted at trial.
Lianne Thibeault's son Nicholas died in 1995, in Sudbury, Ontario. The little boy was 10 months old when
he fell and hit his head on a sewing machine. His mother saw immediately that he wasn’t breathing, called 911, and tried to revive him. Sadly, the baby was declared dead at the hospital. Almost 18 months after Nicholas died, police told Lianne that she was a suspect for her son's death. This is how that came about:
A local pathologist had caried out an autopsy, categorizing the cause of death as ‘SIDS’, (Sudden Infant Death Syndrome). However, months later, a supervisor found an error in the post-mortem report – the cause of death should have been classified by the broader ‘SUDI’ (Sudden Unexplained Death in Infancy) since the baby had not been asleep at the time.
That relatively minor error triggered a review, which fell to Smith – he dismissed the original pathologist’s findings and carried out an exhumation in order to perform a second autopsy. Lianne attended, and when she arrived at the cemetery, she was shocked by what she saw.
"I could see a group standing beside my son's grave and – they were still in the process of pulling the dirt out of the ground," sad Lianne, “and I could see a little boy playing in the dirt. I was furious."
That little boy was Charles Smith's son (seen above, with his father). Smith said he brought his son to Sudbury to help keep him awake during the long drive from Toronto. The Chief Coroner later admitted the child should not have been present at the exhumation.
The Crown did not proceed with charges against Lianne, but that was not the end of her ordeal. She was pregnant, and Children's Aid announced it would be apprehending her unborn daughter at birth because of the police investigation into Nicholas' murder.
"During my first trimester of pregnancy, I was being accused of murder and did not know whether or not I would be going to jail, and in my third trimester, I was being told my baby was going to be taken away."
Children's Aid seized the child at birth and Leanne's name was added to the Sex Offenders Registry. She was placed with her grandparents, who acted as de facto foster parents. Lianne was only allowed limited access and required strict supervision.
Lianne's father, Maurice Gagnon spent more than $100,000 over the next six months hiring a top Sudbury lawyer and searching for medical experts and pathologists to challenge Smith's opinions. He found several who felt Nicholas' death had been a tragic accident.
Faced with competing opinions, the provincial chief coroner's office hired its own independent pathologist to review the case again. Dr. Mary Case's report finally put the matter to rest. She found no evidence of foul play and said Nicholas could have died from bumping his head. Lianne's explanation of what happened was entirely plausible.
It took 18 month's before Children's Aid dropped its application, and, in 1999, return Lianne's daughter to her care.
(To be continued…)
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The Golden Age of Science Fiction 5
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Other notable science fiction writers
Raymond Douglas Bradbury, another from this era, born American in 1920 and dying in 2012, wrote not
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only science fiction, both fantasy and hard SF, but also horror and mystery. As was usual, most of his output started as short stories, some later becoming novels. His best-known science fiction work, known even to those with no knowledge of SF, is Fahrenheit 451 of 1953, which tells of a dystopian, totalitarian, future America, where possession of books is a crime and ceremonial burnings of discovered hoards of books are held. A film was made of the book but, maybe surprisingly, not till 2018, and there have been TV series.
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Bradbury’s The Martian Chronicles is science fiction only because it is set on Mars. It describes the trials of an Earth colony set up on the red planet and is not rigorous in its science. His The Illustrated Man is not really a novel, more a compilation of short stories loosely linked by a heavily tattooed man who is the protagonist of one of the tales. Because Bradbury was not exclusively or even mainly a writer of science fiction, the style and content of his SF books made SF more palatable to non-SF readers. Ray Bradbury continued to publish until several years before his death.
John K H Brunner (English, 1934–1995) won the Hugo Award in 1969 for Stand on Zanzibar, about a dystopian, overcrowded world. Brunner wrote many science fiction novels, some under the name of Keith Woodcott. Another novel by Brunner on social topics was The Sheep Look Up in 1972. This grim tale forecasts and goes beyond the situation the world finds itself in now, in 2022, when we are slowly and
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inevitably destroying our planet’s ability to support life through our profligate use of natural resources and the consequent, ever-increasing pollution which is changing the atmosphere for the worse.
In doing so it builds on the work of Rachel Carson, whose non-fiction scientific Silent Spring, took the thinking world by storm in 1962.
Carson warned of the damaging effects of the overuse of pesticides. Brunner’s title is drawn from a poem, Lycidas (The hungry sheep look up, and are not fed), by the 17th century Englishman John Milton, author of Paradise Lost. Milton had a strong concern for social issues and the welfare of the poor, whom he likened to sheep needing direction and support. Brunner drew attention to a growing social and economic problem of his time.
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? is a work from 1968 by Philip K Dick, another notable SF writer of the Golden Era. The plot is of a bounty hunter seeking androids (robots) which have gone wild. Earth is dystopian, polluted (common themes), with limited human population, those who could having decamped to other planets. Most other creatures are dead. I mention this tale because it is the inspiration for the very popular Blade Runner film series.
Edward Elmer Smith, better known as E. E. ‘Doc’ Smith, authored the Lensman series, which covers a vast timescape from the start of the universe all the way to the future. It was the runner-up to Asimov’s Foundation series for the Best Series of All-time Nebula Award in 1966.
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Although not from the Golden Era, no article about science fiction authors would be complete without more than a mention of Douglas Noel Adams, born 1952 and, alas, dead in 2001 at the young age of 49. Although Adams wrote in other genres, he is best known for his great set of five books, together named under the title of the first of the five, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. This is in fantasy mode and intended as light entertainment, not as prophecy or warning of future disaster. It began life as a proposal to the BBC for a short radio comedy series. It grew, topsy-like, into a book, then five books, a TV series which I recall watching, a film and a stage show. The third book in the series has produced a phrase that has entered our consciousness – ‘Life, The Universe and Everything’. Is there anyone in the English-speaking world who does not know that the answer to the question “What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?” is the cryptic “42” given by the morose computer at the end of the universe.
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If you read no other science fiction, do please read The Hitchhiker’s Guide series of books. At least once!
Readers may remark, if they bother to get this far, that I have dealt almost exclusively with male authors. Regrettably, because female minds might have contributed a very different view, female science fiction
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writers are almost non-existent from the Golden Era. I have mentioned Ursula K Le Guin and Anne McCaffrey from this period. Margaret Atwood, who published The Handmaid’s Tale as recently as 1985, writes in a wide range of modes, including poetry. Her recent sequel, The Testaments, is also classed as science fiction. Both books describe the same grim, dystopian, religious extremist, male-dominated, dictatorial, future society, which grew from a disunited USA. How far is this from the
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extreme religious states that have sprung up in parts of our globe?
Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley(1) lived in the 19th century. Her mother was Mary Wollstonecraft, an author,
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and an early campaigner for women’s rights. It was to our advantage that her father, also a writer, saw to it that she was broadly educated, which was by no means universal for females, even of the upper classes, in England then. She married the famed romantic poet, Percy Bysshe Shelley, acted as his editor and promoted his work. Yet Mary Shelley is best known for what is a very early science fiction novel, Frankenstein, (alternatively titled The Modern Prometheus) published when she was only 20. The tale must be known to anyone reading this. The young scientist, Dr Victor Frankenstein,
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brought to life a creature created by him from human body parts and problems ensued. Frankenstein has been the subject of numerous films, TV series and plays. I recall the hollow-cheeked, grim-looking, English actor Peter Cushing in the title part and the tall, gothic, Christopher Lee as his creation in an early Hammer Film, The Curse of Frankenstein (2). Its fame and interest in it are enduring. In our time we have seen fingers, hands, the major organs, even faces and the skin of heads successfully transplanted. This could never have been contemplated in Shelley’s time, yet Mary Shelley conceived of it and wrote so vividly of it. If H G Wells is sometimes called ‘The Father of Science Fiction’ then Mary Shelley has a good case for being its mother.
I started this essay because of my love for the golden era of English-language science fiction. I am sure many of those who read this far (if, indeed, any do), will have read as much SF as I or more than I have. If I have made errors, they are errors of enthusiasm. For that, I apologise. I also apologise to the many brilliant SF writers whose names and work deserve mention in any record of the period, but this is my recollection and the work of my memory.
If I have inspired in you a desire to venture into science fiction, I advise you could do worse than haunt your local charity shop’s bookshelves. Many books from the Golden Age find their way there.
Science Fiction has never been recognised as ‘serious literature’ and does not win major literature awards, probably because of the subject matter being seen as frivolous. Yet there are novels that would be worthy of respect as ‘literature’, being literate, well-constructed, well-written and grand in concept. The best are worth reading.
If I have inspired in you a desire to venture into science fiction, I advise you could do worse than haunt your local charity shop’s bookshelves. Many books from the Golden Age find their way there.
A visit to the Amazon website to seek out a copy of any of the science fiction short story and novella anthologies compiled by the indefatigable Groff Conklin is another good place to start. Edward Groff Conklin lived from 1904 to 1968, but he did not start serious reading of SF until he was forty, although he had had a brush with H G Wells’ work while at college. Already an editor of skill and experience by1944, he took to SF with enthusiasm and chalked up the compilation and editorship of forty SF anthologies. His early introduction to Wells may have led to Conklin’s anthology of Wells’ short stories, 28 Science Fiction Stories by H. G. Wells, published in 1952, but most of SF’s better authors are represented in Conklin’s collections.
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The voyage is worth the effort. Happy reading!
Footnotes
(1) Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley (born Mary Wollstonecraft Godwin, in 1797, in London) and given a sound middle class education at her father’s instigation, not often the case for a woman in that period, has an unusual connection with Dundee, the hometown of many readers of this series, me included. In 1812, when fourteen, Mary was sent from London to Dundee by her father, for a period of recuperation after ill-health, to live with the family of her father’s businessman friend, the Dundee jute magnate William Thomas Baxter. The house was in South Baffin Street, then a rural area to the east of the city with views down to the river Tay and the eastern docks, where sailors from Dundee’s then large whaling fleet landed.
Later in life, she reflected on this period that “I lived principally in the country as a girl and passed a considerable time in Scotland. I made considerable visits to the more picturesque parts, but my habitual residence was on the blank and dreary northern shores of the Tay near Dundee. Blank and dreary on retrospection I call them – they were not so to me then. They were the eyry(sic) of freedom and the pleasant region where unheeded I could convene with the creatures of my fancy.” The young Mary Godwin’s eyes would have been exposed to many gruesome sights of the carcasses and parts of whales, polar bears, and seals as well as her nose to the stench of the processing of whale meat and oil during the fifteen months that she spent in her Dundee sojourn, often sitting, thinking, on the slopes above the Tay.
It is conjectured by later literary historians that the first shoots of Mary Shelley’s horror tale may have taken root in her brain at this time. Mary married Percy Bysshe Shelley at age eighteen, only four years after the Dundee stay. Frankenstein, written mostly on the placid shores of Lake Geneva, was published only two years later, at Mary’s remarkably young age of twenty.
Mary Shelley’s later life contains much of tragedy. Her great love, Percy Bysshe Shelley, died aged thirty, after only six years of marriage to Mary. Only the couple’s oldest child, Percy Florence Shelley, survived infancy. Mary, herself, died in 1851, only fifty-three years old.
This link may be of interest as a discussion of whether the Dundee stay was of influence on Mary Shelley’s writing of Frankenstein.
(2)Hammer Films was an English production company best known for its mostly 1950s horror films such as Baron Frankenstein, The Mummy and Count Dracula.
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A Man Called Smith 2
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Previously I told the tale of a doctor named Smith, whom I had briefly encountered many years ago, and the sad death of baby Amber. That case was heard in 1991 – but Dr. Smith’s story didn’t end there… While his case load and his reputation grew, so did the rumblings of discontent regarding his expertise.
However, due to inaction on the part of those tasked with the overview of Smith’s work over the years, it wasn’t until 2002 that action was taken. He was reprimanded by the Ontario College of Physicians and Surgeons. The college said he was being "overly dogmatic" and had a "tendency towards overstatement."
In 2003, he was forbidden from performing further autopsies at Toronto's Hospital for Sick Children. In 2005, he resigned from his position at the Hospital and moved to Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. However, he failed to inform his new workplace of the issues arising from his previous position. When this was discovered after three months – he was fired, and later pled guilty to a charge of unprofessional conduct for his failure to disclose.
In 2005, the Chief Coroner for Ontario, Dr. Barry McLellan, undertook a ‘Coroner’s Review’ of the work of Dr. Smith in criminally suspicious cases and homicides in the 1990s. The inquiry looked at 44 autopsies conducted by Smith , 13 of which had resulted in criminal charges and convictions. The report on his indiscretions was released in 2007, indicating that there were substantial errors in twenty of those cases.
Resulting from this, the Ontario government set up an inquiry led by Ontario Court of Appeal Judge Stephen Goudge, examining pediatric forensic pathology in the Province. Goudge released his report in
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2008. It made 169 recommendations “necessary to restore and enhance public confidence in pediatric forensic pathology.” The judge stated that he found Smith to be arrogant, despite lacking basic knowledge about forensic pathology, provided erroneous opinions, and made false and misleading statements in court. He was equally scathing about Dr. Robert Young, Chief Coroner, and his deputy, Dr. Maureen Cairns for their failure to react to the many complaints about Smith. (By 2004 both had lost those positions).
In 2010, the Ontario College of Physicians and Surgeons entered into undertakings with former chief coroner Maureen Young and former deputy corner Jim Cairns, agreeing to drop investigations into them if they promised never to reapply to practise medicine again. Many of the victims of the miscarriages of justice were very upset with this deal, seen by many as controversial.
On February 1, 2011, the Smith was stripped of his license and never allowed to practice medicine again as a result of the errors he made, and the lives he destroyed. Smith was married with two children, but some time over this period his marriage broke down and led to divorce. He is believed to be living in British Columbia, re-married, and keeping an extremely low profile.
The bare facts as laid out above tell a sad tale of the rise and fall of a man, but they don't touch on the terrible damage that resulted for so many people. To fully understand the scope of this tragedy you need to know some of the details...
(To be continued…)
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All Change for Dinner
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I made a chicken curry for dinner the other day. It was served with supermarket bought naan bread and a couple of poppadums that came in a packet and were flash-cooked in the microwave and if I say so myself,
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it was delicious. Tomorrow I am thinking of cooking pasta with an anchovy sauce accompanied by garlic bread. Sorry, much as we would love to have you join us, I think it’s best that you cook your own!
How many words in the last paragraph would you have used as a young adult in the 1950s? I am sure that “chicken” would be familiar as a treat on high days and holidays, not yet the ubiquitous meat of everyday life that it has become. “Curry” was almost unknown as a dish and in most Scottish households it was confined to the tin of curry powder lurking at the back of the cupboard. How about “pasta”? It was not a word in many vocabularies although “spaghetti” was a familiar hasty tea-time dish soaked in tomato sauce and coming out of a tin. The Scots word for pasta was macaroni. Normally served with a cheddar-based cheese sauce it did make the occasional appearance with jam as a dessert at school dinners and in some adventurous households. I suspect that to most of us supermarket, microwave, anchovies, garlic, naan bread and poppadums” would also be strangers on our lips. Things have certainly changed in the Scottish diet department in the last seventy years’.
My memories of how we ate pre-1950s were of nutritious, if somewhat bland meals. Breakfast was porridge or some form of cereal with milk, toast and marmalade washed down with tea. On Sundays it would be a cooked breakfast of bacon and egg with fried bread. Lunch, usually known as dinner, was the main meal of the day served shortly after midday. While at primary school I would come home and join my parents. We started with soup followed by some form of meat and potato-based dish – this was followed by a dessert. All of this was prepared by my mother who cleared up after my father returned to work and I went back to school. The final meal of the day was tea. This consisted of a cooked starter followed by bread and teacakes with jam. Sometimes my mother would have baked scones or tea cakes and we would have these over the weekend.
It should be remembered that rationing was in force during the war years and through the rest of the 1940s, it was not until1954 that rationing completely ended. The major effect of food rationing was not to change how people ate but to force the housewife (because it was, she) to make use of the foodstuffs that were available, often substituting the ingredients used to produce the familiar meal. Dried egg was used to make an omelette to substitute for the fried egg that should be accompanying the piece of bacon for Sunday’s breakfast.
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Kippers, herring, white fish, rabbits, mealy puddings, black puddings, sausages, corned beef, and Spam all played their part in maintaining the main course at dinner.
Almost forgotten is the importance of soup as the foundation of the nutritious Scottish diet. Scotch broth was based on the ability to find a mutton bone to make the stock, while pea soup was dependent on finding a ham bone. The use of pearl barley, red lentils and split peas combined with carrot, turnips, leeks, and potatoes made sure that any shortcomings of the main course were fully compensated for, and any leftover spaces would be filled by the dessert. The shortages of sugar and fats meant that desserts consisted mainly of Birds Custard, rice pudding, sago, semolina, and tapioca, all of them only too familiar from school dinners. However, on special days and weekends steamed pudding was often served. These could be anything from a syrup sponge to a jam roly-poly and at Christmas we had a Clootie Dumpling with charms and a sixpence in it.
Several factors caused the change from having our main meal at midday to having it in the early evening. The major one was the work pattern – fewer women were content to be housewives. Many women wanted some form of employment to supplement the family income, this led in turn to a better quality and a wider social life. The shortage of labour in the forties and fifties meant that restrictions on married women obtaining employment were disappearing and a woman’s career could be combined with family life. With greater mobility many men could no longer get home for a midday meal and for others there was no one at home to prepare it for him (Awwww!)
As incomes improved eating out and holidays abroad became more popular and during the mid-fifties restaurants serving all sorts of food began to spring up. I had my first Chinese meal in Reform Street around 1958 and couldn’t wait to go back for another dose of MSG! Indian, Italian, French etc. restaurants were big business and inevitably favourite recipes were tried at home. Spag-Bol, curries, noodles, chilli con carne and all sorts of other exotica were prepared, then refined at home. Soup was made from tomatoes, mushroom, and asparagus. Desserts were made from ice cream and merengue, and melons and strawberries were used in sundaes and sometimes weekdays too! Banoffee pie, pear crumble and sticky toffee pudding all made their appearance and thus our present-day diet was born.
I am reconsidering my pasta for tomorrow. Perhaps a pea and Parma ham sauce with the rigatoni….…?
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A Man Called Smith
Hugh McGrory |
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In my previous story, I mentioned a fellow called Smith as being one of the more senior members of LOGIC, the Apple computer user group in Toronto in the ‘80s. Apart from being a computer geek, I knew he was a doctor, though I wasn’t aware that he was a pathologist. Based at the Hospital for Sick Children (Sick Kids as it’s known in Toronto), he specialised in pediatric pathology.
Although he didn’t have any formal training or certification in forensic pathology, towards the end of the ‘80s he began to take on pediatric cases that were the subject of criminal investigations. In 1992, he was appointed director of the newly established Ontario Pediatric Forensic Pathology Unit (OPFPU) at Sick Kids.
His star was on the rise and Dr. Charles Smith soon became the ‘go-to guy’ in pediatric forensic pathology in Ontario. He had the cachet of working at the best children's hospital in Canada. Few other pathologists had as much experience. Most of the cases he was involved in hinged on
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the manner of death – was it natural or due to some criminal act.
Over the course of the 1990s, Dr. Smith's reputation grew – but public concerns about his professional competence did as well. As early as 1991, a 12-year-old babysitter, referred to as SM, was charged with manslaughter in the death of a 16 month-old girl, Amber, in Timmins, Ontario. The babysitter said that Amber had accidentally fallen down a flight of carpet-covered stairs. No autopsy was considered necessary, and the coroner ruled the death as accidental.
Doctor Smith and some colleagues disagreed, and permission was eventually given for an exhumation. Smith carried out the autopsy, though he had little formal education or experience in forensics. He reported that Amber had died of a head injury caused by severe shaking. Two days later, the police arrested and charged SM with manslaughter.
SM’s father, referred to as DM, did not believe for a moment that his 12-year-old, straight-A, Grade 6 daughter, was guilty. He knew that there had to be something wrong with the evidence as presented. He was a chemist working for a mining company and he put his research skills to work for the next two years.
He read scientific journals on neuropathology and biomechanics, and studied papers on infant head injuries and Shaken Baby Syndrome. The family remortgaged their house twice, cashed in their RRSPs and finally sold the house. The money went to paying the expenses of specialists in the field, and later for the costs of mounting a legal defence. The family had to declare bankruptcy when their money ran out. SM had a hard time over this period, she felt stigmatised (everyone in the small northern town knew the story) – she became depressed and her school grades dropped.
In all, DM found nineteen experts from around the world whose research supported his daughter, and nine of those gave evidence at the trial which took almost two years to complete. The family covered the costs of all nine – including neuropathologists, biomechanics experts and pediatricians specializing in child abuse – to fly to Timmins for the trial. In addition, written opinions from others were provided to the court. The trial was heard before Justice Patrick Dunn of the Ontario Court (Provincial Division), and the star witness was Dr. Smith.
Justice Dunn duly delivered his verdict. He found the young babysitter not guilty, finding that her explanation that Amber had fallen down the stairs was credible and accepted the defence experts' evidence that small household falls could cause serious injury or death in a child as young as Amber. In giving his verdict he said, "When first presented, the Crown's case appeared quite plausible. But after the evidence of the defence experts, it is riddled with reasonable doubts."
He emphatically rejected Dr. Smith's evidence. In a detailed and trenchant review of Smith's forensic analysis and approach, Justice Dunn concluded that he lacked objectivity, failed to investigate thoroughly all relevant facts, and neglected to keep adequate records of his work and findings. He also determined that Dr. Smith lacked familiarity with the relevant scientific literature. The issues raised by the judge regarding the quality of Dr. Smith’s evidence and his lack of experience in the field were brought to the attention of his superiors, and the College of Physicians and Surgeons of Ontario (CPSO).
No meaningful action resulted and Dr. Smith’s work on high-profile cases continued unabated.
(To be continued…)
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My First Game
Gordon Findlay |
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The day of my first rugby game for the Depot 1st XV arrived. Getting to the game against REME – the Royal Electrical & Mechanical Engineers was simple – the whole Military Police team was loaded into a couple of 3-ton Army trucks with simple bench seats lined up on opposite sides under the canvas. Sheldrake, and a lieutenant who also played for Depot XV Military Police, rode in the passenger seat of the truck, up front, while we lowly recruits bumped around in the back.
I had a decent game against REME, but they stuck me in at the back row of the scrum – while I was used to playing as an inside or outside centre, where I could use my speed. Oh well. I blasted away from the scrum at every opportunity and managed to get involved in some of the passing plays with the backs, my normal position.
It wasn’t a particularly good game for either side since the field was sopping wet, but we did win, and everyone was in a good mood. We were hoping for a massive feed and piss-up after the game – but no such luck. REME did feed us, and it was somewhat better than the usual Army grub – but really just a good Irish stew with spuds, with plum duff to follow.
On the positive side, they did allow us each a couple of pints of beer before the food – but with typical Army idiocy, the beer was handed to us as we stood around outside the Mess Hall, so we had to quaff it standing around outside. The reason given was: “Can’t allow booze in the Mess Hall, lads. Army regulations, you know. And try not to let the other lads going in see what you’ve got.”
So, we had to stand outside the Mess Hall, hiding our bottles of Tennant’s Lager as best we could from the REME recruits walking past on their way in for dinner. Sgt. Sheldrake and the Lieutenant, of course, were comfortably installed in the Sergeant’s Mess and the Officers’ Club respectively, for their drinks and meal.
However, a week or so later, I heard that my name was posted on the bulletin board for the next game for Depot Military Police against RAMC – Royal Army Medical Corps. And if you think that a bunch of doctors and front-line medics and assistants would be a pushover – quite the opposite. They had an excellent team since many of the doctors were graduates of private schools and had played inter-school and Former Pupil rugby like me. But I was delighted to be chosen again.
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By this time my dear parents (I'd kept them posted on my life in the Military Police) had mailed me my own rugby boots (Elmer Cotton “Fleets” for the record: a high-end solid leather pair of rugby boot with removable cleats, which were an innovation way back then). So, I didn’t have to depend on the cheap and crappy military-issue rugby boots from the company store. And, even better, when I went to check my name on the official team sheet, I saw that I was written in as an inside centre, paired up with Lieutenant Lennan, a dark-haired Welsh officer who had been a trialist for Cardiff, a team in the Welsh League, and was one of the bright lights of our side.
We didn’t win our game against RAMC but thanks to Lieut. Lennan I scored a try – the one and only try I managed to score in Army life. The good Lieutenant had great speed and midway through the second half took a pass from the stand-off (he’s like the quarterback in football) and burst away from his RAMC opposite number. Lennan then sprinted for the try-line (the “end zone” in football) and drew the fullback to him – slipped the ball to me – and all I had to do was run a few feet and touch down the ball for our score.
Funny how you remember things like that – the unselfish move of a fellow rugger player who makes a clean break, then sets you up for a score you simply cannot miss. The Lieutenant was unquestionably the class of our side and for me, it was a pleasure to play alongside him. Had we not been Lieutenant and Corporal – a huge gulf in Army terms – I think we could have been friends.
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Acronymous Logic
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I like acronyms. I find the good ones make communication more efficient and more effective. As you probably know, there are two ways that acronyms are created:
The best are when the initial letters of each significant word create a pronounceable word. An example would be NASA, for "National Aeronautics and Space Administration". If the resulting word has some relationship to the subject, so much the better... for example, a leadership program – LEAD, for Leadership Education and Development.
Some of the worst are when the inventors have the word they want as the acronym, then come up with some tortured phrase to justify it. An example is an organisation that I was once a member of LOGIC, for "Loyal Ontario Group Interested in Computers". I mean LOGIC is good, but come on... (how about "Lots of Geeks In Computing?")
I first used computers in 1968 when working for the Glenrothes New Town Corporation in Fife, Scotland. These were large mainframe computers in London and Manchester which processed data that we had coded by hand on paper forms and sent off to them in the mail – that’s snail mail, not email... We got the results by snail mail too...
For me, this early experience with computers was frustrating, but also enlightening and exciting. It changed my life, and, though I didn’t realise it immediately, resulted in a career based on the use of computers as tools for engineering and business.
We emigrated to Toronto in 1966, and by the early to mid '70s microcomputers began to appear – small desktop-sized machines which were used initially for game-playing.
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By the late '70s, Apple computers were on the scene and the Apple II Plus was becoming a useful tool for the business world. I persuaded my boss to allow me to buy one and use it at home while I figured out what it could do for us.
Such micros were so new that many people were struggling to learn how to use them and many user groups – such as LOGIC – were formed. As was typical, LOGIC began from a small number of early adopters who had casual contact with each other and shared ideas and assistance. They were an eclectic bunch – lawyers, engineers, doctors, taxi drivers, university students, drop-outs – all with a bit of the geek in them...
As more people became interested, they decided to organise, appointed a President, a Secretary and Treasurer, then organised monthly meetings. (Founded in the early '80s, I was amazed to learn, while researching this story that it was a going concern until 2017!)
I attended quite a few of the sessions in the early '80s – the meetings usually took the format of a presentation by one of the early adopters (who were a year or so ahead of most of us), a Q&A afterwards,
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then a lot of informal discussions over coffee. I found the meetings to be well worth attending – they often saved me from reinventing wheels...
One of those 'early adopters' was a fellow named Smith. I never actually knew him, but I listened to a couple of good presentations by him and had one brief conversation with him afterwards.
Over the following thirty years his name would become known all across Canada – which, come to think about it, is the story I actually set out to tell – ah well, next time...
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A Ski Trip Down Memory Lane
Murray Hackney |
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Gordon Findlay’s recent story, ‘Skiing in Scotland’, reminded me of my last ski trip up Glenshee. I do remember the rope tow which would give the present day Health and Safety Police a heart attack. The secret was the 'Hookum' a very simple thing! The tow was simply an endless rope, pulleys at top and bottom of the hill, and your hookup was a handle with a 'u' shaped metal hook, a bit like a paint roller without the roller! As you can imagine, when you dropped it over the rope, your weight jammed it, and off you went, hanging on, skis on the snow all the way up.
Easy until you tried to get it off before it was pulled round the top pulley – the technique was to release the tension a wee bit and lift, and if you got it right you were free to go, but if timed wrongly, your hookum could be retrieved from the other side of the wheel. No sweat if it was handheld, but woe betide those who chose to tie it to a rope round the waist! Chances of nipped fingers or even worse were quite high.
But that's not what caused me to stop skiing ( even before I got any good at it). Getting up the hills by car towards Glas Maol (grey-green hill), Gulabin (a Lodge and Outdoor Centre) etc. was fraught with problems in those '50/'60s days. The roads were sometimes ploughed, but not too well, so often you were faced with a slippery and steep surface.
At the most difficult parts collective action came into force, which involved a combination of pushing and bouncing on the boot to gain some traction. Worked most times, but then along came the Mini. First front wheel drive car around here and not good at climbing icy slopes. So, the answer was to REVERSE up the difficult bits with two people sitting on the bonnet to give more weight on the driven wheels.
I don't know if you have ever tried this, but believe me, when you’re facing downhill on a slippery bonnet you really have to hang on. The wipers are no help, so the front door pillar was the favourite handhold-provided the crude sliding window was open...Unfortunately the driver’s door was still open when I grabbed the pillar and the driver (who shall be nameless) slammed the door over my four fingers and took off, obviously looking the wrong way through the rear window.
Now luckily the Mini had pretty floppy window frames so, even though it was the hinge side, i.e., maximum
leverage, my fingers were not actually chopped off. No amount of banging on the windscreen could get the attention of the driver- he was determined to get to the top and the engine was near max revs in reverse. My biggest worry then was, if I fall off will I get dragged along, or will my fingers come off? Neither scenario appealed to me, so I was mightily relieved when we stopped on the brow of the hill. A doctor in another car looked at my fingers and pronounced them very bruised and swollen, but no breaks and some aspirin was prescribed from the first aid kit. Didn't help much, but my distraught driver volunteered to take me home at once.
I never went skiing again...
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A Faint Memory
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When I was young, up to the age of eight or so, I had an aversion to blood. Over that period, I blacked out several times. The sight of blood – particularly my own – would cause me to pass out. This is a reaction that was probably caused by vasovagal syncope – the term for a rapid drop in blood pressure and heart rate which can trigger fainting.
Apparently, it's not an uncommon problem – it’s estimated that 20% of all children will experience at least one episode of fainting before the end of adolescence, and the problem has a natural history of spontaneous resolution or improvement. I never saw a doctor and seemed to 'grow out of it' before reaching double-digits.
When my youngest daughter, Debbie, was around 11 or 12, in the late '70s, in Canada, I got a call at work saying that she had been in an accident and had been taken to hospital. It turned out that she and a girl friend had been sharing a bike, going down an incline, Sharon pedalling, and Debbie sitting on the handlebars and resting her bare feet on the ends of the front wheel axle…
Her left foot slipped off the axle and into the spokes – of course, the bike stopped instantly, and they cartwheeled over the front wheel onto the road. Fortunately, Sharon wasn’t badly hurt, but Debbie had a nasty wound to her foot. It was about two inches by one inch and went into the bone–and a spoke almost took her little toe off. She was taken to hospital by ambulance, treated, and sent home.
Apparently, according to her GP later, she received less than adequate treatment – in the days following, the wound began to swell and became more painful. She decided to try stepping on it without her crutch and the wound split open. Her mother took her to our GP who said she should take her to hospital – it would need surgical debridement to remove dying flesh and blood clots. I again got a call at work and headed for the hospital.
Debbie likes to tell people of that experience:
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“The nurse took us – me, mum, and dad – into a small examining room. I was asked to lie on the gurney (a wheeled stretcher) and, as my parents looked on, the nurse took off the bandage. The wound looked like liver, and she proceeded to clean it as best she could in preparation for the Doctor's examination – this included remouving some blood clots with forceps.
Suddenly she said to me, ”Debbie, will you please get up”, handed me my crutches then said, “Stand over there.” She then turned to my dad and said, “Will you please lie down”.
He looked puzzled and started to question her and she interrupted and said “Please – lie down now!” So he did…
She then said, “ You are looking very pale – I don’t want you blacking out and falling.”
So, for the next few minutes I, the patient, had to stand, while my father relaxed on the gurney with a pillow under his feet…”
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Oh, the ignominy…
Afterwards they told us that Debbie would have to have one more operation, plastic surgery to cover the
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damaged area. They removed a patch of skin from high on the outside of her left thigh and used this to cover the damaged area.
Actually, my memory of the above event is that I didn’t really feel faint at the time which was why I was surprised at the nurse’s reaction. She excused herself from the room, I lay there for a few minutes then got up, and felt fine.
Having said that, she was obviously an experienced professional, and may have
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seen the initial signs of syncope (blood pressure drop, reducing circulation to the brain causing paleness, and possible loss of consciousness) brought on by the sight of my daughter’s wound – so maybe I was about to faint... I haven't had another occurrence in the past forty odd years, thank goodness – it's not a pleasant experience!
My mother in her old age blacked out several times – until they gave her a pacemaker. She described it as "Feeling a black wave coming over me." She called it "Having a floopie". No idea why...
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